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Why are nearly all Mexicans either super skinny or morbidly obese? They're rarely an average size.     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to AskUpgoat 20 hours ago (+6/-0)
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It's true for the beaners and beaneritas. Dudes are either super skinny with embarrassingly loose, baggy clothes or they're disgusting fat fucks - bean poles or bean bags. The women especially are mostly overweight, and they're damn sure to show as much skin when outside in warm weather so everyone can know how fat they are.

Same with the kids. Most of them are super fat. Mexicans need to stop deep frying everything they eat - taquitos, chimichangas, sopapillas, churros... everything they consume is saturated with lard.

And because the spics keep invading the US, guess who gets to pay for their angioplasty and bypass surgeries? You lucky goats, that's who.
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Gopher problems     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to AskUpgoat 12 hours ago (+3/-0)
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Anyone here dealt with or dealing with these fuckers, and are you winning? I call them “lawn niggers”. I’ve tried flooding them out with the hose and three times I’ve had them crawl up through the water and I smack em dead with the hose end. Otherwise I’ve spent hundreds of dollars on the smoke bombs with little success.
I can literally see one digging, drop a smoke bomb down its hole, cover it with a rock and come back later to pull the ruck off and see that the little nigger has backfilled the hole, pushing my smoke bomb up to the bottom of the rock.
I’m about to lose my shit over here with these lawn niggers.
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Any suggestions for protein powder? Seems like it's all plant based I don't want plant based     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Doglegwarrior to AskUpgoat 21 hours ago (+1/-1)
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Recommendations?
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Have you ever seen a commercial for Chinese food or a Chinese restaurant?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Sleazy to AskUpgoat 14 hours ago (+2/-1)
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I can't remember ever seeing one for any Chinese food at all in my entire life