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JohnnyKarateChop
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Clean your fuckin' keyboard, man. Your "O" has something growing on it.


/v/world viewpost?postid=67e5ae53b30e9

Holy fuck, I thought you were joking...


/v/Jews viewpost?postid=67e3185eef094

I read about this prison in Bolivia "San Pedro" that is basically a little walled-off town. It apparently has it's own population of non-incarcerated prostitutes, drug dealers, and inmate's families living inside.


/v/WTF viewpost?postid=67de9fde8224b

She said she "literally just got back" from watching the movie, so I can't help but imagine her standing in line in her snow white cosplay, giddy as fuck waiting to see the movie, then taking notes on her phone the whole time to make sure she had 20 minutes of opinions to talk about.

I mean, I'm not gonna complain about a good Snow White and the Seven-Pounders cosplay, but it's just funny to me.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67ddaccd624d8

>11 hot adult chicks
What are you, a fag?


/v/politics viewpost?postid=67dca61129f71

I just spent half my check on liquor and lap dances. Wasted the other half.


/v/askanon viewpost?postid=67dcafaaaa7f0

There's definitely a little nugget of humor in the fact that they sent half a dozen niggers to the coldest desert on earth and said "Ok, go do some science, niggers!"

The white woman taught them that if you plant watermelon seeds, watermelons will grow and you can have effectively infinite watermelons. They beat her to death when they woke up from their third weed nap that day and still, no melons. Lyin' ass white bitch.


/v/Screenshot viewpost?postid=67dc059a611ff

A lone man standing in the middle of a room shouting to the people who refuse to be helped "You're all a bunch of Godless whores!" is exactly the kind of person we should all strive to be.


/v/killallpedophiles viewpost?postid=67db6754a4baf

He told them 5 minutes in advance they would be drawing something, so they all had in their minds what they wanted to draw. Then he quickly and suddenly told them to draw, draw very quickly, and basically rushed them all through it.

Instead of their super cool unique drawing they were planning, they had to spontaneously come up with something simple, but still "unique" enough to feel like the experiment didn't work on them. Most of them probably drew something different, we're just seeing three of the star people.

But man, I was hoping he would have everyone flip their card at the same time and it would just be a sea of dicks.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67da24a2c629d

Do niggers know about "rhyming"?


/v/culture viewpost?postid=67d61bdbca6d6

I work with a nigger named Deshawn. I saw him fall down one time and thought to myself "Nigged when he should have nogged." Just wanted to share that with you.


/v/TOTALNIGGERDEATH viewpost?postid=67d4a3874e3f9

I'd settle for ocean. Fuck, they can have a luxury resort with unlimited free food/entertainment/room and board if it means they never some back.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67d37b2bd48a1

Definitely too old to be catching measles. Somewhere between Greg Brady and Mike Brady.


/v/TellTalk viewpost?postid=67cb7ec980530

Yeah and when they sold me a Sham-Wow they told me my need to buy paper towels would be eradicated. Turns out people who are selling a product are willing to lie.


/v/TellTalk viewpost?postid=67cb7ec980530

Hey, I remember that episode of the Brady Bunch! I had measles about 10 years ago and I'll admit, it kinda sucks. Itchy welts, everything hurts, and you feel sick. Still rather have that than to listen when a black woman is speaking.


/v/TellTalk viewpost?postid=67cb7ec980530

That's like going to a faggot parade to hand out ecstasy and rainbow shirts, then making fun of the faggots for taking them.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67ca30c7d4bb2

Yeah possums are pretty cool. They eat pests, look ugly enough to ward off small mammals that'll eat your turnips and shit up your begonias but are ultimately harmless, and their average body temperature is low enough that they wont contract/spread rabies.

Basically, it's like me living in your garden, but smaller turds.


/v/Homesteading viewpost?postid=67c9077355cad

No, that's her name. It's pronounced "La-quan-dree-uh".


/v/funny viewpost?postid=67c74af530900

If I remember anything about the orcs in Warcraft 3, its that they were honorable, loyal, and had a strong work ethic. Please do your research before spreading any more dangerous misinformation.


/v/USPolitics viewpost?postid=67c7ca291d363

Tomato tomato. When the slightly less pudgy geriatric jew puppet was the figurehead for our country.


/v/funny viewpost?postid=67c653f7d3219

Looks like someone already hit that. With a shovel. Then dug it up three weeks later for some kind of fucked up Weekend at Bernie's tiktok challenge. I bet it was the half-mexican-half-chinese half-boy-half-lesbian in the video.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=67c6676285824

Remember when Biden was elected and people put those "I did that" stickers on the gas pumps? I got a few Steve Erkel "Did I do that?" stickers printed and slapped them on there. Then I stopped because I didn't want to keep wasting money on a bit that only I thought was funny.


/v/funny viewpost?postid=67c653f7d3219

Imagine being that close to the Queen of England and not silently gliding up behind her and grabbing her ankle and shouting "BOO!"


/v/UnitedKingdom viewpost?postid=67c42da4f2555