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A flat tard master and pupil, circa 2024     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+4/-2)
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Rotation timelapse     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+7/-2)
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But muh fisheye lense!
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CHECKMATE GLOBBALISTZ!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+2/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/r05bwb.jpg

No, I don't have any sources. Btw I'm unemployed and/or a middle school dropout so trust me bro.
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“Globetards are jewish, durrrrr.....”     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by PostWallHelena to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+39/-2)
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https://files.catbox.moe/69ge4e.jpeg

https://www.talmudology.com/jeremybrownmdgmailcom/2017/2/14/bava-basra-25b-the-suns-orbit-around-the-earth

Bava Basra 25b (talmud) ~ The Sun's Orbit Around the Earth:
In this passage the path of the Sun is described, and to understand it you need to know this. The rabbis of the Talmud believed that the earth was a flat disc, and that above the sky was an opaque covering called the rakia. During the day the Sun was visible under the rakia, and then at night it zipped back from where it set in the west to where it would rise again in the east by traveling over the rakia.

The other place that you will find the path of the Sun discussed in the Talmud is in Pesachim 94b (Talmud)

Is anyone suggesting that rabbis wrote the Talmud to trick jews? Observant jews are flat earthers. They follow the talmud.
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The next impenetrable mystery that will perplex and enrage flat tards     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+27/-3)
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https://files.catbox.moe/2hwgl7.jpg

Cold air isn't real. I predict that at least one of them will actually say this.
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The flat tard anthem     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+2/-2)
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Same vibe as flat tards trying to explain hard science      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 8 months ago (+5/-3)
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THEY'RE SO ANGSTY!
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All you tardcucks btfo     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+44/-5)
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IQ tests     (FlattardClassroom)
submitted by Her0n to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+12/-4)
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I have yet to meet a flat earther who has taken an IQ test and scored above an 88.

That's the highest official paperwork I've ever seen for a flat earther, 88.

85 is the hard cutoff for mental retardation.

Discuss
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Optics? or Earth Curve?     (www.bitchute.com)
submitted by GetFuckedCunt to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+9/-6)
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https://www.bitchute.com/video/ByBUtpBL7y7x/

Class has started globetards.
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What do flat earthers do for a living?     (FlattardClassroom)
submitted by Her0n to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+15/-5)
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They have to be poor enough to not afford travelling the Earth, if they could they'd see things such as the moon being rotated 180 degrees compared to the northern hemisphere. They'd also see the same night sky looking south from australia and south American countries.

Is it because FEs are all too fucking poor to travel?

Is it simply the nigger-tier IQ alone?

What does voat think?

I bet not a single FE can explain the situation coherently and/or without jew fallacies abound!
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OMG LOOK! A GIANT COMPASS JUST SOUTH OF AUSTRALIA!!! @FreeinTX     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by Love240 to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+5/-3)
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Remember, flat tards aren't simply retards who happened to show up here. They are deliberately planted well poisoners.      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+54/-11)
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How baby flat tards are born      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+28/-4)
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When flat tards have a slapfight     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+1/-1)
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Reminder that flat tardism is not only basic, but profoundly mid      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+2/-2)
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The flat tard dichotomy     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+18/-3)
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The question on every flat tard's mind      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+4/-3)
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The Retardotron 5000 devolving a human into a flat tard, circa 2025     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+4/-2)
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The song that tortured flattards everywhere     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by UncleDoug to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+7/-3)
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You are now aware that flat earth is 100% jewish and actively pushed by israeli jews. According to whomst'd've, you ask? Themselves!      (archive.is)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 9 months ago (+11/-4)
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https://archive.is/yg0rh

"We met in Tel Aviv."

LOL. Of course you did.
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What is the official flat tard take on CME/solar flares?      (FlattardClassroom)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 11 months ago (+5/-2)
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Raytracing the April 8th, 2024 solar eclipse original content     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by chrimony to FlattardClassroom 1 year ago (+10/-2)
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Inspired by: Simulating the solar system with 70 lines of Python code

and: Introduction to raytracing

I modified the code from the above article to raytrace the solar eclipse by simulating the motion of Earth/Moon/Sun system, and casting light from the Sun onto the Earth.

Inputs to program:
o Position, velocity, mass, and radius of E/M/S on April 8th, 14:00 UTC.
o Rotation rate of Earth.
o Axial tilt of Earth.
o Date and time of Spring Equinox.
o Force = mass x acceleration
o Force = Gravity-constant x mass1 x mass2 / radius^2
o "Blue Marble" map from https://ian.macky.net/pat/bmarbl/index.html

Start position and velocity data was from: https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/horizons/

After initialization, position and velocity data was updated every second for 9 hours using the above Newton force laws. Images were recorded once a minute. Final video was compiled at 60 frames per second, yielding one hour of real time per second of video.

You can compare the raytraced path with this version: https://nso.edu/for-public/eclipse-map-2024/
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Important PSA for flat tards:      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 1 year ago (+2/-2)
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Stars trails and parallax (doing math flattards can't)     (FlattardClassroom)
submitted by chrimony to FlattardClassroom 1.1 years ago (+6/-5)
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Preamble
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Today's topic is a response to @McNasty's challenge[1]:

"chrimony claims that he can calculate exactly how far a star at 500 light years away should appear to move throughout the night"

But the real origins of the question are the star trails that can be seen from Australia[2]. Two poles on a spherical Earth, one pole in Flattard Land.

McNasty tries to cope with his failure to explain half the night sky by claiming[3] because we don't see parallax in star trails, then "If the stars show no movement at all relative to each other, then it means those stars are at the same exact distance from the observer. So basic observation and by the laws of perception, the stars in the night sky are a blanket."

Whatever the fuck it means for the stars to be a "blanket".

My response to this is, "If the perceived parallax for a star is 0, then 0/2 = 0". Meaning a star twice as far away will show no parallax if we can't detect parallax in the closer star.

The closest star is Proxima Centauri, at about 4 light years away. If we can't detect parallax for that star in a 12-hour night sky star trail, then we sure as fuck won't be able to see it for a star 500 light years away. So to give the flattard every advantage, I'm going to calculate the parallax for a star 1 light year away over a 12-hour period.

The Math
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#Right-angle trigonometry.
#Do flattards know SohCahToa?
parallax angle = arctan( displacement / distance )

#Distance to the star.
#Flattards ignore how big this number is.
distance = 1 light year = 5.88 x 10^12 miles

#The lateral motion of an observer on Earth.
displacement = orbit displacement + rotation displacement in 12 hours

#The Earth spins.
rotation displacement = diameter Earth = 7.93 x 10^3 miles

#How far, in degrees, the Earth moved along its orbit.
#It moves 360° in 365 days.
#360°/365 in one day.
#And 360°/(365x2) in half a day.
orbit displacement angle = 360° / (365 x 2) = 0.493°

#Convert orbital degrees to lateral motion.
#Some more right-angle trigonometry.
#Radius of Earth's orbit = 93 million miles.
orbit displacement = sin(0.493°) x 93.0 x 10^6 miles = 8.00 x 10^5 miles

#Total displacement (orbit + rotation).
#Note the orbital displacement dominates the displacement due to Earth's rotation.
displacement = 8.00 x 10^5 miles + 7.93 x 10^3 miles = 8.08 x 10^5 miles

#Final calculation!
parallax angle = arctan( displacement / distance )
= arctan( 8.08 x 10^5 miles / 5.88 x 10^12 miles )
= 7.87 x 10^-6°

Or in English terms, approximately 8 millionths of a degree!

Conclusion
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I don't care how nice the smart phone on your camera is, you aren't going to see any parallax on a 12-hour time lapse video of the night sky taken from your backyard.

Citations:
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[1]: https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65f9e88d087db
[2]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ZMZtq0qfY
[3]: https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65f3085348086