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Deplorablepoetry
Member for: 2.8 years

scp: -56 (+31/-87)
ccp: 4213 (+5372/-1159)
votes given: 6779 (+6427/-352)
score: 4157





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Retard says what?     (whatever)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to whatever 3 months ago

11 comments

I hope you get pulled over tonight (assuming you still have a driver's license, you worthless criminal) and the cops beat the shit out of you when you resist them. I hope they take your bong and break it over your empty skull.
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Stupid fuckers     (whatever)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to whatever 3 months ago

14 comments

You fucking dumb fuckers couldn’t spot a communist if your worthless lives depended on it
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Who do I look like?     (Voat)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to Voat 9 months ago

10 comments

Entrance to my building is a glass wall with glass doors. Open the doors and you will enter a vestibule with another glass wall with glass doors. It’s very similar to a small enclosure one would find at a zoo housing small simians.

I strut through the outside door, flash my wallet at the card reader, punch the handicap button, inside door opens, i strut to elevator door, press UP button.

Watching the numbers on elevator floor indicator, 14 and falling, … I hear outside door open, then two seconds later I hear someone rapping on the glass door wanting to be let in the building. This is a common occurrence so I simply ignored the noise behind me, elevator at floor 8 and still falling.

Suddenly the soft tapping turned to load banging on the glass, I continued to ignore it as the indicator swept past 3 and 2….

Now the pounding is furious…, I had to look who was so crazed to be making such a ruckus …., I turned around and to no one’s surprise it was a nigger. A skinny little nigger faggot carrying an ugly little niglet.

Door opened to the elevator, but before I stepped in I shouted quite loudly, “WHO DO I LOOK LIKE? TRUDEAU?

As the doors closed I could see the sadness on the niglets ugly face and the desperation on the ape carrying him…., it reminded me again of the zoo as I began to giggle…

Going up?
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Voat is, and always has been a congregation of pig scum     (BestOfVoat)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to BestOfVoat 9 months ago

14 comments

Die. Fuck you die.

Ask me how your mother dies

Don’t ask about your faggot father, too gruesome to describe

Voat 2.0 will not be here next year because of retarded commie scum

Last time Voat died I predicted Christmas Day

I’m never been wrong about anything important

Fuck you.

For reference, you losers celebrate pigs like that bitch in prison…, lucky he only gets tortured…again, *FUCK YOU*

The only good Voat is a dead/pig Voat
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Poem     (shitpost)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to shitpost 1.4 years ago

3 comments

Truth greets truism, remnants of democracy

Injected venom, sudden death new normalcy

Potential civil war no longer hyperbole, warriors unite

Tonight calendar turns page to today’s date

Tomorrow’s persecution defines our guilty fate
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I’m not a doctor, but     (whatever)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to whatever 1.5 years ago

24 comments

So I woke up this morning with something fucked on my arm…., kept scratching and scratching and scratching it’s no wonder it started bleeding

Tried pissing on my arm but that didn’t seem to remedy……, still bleeding and I smell of urine

Am I doing this right?
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Voat scum sucks commie nigger jew pig dick because     (whatever)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to whatever 1.5 years ago

13 comments

Stupid fucking coward faggot scum, Voat.

Pretend for a second you fucking queer that you have testicles you fuck loser
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Voat faggots love nigger pig dick because…..     (whatever)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to whatever 1.5 years ago

3 comments

Retarded fucking scum love them niggers and pigs
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Why do you prefer sucking nigger dick, faggot pig?     (whatever)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to whatever 1.5 years ago

1 comments

Rhetorical

Kill your self retard

Die fuck head
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Why do you prefer sucking nigger dick, faggot pig?     (whatever)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to whatever 1.5 years ago

0 comments

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Voat sucks nigger pig dick     (whatever)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to whatever 1.5 years ago

12 comments

Kill your self

Die
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The only good pig is a dead pig     (whatever)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to whatever 1.5 years ago

12 comments

Not open for discussion

If you don’t agree you die commie fuck

Die
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Voat sucks pig cock     (whatever)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to whatever 1.5 years ago

20 comments

You fucking faggot scum die you loser boot licking commie scum

Remember when I predicted Voat dead last time?

Die.
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Pigs, and why they need to die tonight     (whatever)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to whatever 1.5 years ago

4 comments

Dead pigs are best pigs

Bacon tastes super duper

Dogs of war have arrived

Best fetch you pooper scooper
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Dead fuck pigs     (whatever)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to whatever 1.5 years ago

6 comments

Dead fuck pigs kill them and family

Hang pigs from oak tree

Family first so filthy scum pig can see

Offspring swing

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Pick Axe     (whatever)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to whatever 1.6 years ago

2 comments

I have a pick axe, cast iron and ash (might be something else it’s really difficult to tell)

Handle is worn like someone has worked this thing, wasn’t me, I’ve only had maybe three dozen swings

Head was forged it seems because a casting would split at the seems

Freaky thing is I don’t know where it came from, I find it around like an obedient dog made from wood and metal

It has offered leverage unmeasured, a tool of force never denied

Pride is what I might name this Devine weapon I have yet to define

Thine hands were made to carry a heavy pick axe
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Narcissist here. Ask me nothing you dumb fuck     (whatever)

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to whatever 2.3 years ago

28 comments

Couple of decades ago I was arrested for something…,can’t remember what. Standing, having my mugshot taken, in front of me are two pretty female police officers.

“Turn to your left, turn to your right, any new tattoos?”. Standard procedure….,except this time, after doing the silly picture dance, I’m standing there waiting….., waiting…after about a half minute of staring at each other, I asked “are we done yet?”. They both snapped into attention no longer mesmerized by my striking good looks. Off to jail, no worries as when I step inside dude says, You look like you’ve been here before”! People are strange.

Fast forward to about three years ago and I’m punishing scum on a nigger loving faggot web sight called Voat.co, and this one retard replies to one my comments with “you know, if you weren’t so condescending something something.

How the fuck can someone way better looking, smarter, and by far more talented in every possible measure not be condescending?

Obviously this question is rhetorical. No possibility anyone reading this has the mental capacity to disagree.

Fight me.