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Why are nearly all Mexicans either super skinny or morbidly obese? They're rarely an average size.     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to AskUpgoat 19 hours ago (+6/-0)
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It's true for the beaners and beaneritas. Dudes are either super skinny with embarrassingly loose, baggy clothes or they're disgusting fat fucks - bean poles or bean bags. The women especially are mostly overweight, and they're damn sure to show as much skin when outside in warm weather so everyone can know how fat they are.

Same with the kids. Most of them are super fat. Mexicans need to stop deep frying everything they eat - taquitos, chimichangas, sopapillas, churros... everything they consume is saturated with lard.

And because the spics keep invading the US, guess who gets to pay for their angioplasty and bypass surgeries? You lucky goats, that's who.
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Why Japan has so many porn actresses?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 6 days ago (+5/-3)
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I've seen a picture of Japanese porn actresses, and there were really a lot put all together. They are not porn stars who earn a lot, just average porn actresses who fuck for food.

I wonder how it's possible, since in Japan, traditionally an unmarried girl who is deflowered commits honor suicide because nobody wants her.

Any ideas?

I think they are human clones with no brain.
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Gopher problems     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to AskUpgoat 12 hours ago (+3/-0)
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Anyone here dealt with or dealing with these fuckers, and are you winning? I call them “lawn niggers”. I’ve tried flooding them out with the hose and three times I’ve had them crawl up through the water and I smack em dead with the hose end. Otherwise I’ve spent hundreds of dollars on the smoke bombs with little success.
I can literally see one digging, drop a smoke bomb down its hole, cover it with a rock and come back later to pull the ruck off and see that the little nigger has backfilled the hole, pushing my smoke bomb up to the bottom of the rock.
I’m about to lose my shit over here with these lawn niggers.
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When you click on upvoat on the homepage are you seeing the top submissions from all subs or is it only from default subs and how do you see all subs?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to AskUpgoat 6 days ago (+2/-0)
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Many people don't know that phones can connect to car stereo     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 3 days ago (+3/-7)
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I see many people in new cars still holding phones by hand. Looks like they don't know that modern cars can connect phones to the car stereo. Have you noticed this too?
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What do you think about artistic female nudes?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 2 days ago (+4/-8)
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Before the degeneracy revolution, female nudes were divided in artistic nudes and erotic nudes. Were artistic female nudes appealing for you, or you didn't see the difference? Personally, I think that any woman who does so called artistic nudes is the same as whores who do erotic nudes.
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does anyone have access to the police report on Thomas Kingston's murder?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by MichelleObamasPenis to AskUpgoat 2 days ago (+1/-0)
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EDIT: can't change the title and am too lazy to repost all of this. what's left of the media are trying very hard to make it sound like a highly unlikely suicide. I used the word murder without thinking because the story of suicide is so retarded. but most of you will have been programmed to say and think that it is or was a suicide. sorry.

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if you don't know who he is then you won't have access to the police report.

FYI he was Prince Michael's daughter's partner.

he died 17 days after Prince Andrew's daughters former partner.

as the inquest was opened and then instantly suspended I doubt that there are any documents from that inquest. I really want the police report.

maybe we can have a separate thread for everyone going " oh fuck that guy , he's just some posh toff, deserved what he got " or something retarded like that . maybe could throw some stuff in about niggas and Jews.

the answer is probably " no " but just in case ...
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How many here have actually read The Protocols, or Henry Fords Daily jew?      (AskUpgoat)
submitted by 3Whuurs to AskUpgoat 1 day ago (+1/-0)
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I’ve heard dozens of great quotes over the years, but they’re both much more impressive than I thought.
Ford was 1 serious motherfucker. It’s a tragedy he ended up apologizing, but even then he still didn’t hate the jews.

And the protocols have a lot more very specific admissions than I’ve heard before.
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Any suggestions for protein powder? Seems like it's all plant based I don't want plant based     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Doglegwarrior to AskUpgoat 20 hours ago (+1/-1)
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Recommendations?
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Have you ever seen a commercial for Chinese food or a Chinese restaurant?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Sleazy to AskUpgoat 13 hours ago (+2/-1)
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I can't remember ever seeing one for any Chinese food at all in my entire life
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Will the faggots kill us all with Terminators?     (AskUpgoat)
submitted by fritz_maurentod to AskUpgoat 4 days ago (+1/-1)
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I like to daydream about the day of the rope and how the woke faggots have no chance against us when the day come. But they are in charge of technology and at this pace it won't be long until the first generation of terminators appear. Is this going to be an evolutionary turn point? Armed with the ultimate zogbots and no morals the big Jews will reach their goal of creating a slave race since any opposition will be promptly crushed.
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Attention Sid Santiano! You still around?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Cunt to AskUpgoat 2 days ago (+1/-1)
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https://files.catbox.moe/z0vv2n.jpg

Once upon a time on OG Voat someone (whose username I have forgotten) that doxxed himself as Sid Santiano to promote his book "Allegory of the Cake" a retelling of Plato's Allegory of the Cave... I can't even remember if it was a proper self promotion post or a casual comment I stumbled across. Anyway, I bought said book and my kid loves it (although I edit out the bit about sleeping with a kinky dirty hippy - it's entirely unnecessary!).

Anyway it's been a while now and there is mention of a 2 sequels (as a joke?) but I think you should write another book.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1934733849/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?ie=UTF8&qid=&sr=