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MaryXmas
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MaryXmas 1 point 5 months ago

Why you got more than 2? If you are cooking that much buy the whole hog.


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MaryXmas 1 point 5 months ago

If they are both cops it is appropriating jewish culture... I can't win.


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MaryXmas 1 point 5 months ago

You realize that 1985 was 40 years ago. Literally 40. 💀


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MaryXmas 1 point 5 months ago

No, you can't really live there in the conventional sense of the word. There are a small number of news stands and a few restrooms, but not a lot. People do sleep on the train and you see them at 4am. The unlimited monthly cards are maybe 130ish and you could probably pick one up if that is your goal.

What you won't hear about is that there are people that live in the tunnels. There was a documentary about the mole people. Basically, there are communities that live in there. They know about all the places that are not on the map. There are several stations that have been decommissioned and boarded up and you can't get into them unless you know where to look. Stuff under central park and whatnot. The Jews also have tunnels too but those are for rats.


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MaryXmas 1 point 5 months ago

But how would you feel if you had been on tic Tok?


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She's got some a-cups. I know that much.


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Yeah, well, what'd you expect?


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MaryXmas 1 point 5 months ago

I had to block love240 because of the aggressive nature of his/her love. I am a Catholic and never thought I would be singled out as not being Christian enough. 🤯


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Someone has been lying to him. Stop lying and tell him the truth for once.


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Stick your dick in the vacuum sucker next. You will love it.


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MaryXmas 1 point 5 months ago

Those green ones are gonna be a bitch.


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Sounds like he found a new opponent.


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That's a boomer move. My parents sold my car for a quarter of what it was worth and said I should be happy.


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MaryXmas 1 point 5 months ago

Bobby Fischer never lost a game?


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MaryXmas 1 point 5 months ago

Yeah, when I am working under the car and can't see shit. Got it. 👍


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MaryXmas 1 point 5 months ago

To your point on chess, no man has ever found the "limits" of chess; you just find new opponents.


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MaryXmas 1 point 5 months ago

At this point, the kids are just screaming "moo" at me because they think it's funny. 🤣


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I like it bare, no carpets. 😻


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We conquered Indian land, and America is being conquered by aliens. 👍


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Ah, maybe that will be the next one. Which opener should I teach him first? French? I always loved the Sicilian.


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John's head on a silver platter.


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A tazzy mate. Sounds bloody rippin.


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MaryXmas 1 point 5 months ago

So it is operator error? Sounds right to me.


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