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Elon Musk will save stranded Boeing astronauts. Thoughts?

submitted by FreeinTX to AskUpgoat 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:43:11 ago (+14/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

What do you think about Musk being chosen to use SpaceX to save NASA and Boeing's ass?

If you didn't know, tell me your thoughts on what if this happened. What would you say?


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[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 10:48:24 ago (+1/-0)

Well it's either that or they use the soyuz capsule that's stuck on the space station for emergency evacuation. But then that would leave the rest of the people there with no emergency evacuation so I guess they can't do that. I think they can exist in the space station with the other people for quite a period of time but they would be absolutely crazy to let them go through down in the Boeing capsule because it's bad enough that they let it go up there but if it came down and those guys were killed all Vanessa administrators would be fired and go through endless more inquiries than they're already going to go through by putting the space station at risk by letting that dodgy Boeing capsule ever try to attach to the space station.

[ - ] HeyJames 8 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:52:20 ago (+9/-1)

IDGAF

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:56:15 ago (+8/-8)

space isnt even real

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 3 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 23:13:01 ago (+5/-2)

The space between your ears is real /s

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy -3 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 23:13:46 ago (+3/-6)

take back that fucking downvoat jumpman do it now

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 1 point 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 23:16:16 ago (+2/-1)

Not i your honor. You left yourself wide open for a joke so i simply obliged.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 6 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:16:46 ago (+8/-2)

I don't really care but it would be a perfect example of the superiority of the private sector over the government sector.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 4 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 23:09:39 ago (+4/-0)

Private sector lol.

[ - ] CasualObserver 3 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 08:43:32 ago (+3/-0)

elon musk pulled himself up by his bootstraps don't ya know.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:21:56 ago (+2/-0)

Government needs to sit in the background protecting citizens and the private sector from foreign influence. Gov competing with it's own citizens, directly or indirectly, is how we get where we are. It's a tool of the jews to control us.

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 2 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:55:40 ago (+2/-0)

What part of the government does Boeing belong to?

[ - ] recon_johnny 3 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 23:09:50 ago (+4/-1)

All of it. Why do you think DIE is such a big deal for them? They’re tied in.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 0 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 07:19:26 ago (+0/-0)

The government mostly belongs to Boeing.

[ - ] watts2db 0 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:37:19 ago (+0/-0)

thats what Im thinking

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:25:07 ago (+1/-1)

So, for some reason, Boeing is tagged to this mission. That's never happened before. Boeing isn't government. Boeing is union jobs. SpaceX is non-union labor.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:11:46 ago (+5/-2)

Its all fake.

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 2 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:19:16 ago (+2/-0)

All this shit is starting to look like intentional globohomo sabotage. The freakin border with massive number of terrorists flooding in, stupid-ass globohomo braind-dead POTUS, all the policies to just weaken the USA, policies by the government suppose to make the country stronger, freakin shitting all over one of the biggest tangible goods company in the US.. the fucking globohomo faggots are trying to destroy Boeing mark my words

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] -1 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:22:39 ago (+0/-1)

Boeing is union jobs.

SpaceX is not unions jobs.

Good point.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:08:18 ago (+4/-2)

NASA would let them die before letting Musk rescue them.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 1 point 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:18:12 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. But there may be more at work than what NASA wants.

[ - ] inaminit 2 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:07:33 ago (+3/-1)

I would wager that the entire episode was nothing more than a publicity stunt aimed at garnering subsidies for Musk.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:44:12 ago (+3/-1)

Its getting low amounts of media attention... they are already dead

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 2 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:46:50 ago (+3/-1)

I don't imagine that either NASA or Boeing wants this in the news cycle. How many launches did they scrub before they stranded them out there?

But let's say, for arguments sake, that they are alive? What are the conspiracy theory machinations that exist for this scenario?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:20:41 ago (+3/-1)

Once they return to earth the apes will rule the planet anyways

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:55:13 ago (+2/-1)

They should have 45 to 30 days left for a orbital link up technically

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:24:44 ago (+2/-1)

Worst comes to worst they have to use the emergency Soyuz capsule. An embarrassment when they're trying to start WW3 with the Russians.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 16:02:48 ago (+0/-0)

It's "worse comes to worst"

[ - ] Sheitstrom 1 point 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 07:18:04 ago (+1/-0)

I'm hoping it's Roscosmos.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 01:36:47 ago (+1/-0)*

Well the starliner can only stay docked 45 days, with 27 days remaining.

The ISS doesn't have a docking port available for the Crew Dragon space craft without using the robotic arm to move away the starliner

It'll probably be necessary, they probably had the wrong people involved in the starliner.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 00:36:45 ago (+1/-0)

Space as we are told is fake and gay, especially if Elon is going to use his cg rockets to save the day

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 23:39:42 ago (+2/-1)

Fake and gay

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:13:26 ago (+2/-1)

The glue is flowing in this post.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 1 point 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:33:50 ago (+2/-1)

Lol.

Yes. Yes, it is.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:55:19 ago (+2/-1)

he wants first dibs on the space virus

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:58:15 ago (+0/-0)

Its just suoer herpes

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:18:38 ago (+0/-0)

I in 4 people have it

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 13:10:19 ago (+0/-0)

I hope it never makes it there. Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 10:41:43 ago (+0/-0)

Do it, fucking shame the shit out of NASA and Boeing in the process.

I used to love Boeing, fuck em now.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 23:24:53 ago (+0/-0)

I suspect this was the plan all along.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:42:33 ago (+1/-1)

Musk will drive his space roadster on over and give them a lift.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:51:04 ago (+4/-4)

Since the ability to travel into outer space isn’t real because the whole concept of “space” is bullshit, I think this is all propaganda to promote an agenda.

FYI, everything about NASA is a lie. There is no such thing as space travel. It’s all a lie. There are no satellites in space because there is no space. If you didn’t learn anything from the Chinese balloon fiasco then I can’t help you. I guess go vote then since you think that’s real too.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 1 point 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:02:23 ago (+1/-0)

The sun is inside the dome.

Sure, Jan

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:40:06 ago (+2/-1)

You can’t prove the existence of outer space without government sources. NASA is one big ass propaganda machine for the purpose of funneling tax dollars away to unknown recipients.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 06:25:23 ago (+0/-0)

You can prove lots of things without NASA.

The distance to the sun, for example. The next solor or lunar eclipse, to the second, for example.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 10 monthsJun 26, 2024 07:02:22 ago (+1/-0)

Cool, go ahead and prove that.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 26, 2024 07:07:51 ago (+0/-0)*

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/total-solar-eclipse-explore-map-future

Be sure and remind me when 1 is off by more than 5 minutes.

You flat earther people are fucking retarded. You can't even explain a lunar eclipse, can you?

[ - ] dass 0 points 10 monthsJun 26, 2024 15:50:05 ago (+0/-0)

Not talking about flat earth - talking about high altitude low earth orbit (aka 'space') and zero satellites as we've been led to believe - they are weather ballon tethered.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 26, 2024 17:02:25 ago (+0/-0)

So, of the literal hundreds of thousands of people involved in the satellite industry, and the thousands of people involved in the defense industry learning how to take a satellite out without fucking everything up, not 1 fucking whistleblower has ever come forward, in the history of satellites being a thing, to suggest the joos are lying to us about satellites?

Get a fucking grip on yourself, and if you don't actually believe this horseshit insanity, stop fucking aiding the grift, you disingenuous fucking nigger

[ - ] dass 0 points 10 monthsJun 26, 2024 23:02:10 ago (+0/-0)

They dont even want to know for themselves bc they only build the finished product and get paid, plus it is all compartmentalized, they are so brainwashed drinking the kool aid, just like you still defending the establishment.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 06:51:01 ago (+0/-0)

You're an idiot. Everyone is compartmentalized? No one gives up the secret, ever? No one? Ever? Not one person, in the history of the program? And, not one person who doesn't have the capability calls it out as fake? No one? Ever?

I'm not "defending the establishment" you fucking faggot. You're now arguing like a filthy fuckin' jew and are showing yourself to little more than a disingenuous fucking nigger.
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[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:03:56 ago (+1/-0)

Theres at least satellites

[ - ] dass 0 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 04:17:16 ago (+0/-0)

Yes - high Altitude Low earth orbit. (The HALO program). Weather Balloon tethered. Zero real time footage of any space satellite - all artist representations and illustrations.
If there were real ones up in space - they wouldn't have to use literal drones to watch the enemy combatants over in jookraine.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 10 monthsJun 26, 2024 07:05:18 ago (+0/-0)

If we have satellites taking earth pictures then why do they have aerial survey planes mapping the earth’s surface? Ever thought if that?

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 1 point 10 monthsJun 26, 2024 07:14:44 ago (+1/-0)

Because it's easier and cheaper. Duh! And we do use satellites to map the earth's surface.

https://www.nesdis.noaa.gov/imagery/interactive-maps/the-world-real-time

Lemme guess "muh earf is pressurized" and "grabity ain't reel".

[ - ] dass 0 points 10 monthsJun 26, 2024 15:45:09 ago (+0/-0)*

Sure, not from space tho but from High altitude low earth orbit weather balloon tethers ....

Ytube use to be full of links and channels showing the stuff pre-2010-2015 about the US Airforce ran weather tether survallaince 'satellites' (and govt ngo's operate mapping etc) launched and retrieved up to 3-12 weeks later from special equipped aircraft that use various places like alaska and antartica.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] -1 points 10 monthsJun 26, 2024 17:03:15 ago (+0/-1)

Kill yourself.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 10 monthsJun 26, 2024 20:30:20 ago (+1/-0)

Yep, you’re a faggot ass fucking jew. Lose an argument and resort to being a bitch. I king of had you figured out but now I’m 100%. Hahaha! How can you see your computer screen over that jew nose?

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] -1 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 06:55:57 ago (+0/-1)

I didn't lose an argument, you dumb assed fuckin' retard.

You asked why aren't satellites used to map the earth. I showed you a site where you can look and look into places in the earth that are mapped by a fucking satellite. How fucking stupid are you?

[ - ] dass 0 points 10 monthsJun 26, 2024 22:57:00 ago (+0/-0)*

You seem upset, but am i wrong?.

A simple search for any actual photo/ real time footage of or from a satellite in actual space would be a start. Not artist impressions/ illustrations / composites and cgi renderings. Sorry but An image from a satellite at the factory before it even gets off the ground doesnt count.
All land survey images etc aren't taken from 'space' they are taken from the high-altitude low earth orbit zone (160-2000km). The space station is in the same zone (400km)

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 06:53:57 ago (+0/-0)

The space station is a satellite, ya fuckin' retard!

https://files.catbox.moe/t6v7y1.jpg

Backdropped by Earth’s horizon and the blackness of space, the International Space Station is featured in this image photographed by an STS-130 crew member as space shuttle Endeavour and the station approach each other during rendezvous and docking activities. Docking occurred at 11:06 p.m. (CST) on Feb. 9, 2010, delivering the Tranquility node and its Cupola.

[ - ] dass 0 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 17:16:57 ago (+0/-0)*

Lmao, nice conflation using sophist technical terms - ergo it is still in the high-altitude low earth orbit zone - not actual 'space' space. Is a balloon tethered instrument also a satellite - why yes.

PLus show me any actual photo of one of the thousands of satellites operating right now up in space (not the space station , lol).
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[ - ] dass 0 points 10 monthsJun 26, 2024 15:47:55 ago (+0/-0)

Yep.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:36:51 ago (+1/-0)

Space is for rich people now

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:19:26 ago (+1/-1)

Hell i could get you into soace real cheap

[ - ] Trope -1 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:01:57 ago (+0/-1)

Explain yourself. Dafuq you talking about?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry -1 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 00:11:04 ago (+0/-1)

If you're trying to kill braincells you'll have a better time with whiskey.

[ - ] ModernGuilt -1 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:43:12 ago (+1/-2)

They should use the Russian emergency capsule

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] -1 points 10 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:21:50 ago (+0/-1)

That would be awesome. Putin makes a world announcement that Russia will perform the rescue. Let Musk actually take an actual risk. Can you imagine if Musk's effort failed?