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Does anyone here know how to get a transformer quicker than 6 months?     (AskGoats)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to AskGoats 3.3 years ago (+12/-1)
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Apparently there's a "transformer shortage"? I going to be helping a family build a homestead and we're trying to get electricity to the property, but they're told they're on a 6 month waiting list because of some sort of shortage...?f

EDIT: Why is this post, of all things, being forum slid in the comments?
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Who would you chose to represent you?     (AskGoats)
submitted by Laputois to AskGoats 3.2 years ago (+11/-0)
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If the judge was a black woman and the opposing attorney was a white man? I contend that you would probably be better off having a black female attorney. They will be worth their weight in gold among the most prestigious law firms competing to hire them. Does not matter if the sheboon is stupid, they will have young white law clerks writing all her motions, and coaching the sheboon on legal tactics.
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Why does everyone brutally downvoat @ProudAmerican?      (AskGoats)
submitted by 1Icemonkey to AskGoats 2.9 years ago (+14/-3)
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I’m not shilling, Just curious. Seems like dude fucked up bigly early on, or something.
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Why John McAfee was killed?     (AskGoats)
submitted by Conspirologist to AskGoats 2.5 years ago (+13/-2)
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All he did was bullshitting. He never provided any evidence. He was completely harmless for the elite.
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Trump arrest a big distraction     (AskGoats)
submitted by bonghits4jeebus to AskGoats 2.2 years ago (+11/-0)
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Don't you think that everyone paying attention to this is an indicator that the media has successfully distracted people? I don't know what's going to happen to Trump, but it could be nothing. We could be back exactly where we were before this distraction, and all we've lost is whatever we didn't notice happening at the same time. In fact, I think this is the most likely outcome.
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Are you aware that your home and car may have microphones?     (AskGoats)
submitted by Conspirologist to AskGoats 2 years ago (+12/-7)
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What the fuck is everyone doing today? I can see most people I talk with regularly aren't home, some of these people had plans with me today and no call/no showed me, no one is answering the phone     (AskGoats)
submitted by iThinkiShitYourself to AskGoats 1.9 years ago (+12/-1)
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Am I missing a holiday or something? WTF is going on?
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Anybody knows who owns Voat.Space?     (voat.space)
submitted by Conspirologist to AskGoats 2.7 years ago (+10/-0)
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If advanced ET life forms were to land and show themselves would it change your day to day life ?     (AskGoats)
submitted by SirNiggsalot to AskGoats 2 years ago (+10/-0)
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Not saying it's true , just a hypothetical scenario.
ETs land at various Capitals around the world for everyone to see.

Does it change your life in any way just knowing they exist ?

I don't think I'd really do anything differently nor would my religious /.moral beliefs be changed.

What say you faggots ?
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Natural remedies for my problem?     (AskGoats)
submitted by BeholdIAmHere to AskGoats 1.8 years ago (+11/-1)
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Part of me knew this day would come, but I've been avoiding it for a long time. For those wondering, I don't get check ups and don't go to doctors, and the last time i got any vax (it was for tetanus or something) was many years ago. I dont smoke, never have,, I dont do drugs, I exercise every day, I dont eat out that often, and i drink a metric ton of water. Literally, nothing helps at this point. Lately I have been noticing symptoms that are clearly pointing to some kind of underlying problem.

The first symptoms I noticed is that my body has started to "forget" how to breathe. This is more noticeable at night, but has happened during the day too. This couples with my other symptoms of being insomniac... seriously most days ill be lucky to get into bed and fall asleep before 1 or 2 in the morning at this point. Before someone calls me a fat fuck, my BMI at last weigh in was around 22.

The second, extremely uncomfortable symptom is that my heart has started using adrenaline to "spike" itself back to a normal heart rate. I could be sleeping or resting, and I feel a very sharp rush like pain going through my chest that feels like im doing exercise. But Im completely at rest. This is usually followed by horrible headaches in my brain. And a lot of times my heart, even at rest is beating so fast you can feel it in the tipmost parts of my veins and stuff. I was sleeping today with a hat on, and i could feel my heart rate from the tip of my nose touching my hat ... that's how hard my heart rate was pounding AT REST.

The third symptoms is that my body rapidly gets exhausted from doing close to nothing. Even talking or a light walk will sometimes be enough to incapacitate me for the rest of the day. And any high strenuous exercise will usually get me sick for multiple days at a time. I once tried to go jogging for an hour ... I literally got sick for 3+ days.

The last symptom is really the weight, my body tends to lose weight. I cut alcohol out of my diet completely a few months for a surprising reason: drinking alcohol makes me lose weight. Most people say im lucky, but when someone is losing weight from alcohol, is usually a bad sign. It couples with me requiring a metric crap ton of water per day compared to before. Now my body burns and evaporates water much faster than it used to.


Whilst this may be above the talk paygrade, what are some holistic things I can do to fix this problem? I know, deep down, going to the doctor and getting examined is my best bet. But overall the symptoms are pretty... bad
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Any recommended AI image generators?     (AskGoats)
submitted by bobdole9 to AskGoats 1 week ago (+11/-1)
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I am a luddite. I finally have a reason to make something intricate with AI, however I have no idea which to use.

It seems "free" means you get to create an account. Its not a dealbreaker, just not ideal. Maybe I'm not stumbling on the ones that are free and without account creation.

Is there any online tools anyone would recommend? My goal is to not make something on my local machine, rather use what other nerds have already built.
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Why the fuck is it so hard for people to be honest with each other?     (AskGoats)
submitted by Sleazy to AskGoats 3.8 years ago (+9/-0)
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Just tell the fucking truth
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Just curious, are there people here who still view Zion Don as a hero despite him locking up his own supporters for doing nothing and pushing the vaccine?     (AskGoats)
submitted by HeyJames to AskGoats 3.7 years ago (+10/-1)
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Boggles my mind to be perfectly honest if there is. He put out his platinum plan to give 1 trillion to niggers just before re-election as well
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So whatcha gonna do when the internet and cell phone service gets shut off?     (AskGoats)
submitted by Sleazy to AskGoats 3.5 years ago (+9/-0)
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It's obvious they are losing the narrative, if they cut the people communication and broadcast is the only means of information they can try to reclaim the narrative.

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If you could be any animal what would you be?      (AskGoats)
submitted by OriginalGoat to AskGoats 3.3 years ago (+9/-0)
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It'd be cool to be a bird. You could shit on kikes. Like a fucking albatross. Dumping on kikes from the heavens.
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Are women capable of stoicism?     (AskGoats)
submitted by Nosferatjew to AskGoats 2.6 years ago (+9/-0)
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Where’s the video of the shrink saying “Get your kids out of the public schools” ?      (AskGoats)
submitted by PostWallHelena to AskGoats 2.5 years ago (+9/-0)
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I cant find it, someone help me out? From a day or two ago?
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Any of you soldiers down at the Southwrn border yet? there's a war to fight for America. if you have immigrants in your town you don't even have to leave town to fight.      (AskGoats)
submitted by iThinkiShitYourself to AskGoats 2.4 years ago (+10/-1)
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Fighting overseas is a disgrace to your duties and you will not be thanked.
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Would you join on Titan sub if you were rich?     (AskGoats)
submitted by Conspirologist to AskGoats 2.0 years ago (+9/-6)
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Is @FacelessOne really Steve Climber?     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to AskGoats 1.1 years ago (+8/-0)
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Have y'all read company reviews on Indeed? It's so relieving that people can expose the sneaky behavior behind the scenes. The reviews are obviously sanitized though     (AskGoats)
submitted by osomperne to AskGoats 11 months ago (+9/-0)
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It's nice that the company can see these reviews too, and quit their shenanigans or be avoided by everyone. I have checked reviews for places I worked at, and the ones that applied to the part of the company I worked for were accurate if they were exaggerated at bit (the sanitation I was talking about).

Anyone got any amusing stories about this?

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Now that I'm surfing through job openings, I'm reminded of the fact that jobs ask for a lot of stupid requirements, like certifications. I have worked at many jobs with high bars of entry, and none of them required a silly certificate, and no one at the job had any certificates either. I'm even interviewing people at the job I'm at now and they do not have certificates and I've asked them all about their experiences with certs, and they have never said anyone asked them for one or they lost a job opportunity for not having one.

Also, these certs typically are for things that can and should be taught on the job, which opens up a whole new can of worms (questions) that do not make the company look good. Think about it.
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Delete one thing from Earth to improve the planet.     (AskGoats)
submitted by UncleDoug to AskGoats 8 months ago (+9/-0)
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What's Your Favorite Christmas Movie?     (AskGoats)
submitted by SilentByAssociation to AskGoats 5 months ago (+9/-0)
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The Ref (1994), in honor of dad.

Christmas Vacation (1989) is a runner up.

Also... inb4 all movies are jewed, especially Christmas movies.
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Does everyone in the Florida Keys really always walk around covered in sweat?     (AskGoats)
submitted by ghostofvoatspast to AskGoats 3.5 years ago (+10/-2)
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How to beat dumb slow dragons     (AskGoats)
submitted by GrayDragon to AskGoats 3.2 years ago (+8/-0)
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I've got this dumb, slow, lazy, piece-of-shit wannabe dragon in my basement. He just sits at his computer all day coding, but I have to feed my kids traveling past him.

He has set up traps of food (LAWRZ, globohomo thinks I'll "bite" the UBI shit).

How do I get rid of him?