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CaptainMongo 0 points 2 months ago

Power Projection Plays Big In Negotiations...

There Are A Crapton More Moderates In Iran Then People Think

CaptainMongo 0 points 2 months ago

Idi Amin Was KING Where Third World Dictators Are Concerned...

Those Rumored Crocodile Floor Shows Were In Fact Very Real

CaptainMongo 0 points 2 months ago

China Has Some Fantastic Fakes Right Down To The Serial Numbers...

Only Way To Tell They're The Real Deal Is By Opening The Case

CaptainMongo 0 points 2 months ago

Shame One Of Your Ladies Into Strappin' One On Your Wrist...

What's Good For The Goose Is Even Better For The Gander

CaptainMongo 0 points 2 months ago

Diplomacy Is Part Lies, Damn Lies, White Lies And Sometimes Truth...

The Secret Is Knowing Which Ones Are Being Bandied About And Why

CaptainMongo 0 points 2 months ago

Was A Swingers Club For People Who Preferred Not Vegas...

Evidently The Club Has Moved To Las Vegas

CaptainMongo 2 points 2 months ago

Technically A Six Gauge By American/British Bore Rules...

More Types Of Ammo Available Then A Barrel Of Monkeys

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KS-23

CaptainMongo 0 points 2 months ago

Was Waiting For Somebody To Notice That Blarin' Detail...

This Was NOT A I'm Bored, Let's Start A Fire Moment

Stencils Imply/Require The Requisite Hit Order From On High

CaptainMongo 0 points 2 months ago

And Not One Mention Of 'Who?' Is Actually Doing The Financing...

Front Men/Women Are A Dime A Dozen In The World Of Business

CaptainMongo 2 points 2 months ago

He Who Controls The Army Holds The Keys To The Kingdom...

Nothing Is Out Of Bounds When Total War Is Invoked

CaptainMongo 3 points 2 months ago

Trump Is The Big Daddy Rabbit Of Soliciting Reactions...

CaptainMongo 0 points 2 months ago

Number Five: El Cucaracha Boots Means Mexican...

Those Are Baby Booties Compared To The Big Boys

https://petapixel.com/assets/uploads/2012/04/boots1_mini.jpg

CaptainMongo 4 points 2 months ago

Albuquerque Is Where Everybody Takes A Wrong Turn...

A City Of Liquor Stores Surrounded By Indian Reservations

CaptainMongo 2 points 2 months ago

Another Reason Why The USA Took Hawaii Before The British Did...

CaptainMongo 1 point 2 months ago

Military Reunion Convention And A Whole Lot Of Alcohol...

CaptainMongo 0 points 2 months ago

E955 Is Known As Splenda In The USA...

CaptainMongo 1 point 2 months ago

A Cerebral Nigger And Smoke Detectors - Part One...

Superb Plot/Script/Production Values, Ten Star Time Waster

CaptainMongo 1 point 2 months ago

All The Kennedy's Are Genetically Predisposed To Sexual Shenanigans...

Door Knobs, Keyholes, Anything Goes With That Clan

CaptainMongo 0 points 2 months ago

Dumb Blonde Jokes Were Started By Brunettes Because Of Jealousy...

Never Underestimate The Guile Of Women, You'll Live Longer

CaptainMongo 3 points 2 months ago

Any Security Team Worth Its Salt Assumes The Worst...

MSM Have Been "Sexing It Up" Mr. Putin Headlines For Years Now

CaptainMongo 10 points 2 months ago

Never Let The Facts Get In The Way Of A Good Story...

Fleet Limo Engine Caught On Fire, Gasoline Burns And Vapors Explode

CaptainMongo 0 points 2 months ago

Apparently Brown Bears Don't Eat White Meat On Friday's...

Surprisingly, Nigger Only Said Nigger Nine Times In Fifty-Eight Seconds

CaptainMongo 3 points 2 months ago

Average Weight Of Defensive Tackles Is A Bit Over Three Hundred...

Offensive Guards And Tackles Average At Three Hundred Twenty

CaptainMongo 1 point 2 months ago

NFL Don't Care And Neither Does He Me Thinks...

Half A Million A Season To Ride The Bench Beats Bouncer

CaptainMongo 1 point 2 months ago

A Tad Slow For A Lineman But Never Seems To Get Injured...

Can See A Team Picking Him In Third Round To Be A Hole Plugger