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I Want to be Friends With Her…

submitted by dingbat to Jokes 2 weeksApr 10, 2025 20:07:55 ago (+20/-2)     (youtube.com)

https://youtube.com/shorts/TdbtpxNj8fA?



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[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 07:52:12 ago (+3/-0)

She is banned from most comedy clubs, I'm shocked the kikes havent suicided her yet

[ - ] dingbat [op] 1 point 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 10:27:00 ago (+1/-0)

Her jokes are hilarious and her delivery is spot on. Going to see a comedy show couldn’t be further from the top of the list of things I’d want to do…except if it were a Leonarda Jonie show.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 14:16:04 ago (+0/-0)

In defense of niggers, I would loved to have seen Richard Pryor in the mid 70s when he was still a basehead, dat nigga was funny.

[ - ] renown_charge 2 points 2 weeksApr 10, 2025 22:31:48 ago (+2/-0)

That's pretty good. She also gets bonus points for being just the right amount of thick. Yum

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 2 weeksApr 10, 2025 21:37:29 ago (+2/-0)

Yea... i fucked her

[ - ] CaptainMongo 0 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 01:08:45 ago (+0/-0)

Women Are Predictably Unpredictable Just Roll With It...

[ - ] dingbat [op] 6 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 01:13:10 ago (+6/-0)

I know there’s no women on the internet, but I want to be friends with her because I’m a woman 😂 I have only one IRL based friend—I J-Pilled her.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 01:26:02 ago (+1/-0)

How are there like 10 woman on voat? It doesnt make any sense to me

[ - ] Autismo 4 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 07:13:58 ago (+4/-0)

Every woman on here is some 30- to 40-something with prematurely graying hair, a large forehead, usually wearing glasses, and a face that betrays a hint of autism. Not being a Stacey, she turns her attention to online gaming, finding comfort in a cadre of lonely, middle-aged men—her barren womb instinctively signaling the need to secure a partner, despite the steadily diminishing odds.

[ - ] dingbat [op] 1 point 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 10:29:54 ago (+1/-0)

😂 There’s one person on Voat who knows how I look and is a lovely person. I don’t think he’d agree with the majority of that statement.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 3 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 05:42:57 ago (+3/-0)

We’ve got 9 trannies and one questionable.

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 2 daysApr 28, 2025 02:41:11 ago (+0/-0)

Who are you calling a tranny and who is the questionable one?

[ - ] dingbat [op] 1 point 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 10:31:15 ago (+1/-0)

Because we’re not all retarded.