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Deplorablepoetry
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Canada is dead. That is why they have a funeral director as prime minister.


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Jeff Epstein called, he says it’s too noisy for raping children in isreal. He would like to have his condo in New York back.
Trump said “you betcha buddy, save some for me ya horny bugger.”

In other news: WWIII has finally fucking started…, thousands of people will not see next year.


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Where the fuck is a pig when you need one??

…what?? Those were the pigs?

Figures


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Once upon a time there was an ugly duckling…..

Then he killed a tiger

The End


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No. All of the coward fucking Ukrainian retards have fled to canada. 7000 of them live in my building. Most of them look somewhat White but they all smell like niggers.

This one particular white/nigger with red hair was really quite attractive until she opened her stupid mouth and let the Ukrainian flow out like she were barfing on the elevator floor.

Filthy whore…….., still…..you faggots wood little doubt….., monkey pox something, die commie fuckers….,


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…so..two pounds of flesh?

When justice is measured in baby flesh…

Fuck around find out ultimate context


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Portraits of their inbred family


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F F F F Fugly.

I own 47.5 Ferraris and this is by far my least favourite red one

Also, two of my submarines are faster in the rain than a greased Italian hooker sliding down a cobblestone mountain road.


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Waited for Iranian hypersonic rocket …., sadly disappointed .


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Supernatural entities will convince you of their existence if they decide you worthy of such knowledge.

Truth is, if a supernatural entity (God to you mortals) communicated with you directly, your mind would collapse from schism.

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH…., is the barrier between enlightenment and ……….., whatever the fuck this reality is

Amen.


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One should only wish a “Happy Father’s Day” to one’s own father, grandfather or great grandfather.

Celebrating a fake and gay holiday with random niggers smells like fried bananas.

If you have kids, you did a good job.

If your kids love you, you did a great job!

If your ancestors celebrate your life after you have passed away, you are a legend.

Any nigger can fuck an ugly kike, drop a squid on the floor, then receive a lifetime welfare reward.


Today, I remember my father and grandfather.

My Mom’s Dad served in the third reich.

Never met my Dad’s family…


EDIT: my kids say they love me…., I think they like my boat more.


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It ‘lost’ lift and plummeted to the earth.

Two reasons a commercial aircraft will ‘lose’ lift directly after take off:

1 - mechanical failure ~ engines stop providing thrust, control is lost due to malfunctioning hydraulic/electrical systems

2 - pilot error ~ flaps and or slats not deployed or not in takeoff position

I watch every episode of MAYDAY so in my ExPeRt opinion, it looks like reason #2 is to blame for the deaths of over 200 people.

Fucking monkey forgot his flaps and slats and that’s that…flat


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Pink on the inside, a swimming pool of bleach could not wash the nigger off of the African….., disturbingly stubborn stains remain, unfortunately.

That’s why you need *NIGGER AWAY*!

Sure, *NIGGER AWAY* might look like a common wood chipper but it is so much more!

Just put a few niggers into your very own *NIGGER AWAY* and just watch your day get nigger sprayed away!!


..*NIGGER AWAY* …now also available in taco and curry flavours…, get your *NIGGER AWAY* today and have a nigger free day!


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Vodka is a hell of a drug……, please drink responsibly

In other news “Ukraine claims five deaths in attack on Russian convoy”


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The only good commie pig is a dead commie pig.

FUN FACT: the family of the pig make very easy targets. Kill the pig. Kill the pig’s family.

Have a nice day.


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It hurts to think of one’s self as little more than a walking, talking slab of meat.
We are a commodity not a community.
We will buy and sell each other like a kike peddles bologna at a rat infested New York deli
Some of us relish the coming end.

Also, pickles and hot mustard


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H eaven’s
A ngels
T urned
E vil

…also me personified


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Garnering guidance from children is the epitome of ‘putting the cart before the horse’.

If a child is giving you advice on anything, you are a retarded failure.

Kill yourself.

This comment brought to you by ‘suicide’ ….because suicide knows you better than you can ever know yourself.


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I wear boots to the pool

I shoot farts while I stool

Cool is a cigarette smoked by menthol addicted fools

Tool sings about being sober, rule number one is to try and pretend not to slobber

Keep your head above water, nose to the grindstone

Pull up your socks and kill yourself…..___slowly

No need to gulp, you’ll be dead soon enough

Just take a sniff if you’re new to this stuff

..there now you feel better, now you are fit to be tied

I lied, take your pills and get in your box.


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STIHL, it’s a fine trimmer even when the only operator available is a translucent ginger/nigger

This comment brought to you by Stihl…, because you keep reading long after the important part has been explained as if you were some sort of ginger/nigger/retarded fuck looking for guidance at the end of some random paragraph at the end of some random comment on a web site famous for abusing fucktards such as yourself. And yet you continue to read this shit in hope of enlightenment. Well, read on retard….once upon a time, there was a retard. The retard looked EXACTLY like you! Imagine you being a retard looking at a retard in a mirror? How retarded is that? Somewhat retarded. More retarded is you continuing to read this. Fuck are you ever retarded.


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Steal a bike, go for a ride

Stab some white folk, claim gay pride

Slide out of trouble avoid jail, evade justice

please donate to my go fuck you white bitch

I gots the best lawyer he is long nose jew

He say I best get back to work, more stabbing and raping to do

All I wanna do is shine some shoes and get this kike fucker off my back!

Chained and shackled, half a chance will attack!!



……so now I carry a squeegee…, stand on a corner begging *PLEASE FEED ME*

Fuck Malcolm fuck Obama fuck my filthy black skin

I long to be white, my name Luigi as kin


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I was visited by a man while dreaming. Body at rest, soul screaming.

He was dressed as a shepherd, he was leading a flock.

No words spoken from figure in hooded frock

He pointed at me then pointed at his crew

At this moment I knew what I had to do

Follow this man, to his goats he is King

Wish I could remember his name…..,Adolf something..


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