What is the official flat tard take on CME/solar flares? - Upgoat

What is the official flat tard take on CME/solar flares?
submitted by big_fat_dangus to FlattardClassroom 3 weeksMay 11, 2024 16:05:51 ago (+5/-2) (FlattardClassroom)

The sun is also flat

Poltergeist in the firmament

Thinking make Grug brain hurt

Giant alien lightbulb that needs to be replaced

muh boats and/or cigars (RIP bush cuck)

Sun is alive and trying to kill paul_queeri

I wanted to respond but can't bc AIDS

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[ - ] Sector2 2 points 3 weeksMay 11, 2024 17:47:52 ago (+2/-0)

Still think it's mostly a troll scam for views. It would be hard to keep yourself alive if you really believed in infinitely flat earth.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 3 weeksMay 11, 2024 19:22:18 ago (+1/-0)

Infinite space any easier?

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 3 weeksMay 11, 2024 19:35:17 ago (+0/-0)

Sure, no one claims to have detected an edge yet, but I'm not convinced that it's actually infinite. Maybe I've just been brainwashed by that 'Powers of Ten' book from way back. I had the original though.

https://www.amazon.com/Powers-Ten-Relative-Things-Universe/dp/0716714094

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 3 weeksMay 11, 2024 17:10:36 ago (+2/-0)

RIP bush cuck

What's the story here? Did that faggot delete his account? LOL.

Hopefully he killed himself soon after. Rest In Piss to BushedCuck.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 3 weeksMay 11, 2024 17:40:20 ago (+1/-0)

Why yes, he did. You're all welcome.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3 weeksMay 11, 2024 18:38:48 ago (+1/-0)

KEK on having the most condescendingly named sub.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 3 weeksMay 11, 2024 16:41:24 ago (+1/-0)

Spotty flashlight.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3 weeksMay 11, 2024 16:08:07 ago (+0/-0)

This is basically the plot tonthe movie Pi

[ - ] FreeinTX -1 points 3 weeksMay 11, 2024 18:14:25 ago (+1/-2)

The data is all Nasa lies. There is no CME. And, those visuals are just lights in the sky. No one knows what's going on.