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Sheitstrom

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Biden's Classified Documents Resignation: Two Birds one Stone (whatever)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.3 years ago

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If they get Biden to resign due to the "seriousness" of mishandling classified documents, the deep state wins because they get to install Heels Up Harris as the first female black/Indian/Mexican/Puerto Rican President. Plus, they can then try to disqualify Donald Trump from office because "mishandling classified documents brought down a sitting president".

What All Gay Parents want for their Adopted Children (Warning: Satanic) (www.thegatewaypundit.com)

submitted by Sheitstrom to news 2.3 years ago

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Hard to read, not an exaggeration. Monsters.

Edit: More info, including a re-cap of 2012's Australian "gay adoption trailblazers".

https://www.hyphen-report.com/gay-couple-arrested-for-molesting-adopted-kids-not-the-first-time/

Does anyone have a good Volkswagen created by Nazis explanation? (whatever)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.3 years ago

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I'm looking for a list of URLs I can share with retard NPC family members.

House calls on CDC to investigate vax strokes (www.rt.com)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.3 years ago

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In other news, Tom to investigate anti-Jerry mouse attacks.

Nationalism was a tool used against us to (whatever)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.3 years ago

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get us to kill each other. Nationalism was good when we murdered ourselves by the millions. Now we've turned that frown upside-down and recognize nationalism as a strength to protect ourselves from tyranny. So of course now it's bad.

TD Bank gives child mutilators $500,000. (www.breitbart.com)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.5 years ago

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Monsters.

The Richard Dawson Experience (www.angelfire.com)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.5 years ago

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Every choice in your life culminates with this link.

Biden Spokesxyn Karine Baptiste De La Guerre promises "death to the American Empire" (whatever)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.5 years ago

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Comrades, the voting public has spoken truth to the power of the fascist American empire!

Today the mercy and compassion of abortion triumphed over hate...and immigration dreamers triumphed over both xenophobia and white supremacy! Voters signaled their disdain against the evil madman Putin - and our endless support for Ukraine means peace will prevail wherever need be, whatever the cost.

Make no mistake, there is a long march ahead...but our democracy will be saved, regardless of the attempts of right-wing MAGA extremists to overthrow it at the ballot box. Mort au régime américain!

Maricopa County AZ voting machines malfunctioning in conservative areas (www.thegatewaypundit.com)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.5 years ago

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Why is FOX and the msm promoting soccer endlessly when no one watches it? (whatever)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.5 years ago

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Ratings for soccer here are astronomically low. Gameshows, local news and weather have **way** more viewers than soccer.

Yet there is a coordinated, expensive and unending promotion for soccer here in the US. It feels so in-organic, so forced but yet so prevalent it is unreal. Kind of like the CNN, MSNBC FOXABCNBCBS news - an alternate reality pushed relentlessly regardless of cost.

Republican candidate doxxed; his kids almost shot (www.dailymail.co.uk)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.5 years ago

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Just more unhinged Democrat party violence.

Katy Perry claims low-battery levels to blame for eyelid simulator malfunction (pagesix.com)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.5 years ago

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"Plus I was on so much heroin and cocaine it's a wonder I'm still alive tee hee!"

Definitely not the vax. So don't say that.

STEVEN SEGAL is JUDGE AND JURY (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.5 years ago

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The blockbuster masterpiece that made millions in theaters worldwide and outside the known universe is now free on YouTube.

Creepiest of Creepy Motherfuckers to become next UK PM (www.dailymail.co.uk)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.5 years ago

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I bet he wasn't on Epstein's plane, he probably had his own house on the island.

Joy Behar confuses ghosts with being ghosted (pagesix.com)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.5 years ago

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Or maybe they were just more comfortable with a sheet over their face...

Armachat long range Doomsday messenger (pemi.technology)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.5 years ago

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Armageddon optional.

Edit: This is client to client. There is no internet/wifi/bluetooth/IRD/cell/mobile technology on the chipsets used on this device - they are not physically present.

Edit: Build it yourself here - https://github.com/bobricius/armachat

Great News everyone! Boston University creates new Covid-19 variant with 80% mortality in mice (www.rt.com)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.5 years ago

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Why the fuck is this legal?

Saint Kyle has a Youtube channel (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.5 years ago

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Amazon used Pop-Up Ad and forced-click to double Rings of Power ratings (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.5 years ago

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Using the same tactics as mid 2000s spam websites, Amazon's failing Rings of Power made streamers stop watching, and through an un-avoidable pop-up ad, re-click to continue watching the show. In terms of web/streaming metrics, this technically doubles viewership.

Normally, this type of bullshit behavior can be caught auditing analytics....but Amazon are also the same people in charge of auditing (and the people who designed the scam) so yup these bogus figures will forever be enshrined by them as real.

Get ready for all the mainstream shitheads to shout "2 quintillion minutes of streaming for juggernaut Rings of Power as viewership quadruples for series finale".

Need a fast 1 TB SSD 2.5" drive? Team Group CX2 faster than Samsung 860 Evo.... $60.00 (www.newegg.com)

submitted by Sheitstrom to Computers 2.5 years ago

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Great price and amazing SSD performance for sixty bucks.

Edit: $56.99 ackchyually...

Hippocratic Oath replaced by woke word salad in MN (www.dailymail.co.uk)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.6 years ago

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"we vow to honor all Indigenous ways of healing historically marginalized by Western medicine and fight white supremacy, colonialism, gender binary, ableism and all forms of oppression".

Woke Warner Bros. fires 26% of workforce... (deadline.com)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.6 years ago

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Unscripted and animation divisions to merge... I do not hold out hope considering they managed to make Harley Quinn unattractive, boring and unwatchable on both the big screen and in animation... They deserve this.

edit: some of the 26% represent people already let go.

Man discovers sticking an ipad on exercise bike is not actually a business strategy (www.zerohedge.com)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.6 years ago

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They want it all to BURN... (whatever)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.6 years ago

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The evil crazy people, soros and rothschild et al want Putin to take the bait.

They want Putin to wipe out the Ukraine pop, then NATO can nuke and break Russia, while Russia nukes North America. They can then swoop in to "save" what's left. It's so simple, so obvious - they want it all to burn.

"All the Bombshells from Tucker Calson's Kanye West Interview"... minus abortion (www.eonline.com)

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 2.6 years ago

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Yes Entertainment Tonight, news-source of record for New Detroit and other Omni Consumer Industries affiliated cities somehow managed to miss the word "abortion" or "pro-life" in their ironically-titled article, "All the Bombshells from Kanye West’s Tucker Carlson Interview".

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