I use plastic straws because how else are the sea turtles supposed to snort their lines of cocaine out in the wild if I didn't toss a few out from time to time?
I stopped watching Nickelodeon after Invader Zim, that was before I heard stuff about Jhonen Vasquez that I wanted to know nothing about. When you look at his Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comics, it's hard to look at that and think, "y'know, we ought to let this guy make a cartoon on Nick."
The old man is going to be in a lot of trouble. It's already bad here in the States, in Canada it's so much worse.
In California, you have to take a step back, wave your arms in front of your body, and verbally state "this is my personal space, if you enter my personal space again I'm going to be forced to defend myself". After that, you can only punch one time, and then you HAVE to run away.
Punching someone because they put a finger in your face (even if they grazed you with their finger) without taking any steps to avoid conflict is going to land you in jewjail.
I'm not saying I disagree with what the old man did. It was great content, and it's what SHOULD be allowed to happen. I'm just saying what's going to end up happening to him in the current legal system.
MichaelStewart 0 points 12 months ago
Ozarkia
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MichaelStewart 3 points 1 year ago
I use plastic straws because how else are the sea turtles supposed to snort their lines of cocaine out in the wild if I didn't toss a few out from time to time?
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MichaelStewart 4 points 1 year ago
Flavcity with Bobby Parish did a deep-dive on Taco Bell.
Nothing, not even the lettuce, is safe.
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MichaelStewart 1 point 1 year ago
Zyn is sweetened with aspartame
Nic Nacs instead
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MichaelStewart 0 points 1 year ago
Happened in my block of the woods
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MichaelStewart 0 points 1 year ago
One of the original creators of TicketMaster is Terry A Davis, of [/v/TempleOS](https://www.voat.xyz/v/TempleOS) fame.
Ticketmaster, therefore, cannot be stopped.
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MichaelStewart 3 points 1 year ago
This looks like the kind of shit you'd see in a TOOL music video.
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MichaelStewart 0 points 1.1 years ago
Da URF
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MichaelStewart 8 points 1.1 years ago
You’re a wholesome fella
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MichaelStewart 1 point 1.1 years ago
Earth is fat, change my mind.
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MichaelStewart 0 points 1.1 years ago
Sounds like a kid trying to explain away why his hand was caught in the cookie jar.
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MichaelStewart 2 points 1.1 years ago
Big sister got me into it, and that was the last time we truly bonded.
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MichaelStewart 2 points 1.1 years ago
I stopped watching Nickelodeon after Invader Zim, that was before I heard stuff about Jhonen Vasquez that I wanted to know nothing about. When you look at his Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comics, it's hard to look at that and think, "y'know, we ought to let this guy make a cartoon on Nick."
I did like Zim though.
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MichaelStewart 2 points 1.1 years ago
Agreed, why is this on the front page with 100% upvotes?
GO BACK HOME!!!
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MichaelStewart 1 point 1.1 years ago
Never owned the original, this was my first firearm purchase.
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MichaelStewart 2 points 1.1 years ago
I have the LCP MAX. Shoots 10 but there’s an extended mag option that fires 12 iirc.
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MichaelStewart 2 points 1.1 years ago
Every single cuck in this room deserves a swirlie.
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MichaelStewart 3 points 1.2 years ago
The old man is going to be in a lot of trouble. It's already bad here in the States, in Canada it's so much worse.
In California, you have to take a step back, wave your arms in front of your body, and verbally state "this is my personal space, if you enter my personal space again I'm going to be forced to defend myself". After that, you can only punch one time, and then you HAVE to run away.
Punching someone because they put a finger in your face (even if they grazed you with their finger) without taking any steps to avoid conflict is going to land you in jewjail.
I'm not saying I disagree with what the old man did. It was great content, and it's what SHOULD be allowed to happen. I'm just saying what's going to end up happening to him in the current legal system.
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MichaelStewart 1 point 1.2 years ago
Not that I've ever played Fortnite, but anyone here remember the time when they had the MLK event and they didn't disable the "Whipcrack" emote?
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MichaelStewart 2 points 1.2 years ago*
[BlackBerry picture password](https://youtu.be/JpdnOC0xMjI)
So they can go FUCK themselves reeeeeal good.
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MichaelStewart 1 point 1.2 years ago
Looks like the bad guys from the Skibi Toilet shorts that stopped being funny after the first episode.
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MichaelStewart 4 points 1.2 years ago
If there was a pandemic, we wouldn’t need the media to tell us about it.
More people died of cold/flu than “COVID”
“COVID” never was, and continues to not be, a real disease.
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MichaelStewart 4 points 1.2 years ago
My favorite is the part where the guy who lost a limb expounded upon how people were asking him "oh, that war is still going on?"
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MichaelStewart 0 points 1.2 years ago
It exists. It’s called Ozarkia.
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MichaelStewart 1 point 1.2 years ago
I did, I haven’t listened to the audiobook but I saw the movie. It was better than I expected.
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