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KangzNSheeit
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And Rome agreed not to hurt carthage if they surrendered after the third Punic war, then razed the city and salted the earth and claimed they didn't hurt carthage, as carthage was the people, who were still alive and well in slavery.


/v/WorldNews viewpost?postid=667da5481194f

Maybe some kind of car that's water tight with some locomotive apparatus that pushes against water like tires do against the road.


/v/tellupgoat_based_edition viewpost?postid=667c90af6d32e

What? We can just have China make all our munitions. I'm sure they'll work flawlessly when we go to war with China.


/v/funny viewpost?postid=667cae11c8ec3

What part of the government does Boeing belong to?


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=667a129fd9a8e

It used to be a compliment to say someone had discriminating taste


/v/videos viewpost?postid=66732aa43aeb7

How about not driving like a dick and putting everyone else's lives at risk because you're poor at assessing your actual skills.


/v/videos viewpost?postid=667175a49b4f1

Here's the solution:

1.) Increase teachers starting pay to $80k a year.
2.) Increase all of the vocations in a similar manner.
3.) Now that labor costs more, increase the price of goods and services to cover the new expense.
4.) Scratch our heads at how minimum wage is now the same after adjusting for inflation.


/v/PoliticalMemes viewpost?postid=667088548e504

They might hint at it to keep people distracted from whatever they're really doing. They rarely repeat operations, so don't assume it will be so obvious.


/v/Memes viewpost?postid=666f35dfb5473

Or maybe just don't rob at all


/v/funny viewpost?postid=666da2142bdae

He just defaulted to trying to target who he perceived to be the most helpless. That of course leaves the biggest threats to take action unnoticed, which is a really bad strategy.


/v/funny viewpost?postid=666da2142bdae

AIDS isn't a virus. The image is literally talking about reversing late stage symptoms caused by HIV which is AIDS.


/v/NaturalRemedies viewpost?postid=666b582279af5

It was potable last week until someone shit next to the spring


/v/America viewpost?postid=666c04a3b5f73

Even if you don't believe in the devil, it's obvious the "pastor" does and is trying to worship him


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=666c615108bca

Cause of death not revealed because look at him and guess


/v/RIP viewpost?postid=6669890b514cb

What I don't get is how much time and energy they'll put into getting something "free". Earning it is easier you fucking morons.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=66635239a20c1

This just in, Boaty McBoatFace voted emperor of Mexico


/v/MeanwhileOnScored viewpost?postid=6662e2bd11e87

Because Palestinians have access to frilly lingerie. Don't lie jew faggot, we know that's from your personal stash.


/v/Jews viewpost?postid=666236c1d0dbc

He's actual conceal carrying, his shirt just sucks at concealing


/v/Guns viewpost?postid=6661f992b7c19

No, open carry was illegal in TX up until recently. If you printed while conceal carrying that was illegal too. They only recently changed the laws.


/v/Guns viewpost?postid=6661f992b7c19

Iran, Houthis, Syria, and North Korea.


/v/TellTalk viewpost?postid=6660c695de991

Much like liberals in the US, high crime rates support their hold on power. You can't claim to be the angel that's going to fix problems, unless there are problems to begin with. Mexico will get soft on cartels, and blame the US.


/v/politics viewpost?postid=665de2a62330f

I quit cold turkey decades ago because I'm not a faggot. You should try it.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=665a0b3e2f59f

I can do either because I'm not a dumb nigger


/v/TalkDev viewpost?postid=665963f84aada

The next time my grandma gets arrested in walmart, I'll keep that in mind


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=664f354528b85