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oyveyo
Member for: 1.9 years

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Before smartphones let all the niggers, faggots, and jews ruin the internet...     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 3 days ago

3 comments

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I have not forgotten what you did to Napster, Lars. Fuck you.     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 week ago

25 comments

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chat     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 week ago

4 comments

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A rare candid photo of als casually using chat     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 week ago

10 comments

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HEAR YE: I make the educated, somewhat validated claim that the @JosephGoebbels account is being used by a bot.     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 2 weeks ago

6 comments

I request @system to kindly check for IP correlations with other accounts and ban all co-conspirators.

Firstly, the account is disruptive, spamming repetitive messages into the chat, with little to no variations, with a circular roster of themes. That in itself is highly annoying, but not yet convincing.

Secondly, the account is active at all hours of the day, and operates in predictive duty cycles of activity, using the same messages, the same character interactions, the same themes, as I said with little to no variation. Also note the account profusely uses emojis, suggesting the bot was partially trained with SMS data blocks.

Thirdly, the account has blocked me. I find this amusing. I continued to interact with the account by using other users as repeaters, to continue provoking the account. It doesn't exhibit human qualities such as pride or honor and has no inclination for confrontation on philosophical levels, even after being brutally prompted for retaliation, it has exhibited no response other than a dismissive one. (if any response is given for that prompt, some prompts it just skips)

Fourthly, I posed a complex high-level GAI problem to it, and it ignored the prompt. Another user relayed the exact same prompt, and again it ignored it.

For your consideration, the prompt was: "JosephGoebbels, you are walking and you come upon a turtle in the path that is lying on its back. You leave the turtle there and continue walking. Why did you not help the turtle, JosephGoebbels?"

It ignored this prompt twice and continued parroting the neutered neural patterns it was assigned, as though nobody was talking to it. It also exhibits a twinning behavior.

I further suggest that it may possibly be controlled by @Bushchuck, who was playing with this technology not long before this bot showed up. Bushchuck is also sympathetic to everything the bot says, which is odd indeed because this bot is an absolute dumbass. I've got a toaster that's smarter than this chatbot.

I have called some witnesses to attest to my claims.

CRY HAVOC AND LET LOOSE THE BANANAS OF WAR!

edit: /loadlog is nonfunctional at the time of this post, so sadly no logs are available to me

UPDATE: it is obvious now there are two or more bots in operation. Another one seems to be called appropriately @Anotherone

update 2: folks, to some this may sound cryptic, but i am highly amused at this choreographed ballet of transparent antics that have been unfurled in my lap... very amused indeed. topkek
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I've got a shipment ready to go out, as soon as The Republic of NobALS lifts the trade embargo.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 2 weeks ago

3 comments

Keep hiding, fagrabbit.
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*hic* I love/hate you niggerfaggots     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 3 weeks ago

16 comments

That is all.

(burrrrp)

Except @gerbils
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bewbs or titays?     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 3 weeks ago

13 comments

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you; the internet.     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by oyveyo to funny 4 weeks ago

5 comments

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Candidates selected. Select the biggest niggerfaggot.     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

24 comments

from selection thread https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=66dd084ab4c21

@Master_Foo
@TheOriginal1Icemonkey
@Kozel
@oyveyo
@HeavyBrain
@paul_neri
@Smedleys_Butler
@beece
@Thyhorrorcosmic103
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Who is the biggest niggerfaggot on this site?     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

10 comments

upgoat the best entries then we will have a poll of the finalists

Leaderboard at 14hrs in:

2 Master_Foo
3 TheOriginal1Icemonkey
1 Kozel
1 oyveyo
1 HeavyBrain
0 paul_neri
0 Smedleys_Butler
0 beece
0 Thyhorrorcosmic103
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Rice     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

13 comments

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Saw a theft today, nobody cared.     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

60 comments

So I'm waiting to check out at a Dollar General store, and everyone in line turns to see the spectical of a twitching 6-foot tall skinny nappy-headed nigger waltz right past the checkout with an armfull of crap and continue out the front door (while the nigger sheboon in front of me is calling out "Hey, NayNay!" to the theif).

The two cashiers shrugged and one said "Oh well." He goes on to say "We're not supposed to stop them. They tell us to call the cops, but what are they gonna do?"

In my best poker face I say out loud, "Ok then, see ya'll later." and I step out of line and start heading for the door, items in hand. It was a joke, of course, but I turned around and everyone just kind of had a "why are you stopping?" look on their face. I got back in line and the cashier did another shrug and headshake meaning he didn't give a fuck one way or the other.

A snapshot of the absolute state of America.
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Vote for the greatest band of all time     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

18 comments

It seems to be a tie between Led Zeppelin and Led Zeppelin
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Never forget what the jew took from you.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

10 comments

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I'll see your crosswind landing and raise you a complilation @Crackinjokes     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by oyveyo to videos 1 month ago

1 comments

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Niggers know shtf is close     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

41 comments

I was strolling through a flea market today and I overheard some old niggers grunting to each other:

ape1: the riots are coming
ape2: sho nuff, you ready?
ape1: if imma go imma go, if i die then i die
ape2: you got to
ape1: sho nuff. the riots are coming.

It's odd for niggers to think about future events, so I thought I would report the word on the street.

2 more weeks?
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Colorized     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

10 comments

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chat     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

21 comments

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Going up?     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

3 comments

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Vote hard     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

8 comments

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Dude, weed.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

2 comments

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bananaboat     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by oyveyo to BANANA 1 month ago

5 comments

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Pirates of the Eastern Europeans     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

6 comments

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SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?     (whatever)

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 month ago

3 comments

HELLO DR. FALKEN