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CaptainMongo
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Thirty Wacks On The Po-Po With A Bamboo Cane And Call It A Day...

Seen This Quadruplin' Down Bullshit More And More Since The Sixties

The Unanswered Question Is What The Hell Was That Stench In Her Bag?


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Ironically Black Fraternity's Go The Branding Iron Route...


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Passionate Cravings Seething Barely Beneath The Surface Amore...


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Women Are Predictably Unpredictable Just Roll With It...


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Around The Kitchen Table Chase Race Never Makes The Headlines...


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What Potted Palms In The Corner Are For...


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Made With Holy Ganges River Water, For Local Consumption Only...


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Key Word Here Is "Formally" As Seen On TV...

Ministry of Tourism and Antiquities Shenanigans Know No Bounds


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Obvious There Is Something There By The Shrieks Of Pseudoscience...


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Thirty Lashes 'Fore The Mast For Insubordination...

Consider This A Message Sent To Senior Military Leadership


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And The Wind Whispered Shit Is Maybe About To Get Real...

Afghans Have Decided To Take The Cash And Hunker Down


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No Hammer No Deal...

There Should Be A Nutcracker Standard On Toys Like This


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Miss Bumbum's From Brazil Break All The Rules Of Physics...

That Said, Couldn't Agree More With Your Assessment


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Damn Fine Shootin' From An Unstable Platform...


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Spewed From The Same Ad Combine To Save On Costs...


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Fantasies Are Still Fantasies At The End Of The Day...

Pedro The Pimp Is NOT Going To Be A Happy Camper


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I Bow To A Master Of Compendious Understatement...


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Gold Standard Used To Be Marry The Gal Who Owned A Liquor Store...


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"It's Emily Post Not Emily Bollard You Male Chauvinist Pig!!!"...


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Video Sped Up 100x Or We'd Still Be Waiting On First Bite...


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That's Because It WAS Styled By A Flamin' Faggot...


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Jaguar Lost Its Way When Ford Bought Them...

Then Tata And A Merger Later, Jaguar Is Still Lost


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Quality Control Ain't What It Used To Be In The Civilian World...


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