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That method...drinking Bud Light.


"Hunter! I know you've been stumped about the new ad campaign... I now *know* how to differentiate ourselves from the competition: Chicks with dicks."

I don't want to appear judgemental, but something about her seems kind of "off".

"Choose the Right Mystery Drink Bottle with Elephant Mammoth Gorilla Cow Hippo Max Level LONG LEGS" what the fuck does this mean?

Nonsense political theater will guarantee real political outcome...

SPLC liars strike again.

Trips and falls on himself and ends up in a hospital. But only the good die young.

In-your-face Satanism is so chic.

Watched an old TV show on streaming. I grew up watching Dennis Farina on Law and Order (yes I know it is shit) so I decided to watch Crime Story.

Crime Story from 1986 (87?) season 1 episode 6.

A court-appointed defense attorney represents a black man who lives in a cheap apartment. The defendant hit a landlord for being mean and the lawyer uses deception and trickery to get his client off using literally word-for-word modern Antifa arguments and circuitous logic.

It literally felt like it was written in 2023, complete with contradictions (the law applies equally but it's okay to beat a landlord for saying mean things), basic misunderstanding of the law and justice, and preaching to essentially disregard law instead of changing it. It was terrifying in its tone deaf nature, and it even proved, at the end, why the man should have gone to jail for assault.

The culture of writers is that of insular stupidity, and it appears to have been that way for a long time.

Just a normal heart attack for an 18 year old.

EDIT: Dammit I meant to say "mortality-complete", a made-up newspeak word for death that I apparently thought was hilarious.

When the clock strikes
Half past six babe
Time to head for
Golden Lights (hey)
It's a Good Time
For the Great Taste(tm) (dinner!)
at McDonald's(tm)
It's Mac Tonight!
Come on Make it Mac Tonight!

She looks like she needs an exorcism.

Crime Problem.

A detective enters an obvious murder scene. After deliberating for an extraordinary amount of time, he slowly declares, "I think...we have...a crime problem." Then he looks into the camera and the into credits are played.

The obvious murder is solved and the obvious bad guy is arrested, although our detective treats it as a real mystery throughout. Once the crime is solved, he rubs his hands together and says, "That's the end of that crime problem". Credits roll.

GOLD. I am giving you GOLD.