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Lovemachine
Member for: 2.7 years

scp: 294 (+365/-71)
ccp: 56 (+63/-7)
votes given: 228 (+226/-2)
score: 350





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Thinking of learning a language. Russian or Chinese?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to AskUpgoat 2.3 years ago

12 comments

Also maybe I could use this as an opportunity to meet chicks? Let's put that as my main reason for wanting to learn a new language, acess to fertile human women.

I could go to the Russian club and hob knob with all the CIA plants. It'll be so fun, finally an intelligent conversation.
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Firefly summed up in three words: Sexy space adventure      (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

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Cryosleep would solve all of the globalists problems.     (Opinion)

submitted by Lovemachine to Opinion 2.3 years ago

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It gets rid of all the plebs politely, while granting the plebs some degree of hope for a better future all while they remain in complete control without having to cram the worthless eaters into a matrix by cutting off their kids dicks&tits and force vaccinating them like animals (which only breeds their destain, thus) thus avoiding the problem of having to sell their souls to the devil.

Plus cryonics may only ever work if it can be scaled up to mass production.
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Roombas are probably the biggest psyop of all. Sure, we're cleaning your house (and not sending live feedback about goings on in your home directly to the government)      (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

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Numbers 31:17 (Moses) “Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every women that hath known man by lying with him.”     (whatever)

submitted by Lovemachine to whatever 2.3 years ago

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Jesus Heals Lame Man By Giving Him Dope Shades And Cool Leather Jacket     (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Lovemachine to funny 2.3 years ago

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I'm not a science denier I'm a the science denier.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

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This movie about a Leprechaun's quest to save his forest from overlogging is better than all the black elves in Rivendale, as a historical piece alone.     (youtu.be)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

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And I'd venture to guess that Leprechaun did more to fight climate change than 10 gay holographic Picards.
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Does anyone have a link to the report that Indian Doctors wrote about Bill Gates paralyzing half a million Indian kids with his Polio vaccine?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to AskUpgoat 2.3 years ago

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Since normies minds are probably pretty torn right now, what with all the sudden deaths, I figure this would be a terrific time to bring up that whole paralyzing half a million kids with a vaccine thing.

Much to my surprise Google seems to be censoring this. But I know there was a legit paper written somewhere by Indian doctors. That is, not just an article on some fucking website but something a little more legit.

Can one of you fine people help me locate it please?

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The litmus test for woke propaganda is whether it adds to the story.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

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Watched "supervised" yesterday. It's about superheros in a retirement home. It's pretty good but because of the shoehorned in woke bits I cannot recommend.

Two examples:

Old hot female superhero used to fuck the old black superhero. They just bring this up and then it's never used in the story.

Woman says something like "God can be black". It's just shoehorn in and ads nothing other than to interrupt the movie with woke programming
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I, for one, would like to see a racially diverse advertisement with a white woman and black man for a change      (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

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The reason they call it America's love affair with oil is because a lot of people use petroleum jelly to masterbate.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

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I feel like life is designed to make me a better person.      (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

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The reason there are galaxies instead of one homogeneous soup is because gravity has a snowball-like effect and the expansion of the universe.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

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Uh actually object's don't fall at the same rate.

Hammers fall slower on the moon than on Mars. Therefore Mars and Earth would touch sooner if you held them 1M apart than Mars and the Earth.

Intelligent aliens will more than likely have a humanoid form. Its versatility will be found to be an example of convergent evolution.

Humans will never live on interstellar generation ships because humans are not fit for space travel. If only sperm and egg are sent a robot nanny who plays the role of God for the first generation makes the most sense.

Wow some little punk ass bitch down voted me because I interrupted his pipeline of political horse shit and mind control agents. Sorry for one fucking second I tried telling you something that wasn't a repackaged lobotomy, you fucking pussy.
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Learning AWS, it's actually somewhat revolutionary and empowering IMO. Anyone else have their head in the clouds? Any cool ideas for things to build?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to AskUpgoat 2.3 years ago

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IMO "the cloud is just someone else's computer" just means the person saying it has no clue what the cloud is.

Serverless if you want
Access to powerful machines for pennies.
Powerful ML services
Top teir security
Regulatory red tape eliminated
Geographic flexibility
Can scale your empire from 0 to infinity all in your own VPC.
Organizational management tools for pricing, security
Integration with AD for SSO

All kinds of other shit. I feel like a dumb ass for not taking the time to understand the cloud before. It adds so much more capability to what you can do.

Any original ideas on stuff you can do in AWS?

Yes, they canceled Parler and I won't forget that either. But you can still use them for Rapid Application Development to prototype new ideas and get them off AWS where they can't be canceled once you have something working.

My best idea for an AWS project is:

1 use aws transcribe to get transcript of all the videos
2 use aws nlp to group what people were saying about shit
3 when some lib comes at you with "ahhhh bullshit bullshit bullshit" and you can't remember all the little facts and so you respond with "ahhhh bullshit bullshit bullshit" instead of doing that you do a search on the nlp results to retrieve all the salient points. e.g.
"ahhhh bullshit bullshit bullshit" - > "actually on March 14th Tony Fauci said don't wear masks, then on blah blah blah".

I think this would be a good tool to help own the libs but TBH the libs don't give a fuck about what's true or not. So if you really want to own the libs you have to think like a lib. They are immune to truth bullets cause they don't care about the truth. They care about what the media tells them to. So maybe you could use AWS to make a tool to get the libs to turn in their masters on the media. idk. Can aws do that?

Please tell me about your cool AWS thing.

Yes, I hate AWS too.
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What do I put in my bathroom window sil so I can shit in peace?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to AskUpgoat 2.3 years ago

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This is my bathroom window: https://files.catbox.moe/74arzh.jpg

It's frosted so light comes in but I like to crack the window for fresh air too. But then people can see me poop, which is gross.

I thought about putting a planter on the sil but then I realized that's gay. ...what do I do voat?
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Voat I've asked before and I'm afraid I have to ask again. How do I get laid during this Christmas break?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to AskUpgoat 2.4 years ago

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I'm off till the 2nd. I got a little spending money. I do have some things I need to do that will keep me sane. For example I have to fix the toilet and change my power steering fluid. And yeah I'll lift and cook and study and play some video games and all that shit but I'm getting too old to keep going on like this. It's shit now or get off the pot if you know what I'm saying. I need to find a lady friend to make babies with, fast.

How do I locate and seduce her? Serious question.

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How does Maxwell's demon control the partition without expending any energy?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to AskUpgoat 2.4 years ago

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I'm watching this video and it's pissing me off. That's right, I said pissing. https://youtu.be/11QkX4u6RJg

K so I am to believe Maxells demon uses ONLY information to sort the molecules? I guess this is some kind of magic partition that can open and close without expending energy? I don't see how this reverses entropy at all.
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Does anyone know about magic mushrooms? I tried the other day and all they did was increase how much weight I could lift by 157% and turn my jogging grind into an enjoyable and effortless 2.5 mile light sprint.     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to AskUpgoat 2.4 years ago

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Thought I was supposed to see a light show and talk to God but I ended up training way above my baseline. I've never heard of this being something that happens to you on magic mushrooms. It turned me into a beast. I also went for a long walk to the grocery store and cooked a super healthy dinner. Mentally I seemed to be operating on a higher level too but I didn't measure that unless you count winning the 150cc cup in Mario Kart three times in a row (which come to think of it might be my best record ever). I had no hallucinations. My heart did start feeling a bit tight but my pulse was normal and I slept like a baby. But I do think if you do too many of them they would explode your heart.

Btw this is 100% a legit honest question cause I've never heard of magic mushrooms doing anything like that. I thought you were supposed to see weird shit but nope, it was more like an injection of testosterone and coccaine (I assume, I've never done coccaine).

The street name is Jedi Mind Fuck. What I had looked like the pictures. But while other people reported intense hallucinations I only got unlimited stamina, increased libido and will power, and a 157% increase in how many pull ups I could do.

Anyone heard of anything like this before?
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I'm gonna get a bumper sticker for my 2001 Ford that says "Dear government, please stop stealing my money and giving it to everyone else. And stop telling little kids to cut their dicks off. And stop inciting nuclear Armageddon. And stop inciting a race war. And stop scaring people with a bad flu.      (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.4 years ago

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And stop violating the constitution. ...that'll show em.
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Hey guys, that dumbass "the line" thing actually began construction. How do things like this happen?     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.4 years ago

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https://youtu.be/l7CAS7tTk_Y

On my personal list of criticisms are:

Super easy military target

This thing being zero emissions or zero carbon is a fantasy unless they power it with magic crystals.

Their covid/equity policies will make the place a dystopia

It is impossibly large to actually build

No one will want to live in it

Block animals path to ocean

Self sustaining is a word but unless they have a large supply of magic crystals they won't be able to grow enough lettuce in their vertical farms to even feed me.

How do you enter exit the line? Do you have someone bake you a cake with a file in it?


Can you please add your own criticisms. I must be missing one or two.
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How do I turn $200 into a date with a woman, guaranteed?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to AskUpgoat 2.4 years ago

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-prostitutes
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What did the software developer call his third wife after the cosmetic surgeon made a slight adjustment to her breast implants?     (whatever)

submitted by Lovemachine to whatever 2.4 years ago

2 comments

V3.1.1

Get it, V.

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Culinary Query -> What is the lowest effort way of cooking steaks, eggs, and chops?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to AskUpgoat 2.4 years ago

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I use a skillet but it takes a lot of time, frequently gets burnt, uses a lot of oil which es uh no bueno, and is a big pain in the ass to clean.

I don't have a maid aka dishwasher aka subservient barefoot lady.

But I'm tired of eating pizza lunchables. But cooking for myself adds like an extra 1.5-2 hours a day in effort. Which I admit might be worth it but sometimes I'm too busy.

Can you recommend a miracle appliance that will make cooking and especially cleaning easier?

Target foods:

eggs (omelets)
steak
pork chops
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Am I schizophrenic or is youtube running a large-scale mind control program?     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.4 years ago

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I notice too many synchroniciies with ideas and interests I have with people who have no connection to me. The most rational explanation I can think of is people watching the same videos, possibly for nefarious mental programming.

Case in point, YouTube recommended, of all movies, Dogma, which is packed with liberal ideas. Case in point, YouTube recently recommended "the whitest kids you know" which is a pretty good sketch comedy similar to "the kids in the hall" But the whitest kids you know does a lot of bits where the guys dress up as women. ...thus the insidious mental programming part. Today, the day after I binge watched the whitest kids you know and had made comments that it was similar to the kids in the hall Jimmy Dore talks about the kids in the hall. ...how often does anyone talk about the kids in the hall!? So what seems likely to me is insidious mental programming being done by YouTube on a large scale.

Next thing, I've also noticed people talking a lot about megalithic structures and polygonal masonry (which I suspect came from YouTube suggesting the same content to lots of people (planting ideas in people's fucking heads or perhaps in this case just measuring how well they can do it by checking Google trends against the ideas they are pushing (aka search results for "megalithic" up 10000% since we started promoting the term with our latest algorithm. Test successful))) which are hard to explain. Personally I find the logic of "mainstream archeology" to be built on very weak premises but I guess I am more inclined to side with them. But one way the "alternative" archeologists could build a more convincing case for a 12,000+y/o ancient civilization would be to just analyze the dimensions of megalithic sites like the pyramids and Göbekli Tepe to see if they can find common units of measurement. For example if many ancient sites have features that are 1.23 meters long that would indicate a common unit of measurement and therefore lend credence to the idea that they were built by the same people.