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Panic
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Little Old Lady From Pasadena     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 1 week ago

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Homecoming Queen's got a gun     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 1 week ago

2 comments

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I Wanna Go Back to Dixie     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 1 week ago

6 comments

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Mad Dogs & Englishmen     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 1 week ago

0 comments

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There Are Bad Times Just Around the Corner     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 1 week ago

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Real goat friendly music. (with lyrics)
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Explain like I'm five: How to start a new sub     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Panic to AskUpgoat 1 week ago

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I have peculiar musical tastes and wish to share many of my life long favorite songs. For the most part, they do not quite fit in the current music subverses.

Any guidance would be appreciated.
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The rare version of Christianity heading toward extinction     (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted by Panic to Christianity 1 week ago

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"Hidden Christians" are dying out, and there is growing certainty that their unique version of Christianity will die with them.

They still chant in a Latin that hasn’t been widely used in centuries.
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Well this ain't good     (unionrayo.com)

submitted by Panic to cars 2 weeks ago

37 comments

Big Brother is watching you drive.
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40th anniversary of the beanfield war     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to policestate 2 weeks ago

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The Battle of the Beanfield took place over several hours on 1 June 1985, when Wiltshire Police prevented The Peace Convoy, a convoy of several hundred people from setting up the 1985 Stonehenge Free Festival in Wiltshire, England.

Around 1,300 police officers took part in the operation against approximately 600 hopeful concertgoers. Forty years ago today.

Fuck, I hate cops and their masters so much.
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Lost dog Story from Australia     (www.npr.org)

submitted by Panic to UpliftingNews 2 weeks ago

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After 529 days alone in the Australian bush, Valerie the mini dachshund is home.

After her capture, Valerie went to the vet and got a clean bill of health. She'd even gained some weight. "She's got the physique of a little bodybuilder."
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(((Utah judge))) cites (((defendant’))) ‘privilege’ in ordering no additional jail time in child sex exploitation case     (ksltv.com)

submitted by Panic to whatever 3 weeks ago

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Somehow, people named (((Hoffmann))) get it easier than everybody else. What can this mean?
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John Kennedy was Jewish     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Panic to Jewdar 3 weeks ago

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So many crypto-jews. Kennedy was one.

There are websites for jews to see who is jew. I used just one:"JewishGen".
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The Critical Drinker Recommends... Godzilla Minus One     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to movies 3 weeks ago

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The best of all Godzilla movies.
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Japanese couple fights burglars with bug spray, golf club as they gas, smash getaway car 【Video】     (soranews24.com)

submitted by Panic to UpliftingNews 3 weeks ago

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Uplifting news of the day. Funny to watch too.
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Bert Is Evil     (funny)

submitted by Panic to funny 4 weeks ago

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In earlier days of the internet, Some Photoshop comedians created a site called BERTISEVIL.COM which is long gone. Remember this?
https://files.catbox.moe/5vfsin.jfif
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‘Dilbert’ Creator Scott Adams Says He Will Die Soon From Same Cancer as Joe Biden     (www.thewrap.com)

submitted by Panic to whatever 4 weeks ago

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The Largest Antebellum Plantation In the U.S. Went Up In Flames on Video     (people.com)

submitted by Panic to whatever 1 month ago

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How is Superstition and Religion not the same thing?     (religion)

submitted by Panic to religion 1 month ago

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People 'believe' all sorts of things. If YOU believe something unprovable, its religion. If you don't believe something unprovable but believed to be so by others, that's superstition.

As an example, consider Buddhism, a set of beliefs and practices accepted by millions. But it's far away and misunderstood here, so it might be considered superstition. Beliefs and practices we are taught as children, that's religion.

Religion and superstition do not come to us naturally; they are taught. Same with belief and trust in government. Is belief in the need for government not also at its root a superstition, the most widely accepted superstition of them all?
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Typo today means valuable collectible in a few years     (local21news.com)

submitted by Panic to whatever 1 month ago

2 comments

People will pay through the nose to have one of these in a decade.
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The Pope Is A Mulatto     (www.theroot.com)

submitted by Panic to Christianity 1 month ago

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India-Pakistan: 125 Jets Clash in One of Largest Dogfights in Recent History     (www.newsweek.com)

submitted by Panic to War 1 month ago

3 comments

Time to make the popcorn.
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AI of dead Arizona road rage victim addresses killer in court     (www.theguardian.com)

submitted by Panic to AI 1 month ago

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What can one man do? Start by doing something. Anything     (www.huffpost.com)

submitted by Panic to whatever 1 month ago

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Dear Lord, I cannot believe I actually read an article from HuffPost. Always despised them since their beginning. But them, there's this. Eye-opening.
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Wisconsin woman, 82, declared new Hide 'N Seek champion     (www.fox9.com)

submitted by Panic to whatever 1 month ago

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Population decline spells doom. But article does not mention abortion in most declining nations     (www.yahoo.com)

submitted by Panic to whatever 1 month ago

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Japan is just fucked with or without abortions. In fiscal year 2023, approximately 126,700 induced abortions were reported in Japan. Not enough to matter in the long run.