I read about this prison in Bolivia "San Pedro" that is basically a little walled-off town. It apparently has it's own population of non-incarcerated prostitutes, drug dealers, and inmate's families living inside.
She said she "literally just got back" from watching the movie, so I can't help but imagine her standing in line in her snow white cosplay, giddy as fuck waiting to see the movie, then taking notes on her phone the whole time to make sure she had 20 minutes of opinions to talk about.
I mean, I'm not gonna complain about a good Snow White and the Seven-Pounders cosplay, but it's just funny to me.
There's definitely a little nugget of humor in the fact that they sent half a dozen niggers to the coldest desert on earth and said "Ok, go do some science, niggers!"
The white woman taught them that if you plant watermelon seeds, watermelons will grow and you can have effectively infinite watermelons. They beat her to death when they woke up from their third weed nap that day and still, no melons. Lyin' ass white bitch.
A lone man standing in the middle of a room shouting to the people who refuse to be helped "You're all a bunch of Godless whores!" is exactly the kind of person we should all strive to be.
He told them 5 minutes in advance they would be drawing something, so they all had in their minds what they wanted to draw. Then he quickly and suddenly told them to draw, draw very quickly, and basically rushed them all through it.
Instead of their super cool unique drawing they were planning, they had to spontaneously come up with something simple, but still "unique" enough to feel like the experiment didn't work on them. Most of them probably drew something different, we're just seeing three of the star people.
But man, I was hoping he would have everyone flip their card at the same time and it would just be a sea of dicks.
I work with a nigger named Deshawn. I saw him fall down one time and thought to myself "Nigged when he should have nogged." Just wanted to share that with you.
Yeah and when they sold me a Sham-Wow they told me my need to buy paper towels would be eradicated. Turns out people who are selling a product are willing to lie.
Hey, I remember that episode of the Brady Bunch! I had measles about 10 years ago and I'll admit, it kinda sucks. Itchy welts, everything hurts, and you feel sick. Still rather have that than to listen when a black woman is speaking.
Yeah possums are pretty cool. They eat pests, look ugly enough to ward off small mammals that'll eat your turnips and shit up your begonias but are ultimately harmless, and their average body temperature is low enough that they wont contract/spread rabies.
Basically, it's like me living in your garden, but smaller turds.
If I remember anything about the orcs in Warcraft 3, its that they were honorable, loyal, and had a strong work ethic. Please do your research before spreading any more dangerous misinformation.
Looks like someone already hit that. With a shovel. Then dug it up three weeks later for some kind of fucked up Weekend at Bernie's tiktok challenge. I bet it was the half-mexican-half-chinese half-boy-half-lesbian in the video.
Remember when Biden was elected and people put those "I did that" stickers on the gas pumps? I got a few Steve Erkel "Did I do that?" stickers printed and slapped them on there. Then I stopped because I didn't want to keep wasting money on a bit that only I thought was funny.
JohnnyKarateChop 2 points 2 months ago
Clean your fuckin' keyboard, man. Your "O" has something growing on it.
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JohnnyKarateChop 6 points 2 months ago
Holy fuck, I thought you were joking...
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 2 months ago
I read about this prison in Bolivia "San Pedro" that is basically a little walled-off town. It apparently has it's own population of non-incarcerated prostitutes, drug dealers, and inmate's families living inside.
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JohnnyKarateChop 2 points 2 months ago
She said she "literally just got back" from watching the movie, so I can't help but imagine her standing in line in her snow white cosplay, giddy as fuck waiting to see the movie, then taking notes on her phone the whole time to make sure she had 20 minutes of opinions to talk about.
I mean, I'm not gonna complain about a good Snow White and the Seven-Pounders cosplay, but it's just funny to me.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 2 months ago
>11 hot adult chicks
What are you, a fag?
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 2 months ago
I just spent half my check on liquor and lap dances. Wasted the other half.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 2 months ago
There's definitely a little nugget of humor in the fact that they sent half a dozen niggers to the coldest desert on earth and said "Ok, go do some science, niggers!"
The white woman taught them that if you plant watermelon seeds, watermelons will grow and you can have effectively infinite watermelons. They beat her to death when they woke up from their third weed nap that day and still, no melons. Lyin' ass white bitch.
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JohnnyKarateChop 12 points 2 months ago
A lone man standing in the middle of a room shouting to the people who refuse to be helped "You're all a bunch of Godless whores!" is exactly the kind of person we should all strive to be.
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 2 months ago
He told them 5 minutes in advance they would be drawing something, so they all had in their minds what they wanted to draw. Then he quickly and suddenly told them to draw, draw very quickly, and basically rushed them all through it.
Instead of their super cool unique drawing they were planning, they had to spontaneously come up with something simple, but still "unique" enough to feel like the experiment didn't work on them. Most of them probably drew something different, we're just seeing three of the star people.
But man, I was hoping he would have everyone flip their card at the same time and it would just be a sea of dicks.
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JohnnyKarateChop 3 points 3 months ago
Do niggers know about "rhyming"?
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JohnnyKarateChop 3 points 3 months ago
I work with a nigger named Deshawn. I saw him fall down one time and thought to myself "Nigged when he should have nogged." Just wanted to share that with you.
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JohnnyKarateChop 4 points 3 months ago
Connect Führer!
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JohnnyKarateChop 2 points 3 months ago
I'd settle for ocean. Fuck, they can have a luxury resort with unlimited free food/entertainment/room and board if it means they never some back.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 3 months ago
And some hurt feelings apparently.
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JohnnyKarateChop 2 points 3 months ago
Definitely too old to be catching measles. Somewhere between Greg Brady and Mike Brady.
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JohnnyKarateChop 3 points 3 months ago
Yeah and when they sold me a Sham-Wow they told me my need to buy paper towels would be eradicated. Turns out people who are selling a product are willing to lie.
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JohnnyKarateChop 4 points 3 months ago
Hey, I remember that episode of the Brady Bunch! I had measles about 10 years ago and I'll admit, it kinda sucks. Itchy welts, everything hurts, and you feel sick. Still rather have that than to listen when a black woman is speaking.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 3 months ago
That's like going to a faggot parade to hand out ecstasy and rainbow shirts, then making fun of the faggots for taking them.
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JohnnyKarateChop 4 points 3 months ago
Yeah possums are pretty cool. They eat pests, look ugly enough to ward off small mammals that'll eat your turnips and shit up your begonias but are ultimately harmless, and their average body temperature is low enough that they wont contract/spread rabies.
Basically, it's like me living in your garden, but smaller turds.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 3 months ago
No, that's her name. It's pronounced "La-quan-dree-uh".
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JohnnyKarateChop 3 points 3 months ago
If I remember anything about the orcs in Warcraft 3, its that they were honorable, loyal, and had a strong work ethic. Please do your research before spreading any more dangerous misinformation.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 3 months ago
Tomato tomato. When the slightly less pudgy geriatric jew puppet was the figurehead for our country.
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 3 months ago
Looks like someone already hit that. With a shovel. Then dug it up three weeks later for some kind of fucked up Weekend at Bernie's tiktok challenge. I bet it was the half-mexican-half-chinese half-boy-half-lesbian in the video.
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JohnnyKarateChop 5 points 3 months ago
Remember when Biden was elected and people put those "I did that" stickers on the gas pumps? I got a few Steve Erkel "Did I do that?" stickers printed and slapped them on there. Then I stopped because I didn't want to keep wasting money on a bit that only I thought was funny.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 3 months ago
Imagine being that close to the Queen of England and not silently gliding up behind her and grabbing her ankle and shouting "BOO!"
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