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MaryXmas
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Quit Drinking • New Sub Announcement      (QuitDrinking)

submitted by MaryXmas to QuitDrinking 4 months ago

23 comments

I've been there, many here have too. Share stories, motivation and support.
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My kid doesn't like the big monkey in the Jungle Book.      (Fatherhood)

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 4 months ago

11 comments

...it seems this is based on the quality of its' character.
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It dawns on me that an EMP might actually be best for civilians in a war with drones and robo dogs.      (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 4 months ago

25 comments

In a few years, we may get to a place where robo dogs and drones are doing any attacking in a hot war and it may actually be beneficial to destroy all of them sending everyone back a few decades. If america ever does drone police shit on civilians, it think dis be de way. At least then the playing field is equal.
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Nostalgic Christmas Lights     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 5 months ago

7 comments

From the 80s and 90s, not that shit from the 60s with actual candles that burn your house down.
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Any good deals going on?      (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 5 months ago

10 comments

Tractor supply has some good deals on gun safes and usually their 25 ton splitter. Anything worth looking at?
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My mom insisted that I have ice in my drink for Thanksgiving.     (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 5 months ago

9 comments

It took me a while but I figured out she was just trying to be nice to me. It is so incredibly rare that anyone is simply nice for the sake of being nice. I was totally caught off guard.
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Voat making neighbors      (youtube.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 5 months ago

1 comments

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Thursday Rosary     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to Catholicism 5 months ago

0 comments

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Are Oprah and Whoopi Goldberg the same person?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by MaryXmas to AskUpgoat 5 months ago

9 comments

I can't tell them apart.
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I AM THE HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO!!!!!!     (Fatherhood)

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 5 months ago

3 comments

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Is there a way to remove YouTube video postings from up goat?     (UpgoatDev)

submitted by MaryXmas to UpgoatDev 5 months ago

7 comments

I want to limit my garbage intake and this sounds like low hanging fruit. Just hide any post that directly links to a YouTube video?
I already have a blocker app but I think this would be a better solution.
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Contraceptives found in fast food.      (www.momsacrossamerica.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 5 months ago

9 comments

Chick fil-a a day to keep you infertile. ...I'm not even surprised at this point.
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Florida lawers draft bill banning semi-automatic abortions.      (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 5 months ago

6 comments

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Kamala 2028 will be the greatest political comeback the world has ever seen. 💪🏾      (cringe)

submitted by MaryXmas to cringe 5 months ago

4 comments

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Bigly     (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 5 months ago

2 comments

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Place your bets!      (AskUpgoat)

submitted by MaryXmas to AskUpgoat 5 months ago

21 comments

Who is the government going to install this time around?
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The Catholic Church Announces Luce - new anime mascot for 2025     (en.m.wikipedia.org)

submitted by MaryXmas to Catholicism 5 months ago

21 comments

The memes are hilarious.
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How drum and bass is made     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to music 5 months ago

0 comments

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Let me get out my super groovy hippie Halloween costume!      (ShitBoomersSay)

submitted by MaryXmas to ShitBoomersSay 6 months ago

0 comments

Boomer cringe.
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"Men are better than women"     (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 6 months ago

6 comments

Men never say this shit. But I hear "women are better than men" all the time from women.
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Tell me about 3d printing.      (AskUpgoat)

submitted by MaryXmas to AskUpgoat 6 months ago

6 comments

We have had 3d printing for maybe 10 years now, are we at a point where it can replace in-store purchasing for select goods? I have a few 3d printed speed loaders and snap caps but that's it. I feel like there is more that they can accomplish. Or maybe they are mostly a fun novelty and only good for trinkets.
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Shot Caller     (ShitBoomersSay)

submitted by MaryXmas to ShitBoomersSay 6 months ago

6 comments

Why do boomers have a compulsive need to narrate everything?
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Faith is not enough. ◄ Matthew 7:21 ►     (Christianity)

submitted by MaryXmas to Christianity 6 months ago

5 comments

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
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The time for leaf jumping is up on us!     (Fatherhood)

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 6 months ago

5 comments

Don't forget to go make some memories.
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My worst fears have come true.      (Fatherhood)

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 6 months ago

35 comments

My 3 year old has informed me that he now identifies as a spider. He now walks everywhere with a bizarre spider walk. It has been going on all evening. I am in shock. He looked at me with a straight face and said, "I'm a spider!". 3 weeks ago he was a robot, a crab and a monster before that.
Anyone know how to raise a spider? Do they only eat flies or will they also eat pet store bugs like crickets and mealworms? Do they need a little bowl of water or do they just suck the liquids from their prey. Please help!