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Sleazy 0 points 4 hours ago

I'm still mad I missed the ferraris

Two years in a row now

Sleazy 0 points 8 hours ago

They couldnt figure out which chord to start singing on. LoL

Sleazy 6 points 19 hours ago

WTF dude?

Do you disagree with what I said?

lets hash it out

Sleazy 1 point 19 hours ago

just now it went retarded? implying it has not been retarded all along...

the only thing more retarded than the gabAI chat bot are the people who use it

Sleazy 1 point 19 hours ago

so have my farts

Sleazy 0 points 19 hours ago

I am a carbon based life form

Sleazy 1 point 19 hours ago

fucking liar

Sleazy 1 point 19 hours ago

apparently you are a kid now

Sleazy 0 points 19 hours ago

what the fuck does that even mean? Does that mean the end of your life? the end of mine? the end of humanity? or somehow the eradication of the planet? cause I sincerely doubt that we can eradicate the planet. Or kill it. It can kill us, but it will go on just fine without us

Sleazy 2 points 19 hours ago

the solar activity is driving a whole lot of energy to the Earth

I dont know your latitude, but the winds have been seriously massive here up north

Sleazy 0 points 20 hours ago

you know that my name is sleazy snake cause I was the one man out of all my friends who took a woman and was true and faithful to her when damned near all my friends were assholes and stuck their dicks in any whore who would let them, even when they were supposedly in a committed relationship...

I was the opposite of that, and always will be.

that is why I got nicknames sleazy, it was a joke, cause everyone around is sleazy except me.

I honor my commitments

that was a rarity and they could not even understand why I would do such a thing, as you can so easily lie and get what you want by lying, cheating and stealing.

Why would anybody want to be moral and honest and try to make it in a world where everyone around you was lying cheating and stealing?

They said it would not even be possible to survive in such a world unless one were to resort to those tactics.

They were wrong

just as you are

it is only sleazy if you acquire the experiences through deception or hide them by deception.

I came from heaven as an angel, and I shall return as an angel

we all have choices, just do whats right, and you will never be wrong

Sleazy 1 point 20 hours ago

damned right

Sleazy 0 points 20 hours ago

well I fucked the hell out of my woman, and then i fucking left and went to get drunk with my buddy cause I was done with her for now and felt like some good conversation, and in the middle of enjoying our deep conversations, a women happened to come a calling for him and she got one look at me, and it was time to fuck again. now there are at least two women in the world who are happy temporarily

Sleazy 3 points 21 hours ago

4 years too late, hang em

Sleazy 5 points 21 hours ago

really?

are you truly that pedantic?

why not just pray?

Sleazy 2 points 22 hours ago

It's the energy from the solar flares

Grow up

Sleazy 0 points 1 day ago

LoL

I am the master of the universe

Piece of shit lol

You just think that cause yo uh know you're going to burn in hell for all eternity lol

Sleazy 1 point 1 day ago

Cool

The cat on a stick is delicious

Sleazy 0 points 1 day ago

Yep

Sleazy 0 points 1 day ago

I'm satisfied

Sleazy 1 point 1 day ago

Mine is from the Ford ownership era, no Lucas wiring issues

Sleazy 1 point 1 day ago

Excuse me?

I am not gay. I am going to go insert my penis into a vagina right fucking now god damnit

Sleazy 1 point 1 day ago

I have seen ads in the money saver mailers, or menus at least

Sleazy 1 point 1 day ago

Looks like white folks running that place LoL

Sleazy 0 points 1 day ago

Do they have commercials? I don't remember seeing any for panda express