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puremadness
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I am not referring to North America.
Thanks for playing.

Niggers probably are a bigger problem but we can just imprison them. They'll die in there.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=680a5d42ca4cc

BECAUSE WE KEEP MOVING AWAY.

You dont push back.
You dont resist.
You just roll over and THEY KNOW IT.

I'd have less bad days out there if you guys would stop being pussies when confronted with an angry 3 foot tall mexican. You should see them scatter when I stomp my feet. You dont have to put up with it. None of us do.


/v/AskPeckerwoodPerry viewpost?postid=680a0dcad9a35

You can.
but you're not gonna like it.

Judges don't believe they are above the people.
They know it.

The law does not protect you.
It keeps you.


/v/news viewpost?postid=680a2214d4253

We were riding around in front of my gfs house, when a bunch of niggers got out of school (we were expelled already). They start hollering at us, "hey white boys" and shit like that, shuckin and jivin while they mocked us.

I looked at them.
I think, I have my skateboard, just like that one movie.
All you heard was that lovely sound of five boards being popped up, then laid down with direction, then wooosh wooosh wooosh. They were running, we were right behind them.

the perfect day. Chased them back into niggerville.


/v/Skateboarding viewpost?postid=68098888cf398

when youtube got commercials
when google bought youtube
when microsoft bought minecraft
when metallica sued napster
I got pretty miffed when we stopped using the long metal rod to physically disengage power supply on button press in tower PCs, those initial soft-press fuckers sucked when you needed a hard af reboot.


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=68098819164bd

I like it, but I guess its pretty niggery.
Thank you for setting me straight.

Now we have to think of something equally authoritative for white people to say.
Like: "You're under arrest"


/v/NiggersDrivingCars viewpost?postid=68097beee6cfc

Those dudes arent wearing beanies, it's a neckbeard that has spread to the brain.


/v/Trump viewpost?postid=68092e1e7e7df

and they know how the Archivist runs his home media:

Adults screen before kids see it.
No commercials, ever.
Skipping stupid scenes
Pausing and explaining to the kids that its not real or appropiate

They get no profit.


/v/technology viewpost?postid=6808f7cf20400

Yea and you cant get them to download anything.
They think the internet will always be there.

They are gonna lose all the files one day.
Believe it or not there are shows and songs that are no longer "out there".

The first episode of Dr Who is a black and white pilot.
I have it, and when I lost my copy it was not easy to find it again.
Next time, it will probably be impossible. It probably won't be on netflix.

It may not be "our history" but it is an event from history "so and so made a show about so and so and we watched it"
There are ideas in there, and I don't like losing ideas.

If you show kids old shows, they 100% understand when they see "people didn't always act this way"
They can also be used to demonstrate the slippery slope they led us down for certain issues.


/v/technology viewpost?postid=6808f7cf20400

did he have a neckbeard?

He did didn't he..


/v/Mildlyinteresting viewpost?postid=6808da1bc8938

Listen, no ones looking, just let me hide in the back of the stationwagon.
Wake me up when we are clear of California.

Like a bad fucking dream.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=68087842bd247

I'm trying to imagine everyone skateboarding around a small town, calling everyone a jew.


/v/Skateboarding viewpost?postid=68085c16360af

Is it crazy to assume that there are more "particles" then we infer from [cartoons](https://i.imgflip.com/9rn4n9.jpg)?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=680829ce94363

I was a healthy white male when I completed my honorable service.
Divorce rape is real.

You gonna eat the last ramen?


/v/PimsGym viewpost?postid=68082e9943768

at first I was like only 45?

then at the end I was like, aww.. it was only 45...


/v/PimsGym viewpost?postid=68082e9943768

me too but goddamn. She is gonna get so laid.


/v/Women viewpost?postid=68085626a7c5d

STOP THE PLANE! WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!

Stewardesses love jokes like this.


/v/Trump viewpost?postid=680715615052d

I don't believe in magic.
I hope giants and nukes aren't real but they probably are. (selective) Sorcery, not so much.
I hope the globe is real, but only because I'd like to leave.

[Fixed Link For Ya](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isoroku_Yamamoto's_sleeping_giant_quote)


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=68070a56e8cc8

may they never know peace again

Fear can be taught to even the most unwilling student.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=680700182e5ae

Neuromancer

> silver phosphenes boiled in from the edge of space, hypnagogic images jerking past like a film compiled from random frames. Symbols, figures, faces, a blurred, fragmented mandala of visual information. Please, he prayed, *now* -- A gray disk, the color of Chiba sky. *Now* -- Disk beginning to rotate, faster, becoming a sphere of paler gray. Expanding -- And flowed, flowered for him, fluid neon origami trick, the unfolding of his distanceless home, his country, transparent 3D chessboard extending to infinity. Inner eye opening to the stepped scarlet pyramid of the Eastern Seaboard Fission Authority burning beyond the green cubes of Mitsubishi Bank of America, and high and very far away he saw the spiral arms of military systems, forever beyond his reach. And somewhere he was laughing, in a white-painted loft, distant fingers caressing the deck, tears of release on his face.


/v/books viewpost?postid=6806cf862c1bb

I can kickflip but when I land it the board goes that way
I once broke my middle finger falling from a railslide and catching the fall (backwards) with my longest finger.
There is one thing I will never forget about rail waxing.

Transmission fluid is entirely TOO slippery.
Exactly what you imagine, fooooooosh ------> that way (meanwhile I went down, fast as well) *crack*


/v/Skateboarding viewpost?postid=6806e4977dcd9

I find facial hair itchy and mines scruffy thick, its not graying all at once either, so it looks like an old hobo beard.
but if I shave and put on a cap, I'll get carded. It works in my social favor to shave, for the same reason, mine just looks bad and I look better shaved. Took me a long time to get that into my own head.


/v/TellTalk viewpost?postid=68068ccc72b8c