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Gopher problems     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to AskUpgoat 14 hours ago (+3/-0)
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Anyone here dealt with or dealing with these fuckers, and are you winning? I call them “lawn niggers”. I’ve tried flooding them out with the hose and three times I’ve had them crawl up through the water and I smack em dead with the hose end. Otherwise I’ve spent hundreds of dollars on the smoke bombs with little success.
I can literally see one digging, drop a smoke bomb down its hole, cover it with a rock and come back later to pull the ruck off and see that the little nigger has backfilled the hole, pushing my smoke bomb up to the bottom of the rock.
I’m about to lose my shit over here with these lawn niggers.
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Why are nearly all Mexicans either super skinny or morbidly obese? They're rarely an average size.     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to AskUpgoat 21 hours ago (+6/-0)
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It's true for the beaners and beaneritas. Dudes are either super skinny with embarrassingly loose, baggy clothes or they're disgusting fat fucks - bean poles or bean bags. The women especially are mostly overweight, and they're damn sure to show as much skin when outside in warm weather so everyone can know how fat they are.

Same with the kids. Most of them are super fat. Mexicans need to stop deep frying everything they eat - taquitos, chimichangas, sopapillas, churros... everything they consume is saturated with lard.

And because the spics keep invading the US, guess who gets to pay for their angioplasty and bypass surgeries? You lucky goats, that's who.
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Have you ever seen a commercial for Chinese food or a Chinese restaurant?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Sleazy to AskUpgoat 15 hours ago (+2/-1)
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I can't remember ever seeing one for any Chinese food at all in my entire life
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Any suggestions for protein powder? Seems like it's all plant based I don't want plant based     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Doglegwarrior to AskUpgoat 22 hours ago (+1/-1)
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Recommendations?
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How many here have actually read The Protocols, or Henry Fords Daily jew?      (AskUpgoat)
submitted by 3Whuurs to AskUpgoat 1 day ago (+1/-0)
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I’ve heard dozens of great quotes over the years, but they’re both much more impressive than I thought.
Ford was 1 serious motherfucker. It’s a tragedy he ended up apologizing, but even then he still didn’t hate the jews.

And the protocols have a lot more very specific admissions than I’ve heard before.
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What do you think about artistic female nudes?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 2 days ago (+4/-8)
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Before the degeneracy revolution, female nudes were divided in artistic nudes and erotic nudes. Were artistic female nudes appealing for you, or you didn't see the difference? Personally, I think that any woman who does so called artistic nudes is the same as whores who do erotic nudes.
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does anyone have access to the police report on Thomas Kingston's murder?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by MichelleObamasPenis to AskUpgoat 2 days ago (+1/-0)
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EDIT: can't change the title and am too lazy to repost all of this. what's left of the media are trying very hard to make it sound like a highly unlikely suicide. I used the word murder without thinking because the story of suicide is so retarded. but most of you will have been programmed to say and think that it is or was a suicide. sorry.

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if you don't know who he is then you won't have access to the police report.

FYI he was Prince Michael's daughter's partner.

he died 17 days after Prince Andrew's daughters former partner.

as the inquest was opened and then instantly suspended I doubt that there are any documents from that inquest. I really want the police report.

maybe we can have a separate thread for everyone going " oh fuck that guy , he's just some posh toff, deserved what he got " or something retarded like that . maybe could throw some stuff in about niggas and Jews.

the answer is probably " no " but just in case ...
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Attention Sid Santiano! You still around?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Cunt to AskUpgoat 2 days ago (+1/-1)
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Once upon a time on OG Voat someone (whose username I have forgotten) that doxxed himself as Sid Santiano to promote his book "Allegory of the Cake" a retelling of Plato's Allegory of the Cave... I can't even remember if it was a proper self promotion post or a casual comment I stumbled across. Anyway, I bought said book and my kid loves it (although I edit out the bit about sleeping with a kinky dirty hippy - it's entirely unnecessary!).

Anyway it's been a while now and there is mention of a 2 sequels (as a joke?) but I think you should write another book.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1934733849/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?ie=UTF8&qid=&sr=
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Many people don't know that phones can connect to car stereo     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 3 days ago (+3/-7)
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I see many people in new cars still holding phones by hand. Looks like they don't know that modern cars can connect phones to the car stereo. Have you noticed this too?
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Will the faggots kill us all with Terminators?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by fritz_maurentod to AskUpgoat 4 days ago (+1/-1)
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I like to daydream about the day of the rope and how the woke faggots have no chance against us when the day come. But they are in charge of technology and at this pace it won't be long until the first generation of terminators appear. Is this going to be an evolutionary turn point? Armed with the ultimate zogbots and no morals the big Jews will reach their goal of creating a slave race since any opposition will be promptly crushed.
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When you click on upvoat on the homepage are you seeing the top submissions from all subs or is it only from default subs and how do you see all subs?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to AskUpgoat 6 days ago (+2/-0)
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Why Japan has so many porn actresses?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 1 week ago (+5/-3)
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I've seen a picture of Japanese porn actresses, and there were really a lot put all together. They are not porn stars who earn a lot, just average porn actresses who fuck for food.

I wonder how it's possible, since in Japan, traditionally an unmarried girl who is deflowered commits honor suicide because nobody wants her.

Any ideas?

I think they are human clones with no brain.
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Did the solar storm affect you?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 1 week ago (+6/-3)
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Tonight I had a dream so realistic that my body started moving and I fell out of my bed on the floor. It never happened before. Maybe it's a coincidence, mybe not.
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Is anybody annoyed by price tags ending with "9"?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 1 week ago (+3/-3)
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I can't stand price tags ending with "9". Like 9, 99, 999... Looks like you are saving money, but you are still paying the full price. Also calculating items this way is fucking annoying.

What about you?
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Do you think Hitler really killed Jews?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 1 week ago (+2/-4)
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How do I handle this?      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by dingbat to AskUpgoat 1 week ago (+13/-1)
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My neighbor keeps driving his huge pickup truck through my lawn to park in front of his house and has been jacking up my yard whenever it’s rainy.

This has been happening since last October and now that the grass is nice and green it’s really pissing me off because the spot keeps getting bigger and bigger. I work hard to keep my house and yard looking nice and this looks terrible.

He and his wife are very nice. He’s kind of based (I think?)—at least I know he’s not a shitlib. I was thinking about replanting and putting a string fence and stakes around the whole area. Any other ideas?
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Is BigFagDingus a kike troll, autistic, or schizophrenic?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 1 week ago (+1/-7)
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We all know that BigFagDingus is weird. He contributes nothing, only shitposts about whores like a teen retard. I wonder if he is a kike troll, or either autistic or schizophrenic.
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Do you endorse nuking Israel?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 1 week ago (+7/-2)
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Anyone ever see reports of US soldiers gunning down afghans while trying to pull out of that airport ?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by 3Whuurs to AskUpgoat 1 week ago (+4/-0)
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Is Barron Trump jewish?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by ProudRebel to AskUpgoat 1 week ago (+2/-4)
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Trumpstein is a crypto kike. But what about his kid...if it is his kid"?
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Status: Jews completely control finance and our money and our government and our foreign policy including the ability to get us all into a war and cause a draft where we'll be killed like the Ukrainian Christians. They're flooding our nation with culturally unlike immigrants to destroy the USA. Cont     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to AskUpgoat 1 week ago (+5/-1)
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Status: Jews completely control finance and our money and our government and our foreign policy including the ability to get us all into a war and cause a draft where we'll be killed like the Ukrainian Christians. They're flooding our nation with culturally unlike immigrants to destroy the USA. They're starting to jail people for speaking out about this. Does ANYONE HAVE ANY KIND OF A PLAN TO REVERSE THIS?
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How fucked am I?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by 2Drunk to AskUpgoat 1 week ago (+33/-0)
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My work just got a big fat nigger bitch as the HR Manager. The last nigger we had was caught steeling toilet paper.
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Working on some taylor swift jokes.. anyone got any I can use or steal from you?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Doglegwarrior to AskUpgoat 1 week ago (+2/-3)
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When taylor swift said fuck the patriarchy
She took it literLy fucking one dude at a time

Taylor swift made dancing bad cool

Taylor swift at 83 years old that's the 109th guy that broke up with me
What wrong with them

You might be a Taylor swift fan if you think it being 34 and only having your cat love you is living a good life.

Has to be a cult joke some where
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Are we the neo-punks?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by fritz_maurentod to AskUpgoat 1 week ago (+8/-0)
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When I was growing up, only punks dyed their hairs in funny colors, had piercing and tattoos, wore cheap broken clothes, were generally unkempt and didn't want to work. This is kind of the new normal nowadays, especially with women.

I keep a good haircut, wear a nice shirt every day and arrive at work on time, to express my rejection of the clown world. I feel like a neo-punk.
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What's the difference between a rat and a tunnel jew.     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by 2Drunk to AskUpgoat 1 week ago (+3/-0)
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The rat didn't just rap a kid and isn't as hideous to look at.