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spirit1977
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The Aboriginals of Australia were given free housing in some of their communities. When they came back to check on the housing the windows would not close anymore. Why? Cause when the Aboriginals where talking out the windows like above the rails the windows slid along would hurt them. The Aboriginals got out a hammer and bashed the rails until they didn't hurt them anymore.


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Most likely what is going to happen is that the state will make laws on abortions. Where the black population is high the democrats will be elected and allow abortions. It is likely that 40% of abortions will continue to be black.


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Depends on the area. I have got a couple of bleeding lips when chicken leg is in mouth and Kookaburra steals it. Be careful if you ever picnic in Mosman, Sydney. Otherwise they are great birds. They will take on a snake.


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Australia : Payment all politicians children and grandchildren to be Vaxxed every week for the rest of their lives. It is perfectly safe so they should have no objections.


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Todays satire is tomorrows truth.


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Australia is a island. The few illegal immigrants who arrive by boat are sent to a processing centre on a remote country. Australia has Aboriginals which have similar problems to native Americans. Australia doesn't have niggers. Which country would you rather live in?


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If you had to make a movie of this it would have to be a comedy. Name "Destruction of a Empire"?


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Jussie deserves the punishment. He went well out of his way to plan it.
Bubba just tried to get some free publicity. I never saw anything about him putting a noose in the garage.


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In Australia there has been three people under 17 who have died WITH Covid. You can read all the articles about those three people. All articles say they did not die from Covid but died of other causes. This is highly likely for most western countries.


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Daylight saving time is a contributes to heart attacks. The first Monday after daylight saving starts there is a 20% increase in heart attacks.


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There is also some evidence that certain chemicals in sun screen even in tiny amounts damages corals. Snorkelling boats are required by law to visit the same areas on the reef. These areas of the reef had huge amounts of bleaching. With a huge reduction of visitors to the reef the reef is looking in great shape now.


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Also if you replace the "you" with "hook"
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=aEx_CBxNrXY


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40% attempt and that number doesn't change if they have the operation or not. Operation is a waste of time.


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Those pictures are Olympians returning from Olympics. They are not the recent lot of Aboriginals who have been taken there, even though they have tested negative to covid.


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Some people escaped and were caught
https://archive.ph/6h1UA
Edit : All three people tested negative on Tuesday.


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"Did you know? Elves have been knocked off of at least 109 shelves?
Somehow they always end up climbing back on and making rules about knocking them off.
And they always display the same voracious elfnocentrism that got them knocked off the shelf in the first place.
Some might suggest that it's simply time to take the shelf down.
The international elf is the world's foremost problem." 10k likes

"And one day, for no reason at all, the people voted Rudolph into power."

"The Elf cries out in pain as he strikes you."

"6 million presents every Christmas eve? That’s not possible. It takes about one to five minutes to wrap a package. There are about 600 minutes in a Christmas night and with four to six elves wrapping presents, that would mathematically equate to 2400 to 3600 presents tops in one night."

"Rejecting the elf is the one thing that could truly unite humanity."


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It is almost like the government bribes (ads) have stopped and the news realise that Australian's think news networks should join Dan in jail.


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I didn't know that only 30% voted for Labor. I think it shows you just how much the main parties are not trusted. Hopefully this translates into many lower house seats being won by third parties.


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I am so glad that we have preferential voting in Australia. I have been voting below the line for the senate for over 15years. Sometimes filling in 170-185 people (for Senate seats. I will never put Labor, Liberal or Greens as my first choice for anything.


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The origin of Let's go Brandon is very important. How the media can hear one thing and completely broadcast another thing.


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You need to do a lot better than that. Time to look how countries like Japan, Indonesia and India have dealt with covid. Time to make sure you state what your policy on boosters are.
Then bring on the federal election.


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16th. It can be anywhere from 10min to days.


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Closing arguments were 15th.
Judge threw out guns charge as you are allowed to have a long gun as a 17 year old in the state.
See what the jury comes back with.


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I survived going through a black hole but couldn't handle the pressure on earth.


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Sydney BOM has been terrible as well. Normally it is saying it is going to be raining but it turns out sunny. I am starting to think they want people to stay home and not get fresh air and sun. Also part of the reason I think Sydney came out of lockdown quicker than Melbourne.


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