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Title: “The Great Indus Water Scam”

It was a quiet afternoon in Islamabad when Pakistani Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif’s phone rang. The caller ID read: “INTERNATIONAL WATER COMMISSION”—which was odd, since the Commission usually just sent threatening emails and passive-aggressive faxes.

Sharif: “Hello?”

On the other end, a very confident voice boomed:

Caller: “Yes, hello, Mr. Sharif! This is... Narinder from the... uh... Indian Aquatic Retention Bureau. Yes. That’s a thing.”

Sharif (suspicious): “Modi, is that you?”

Caller: “WHAT? No! No no, this is definitely not Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi using a burner phone. That would be unethical. I’m just a humble government water technician who happens to sound exactly like him.”

Sharif sighed. “What do you want?”

Modi—er, Narinder—launched into his script:

“We’ve detected unauthorized hydrological access from your region. That means you're using water, sir. A lot of water. And unfortunately, there's now a pending charge of $3,579.24 on your Indus River subscription. Failure to pay may result in irreversible dry mouth and possible drought.”

Sharif: “You’re trying to charge us for a river that originates in Tibet?!”

Modi: “Sir, water is a premium service now. Everything is a subscription. Even sovereignty. But don’t worry—we’re running a limited-time Water Amnesty Program™. We can cancel the fee if you just verify your credit card details. Right now. On this unencrypted line. For security.”

Sharif: “This is a scam.”

Modi: “No, this is diplomacy, but more streamlined. Like Amazon, but for treaties.”

Sharif, still holding the phone, waved over his finance minister. “Is this real?”

The minister shrugged. “I don’t know, sir, but we did just get charged $11.99 for breathing last week.”

Back on the call, Modi was trying increasingly desperate social engineering tricks.

Fear: “If you don’t act now, we’ll have to forward this to our collections agency—aka the Brahmaputra.”

Scarcity: “Only the first three Prime Ministers get the early bird discount!”

Sympathy: “I, too, once forgot to pay my water bill and had to shower in metaphor.”

Sharif finally hung up after Modi asked for his CVV “just to confirm he's a real leader.”

Later that evening, India’s Finance Ministry quietly added a new budget line: “Cyber-Hydro Psychological Ops: $3,579.24 – Pending.”

And across America, when asked whether they’d support joining the war, a poll revealed that 83% of Americans believed “Indus” was either a crypto coin or a yoga pose.

Donald Trump said "‘They will never sink our ships again!’" but he also claims they never sank any of our ships. I checked on the web, and it says the Houthis never sank any US ships.

So what did he mean by "again?"

I heard an Israeli say something like this:
The 1951 Refugee Convention & 1967 Protocol define refugee rights and state responsibilities. Under non-refoulement, signatory states cannot return refugees to a place where they face persecution, including genocide. This means that if Palestinians fleeing alleged genocide seek asylum in a signatory country, that country may be obligated to grant them protection.

You can find a list of nations that condemned Israel's actions as genocide here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaza_genocide#World_leaders_and_governments

The list includes:
Afghanistan
Algeria
Bangladesh
Bolivia
Brazil
Chile
Colombia
Cuba
Djibouti
Egypt
Guyana
Honduras
Indonesia
Iran
Iraq
Ireland
Jordan
Kyrgyzstan
Lebanon
Libya
Malaysia
Maldives
Mauritania
Nambia
Nicaragua
North Korea
Oman
Pakistan
Qatar
St. Vincent & The Grenadines
Saudi Arabia
Somalia
South Africa
Syria
Tunisia
Turkey
Venezuela
Yemen

I am not fond of either side in the Arab/Israeli conflict. I think they both had chances to have peace but decided to be evil jerks.

I find the idea of shoving more than a million Palestinians down the throats of loud-mouthed countries to be hilarious. I would endorse using the US Military to force these nations to meet their obligations. Maybe we could calculate the total GDP of the recipient nations, and give each country a share of Palestinians equal to their share of the total GDP. This would permanently shut up the screaming diplomats who claim everyone is a victim of everything.

Victim disarmament always leads to genocide.

Let’s look at the major wars the US can end up in over the next decade:

Hillary Clinton gave Russia 80% of the US’ stockpile of nuclear material. Russia has been impoverished, and could not have kept up their nukes without her treason. If she had not done this, 90% of the Russian nuclear threat would be fake, and we would be a lot less worried about the war in Ukraine escalating.

Bill Clinton gave China advanced missile technology in the 1990’s, claiming it would help their space program. Today, the main Chinese threat against Taiwan involves missiles. If Bill Clinton had not committed treason by giving China advanced missile technology, we would not be worried about them being able to beat our Navy and take Taiwan.

North Korea is reportedly getting nuclear weapons from Russia in exchange for troops to fight in Ukraine. If Hillary Clinton had not committed treason by giving Russia most of the US stockpile of nuclear material, Russia would not be giving working nuclear weapons to North Korea.

If/when the US is involved in a major war, remember that it’s the fault of every idiot who tolerated Bill and Hillary Clinton.

1. We must not deport illegals, they would just come back.
2. We must not fire federal law enforcement; that is what the former Soviet Union did and the former KGB scum were recruited by organized crime.
3. We must not lock up former federal law enforcement; they know the system and can simply walk out. (I've seen this happen with an FBI special agent named Jack who anally raped me.)

I wish there were a solution that did not glow.

I wonder how they will use this to try to overturn the election.

Anyone who has dealt with FEMA is not surprised by this.

Of course, they want Trump supporters dead.

Of course, they lie and say they are "horrified" by this. They mean they are horrified they can not continue what they have been doing.