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MaryXmas
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Still jivin' after his tight end?


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Cold shower, cold bath. You probably won't but it will actually do the thing you are looking for.


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Like a going away party? Gotta love a good party! 🎉🎉


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Tar and feather? More like lead and rope.


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MaryXmas 1 point 4 months ago

It's a trick question. We all fail. Every single one of us. We only live through Christ.


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MaryXmas 1 point 4 months ago

I am just surprised that you aren't more cynical.


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MaryXmas 1 point 4 months ago

They charge 100 an hour and say they have to "crawl around on the basement floor, like an animal". Yeah, at 100 and hour, you can do that. It is part of your job, it isn't degrading, stop complaining.


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Say it again Al Gore!!!

"The temperature will go up like a hockey stick".

YAAAAAAA!!!!!


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It will be voluntary until it isn't. Maybe trumpenstein will say it has to do with keeping the spics out.


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There are a few power bottoms that pop up time to time.


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We haven't been winning the culture war for many years. We have had 20 days of pretty good.


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MaryXmas 1 point 4 months ago

The prophecy fulfillment is super interesting


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Think your tough eh? Well, you've been a disappointment to your parents and have poor relationships.


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MaryXmas 1 point 4 months ago

I think it was an interpretation of Hosea 6:1-2. After 2 days he will revive us.


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No cap, this boomer be built like a windows XP error message. Straight up buffering.


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MaryXmas 1 point 4 months ago

So if Christ died at 34 AD, there is a 2k year delta between 34 AD and 2034, that gives another 10 years for the final changes to take place before he comes again. This is important because there was to be 2000 years of Jewish power in the world in the prophacy of the Messiah.
The Jews certainly have enjoyed the power but will not acknowledge that yet another prophacy was fulfilled by Christ. Repent, the time is near. He will come again to judge the living and the dead.


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You only live moving forward.


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So everything is bad unless your criteria are met...


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MaryXmas 1 point 4 months ago

Yep. Burning Lazer off AliExpress.


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