I worked 9 hours, drove home and something felt off. Get home and immediately took a big shit, then noticed my portable air compressor was not working. So I drove to the closest gas station and it was out of order and must have been for quite some time. Someone wrote "do not redeem" on the out of order sign.
So I go to the next closest one, jack up my car, and removed the tire. Yep right there was a big ass nail. Pull that shit right out and plugged the tire right there. Came back and my ice in my drink wasn't completely melted.
TLDR: Took a big shit and patch my tire in under 1 hour.