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Delta flight forced into emergency landing by passenger’s diarrhea: ‘This is a biohazard’     (nypost.com)
submitted by Scyber to Newsofthestupid 1.7 years ago (+4/-0)
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Biden's Army. Sorry soldiers, no food for you     (www.military.com)
submitted by Panic to Newsofthestupid 1.7 years ago (+19/-0)
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You Voted For It Twice Fucktards     (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 1.7 years ago (+1/-0)
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https://archive.md/Iw4Nu

Nobody voted to have their living standards destroyed by Labor’s reckless mass immigration

Dan the dicktator is the epitome of a kangajew.
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Onlyfans Decides To Get Into The Beer Business      (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to Newsofthestupid 1.8 years ago (+2/-0)
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Youtube video of the doomed sub to the Titanic from 10 months ago. Notice its plethora of safety and modern features!     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by RobertJHarsh to Newsofthestupid 1.9 years ago (+12/-0)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClkytJa0ghc

This story keeps getting better.
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Pink Floyd legend Roger Waters probed by cops after performing in ‘Nazi-style’ uniform in Berlin     (www.the-sun.com)
submitted by Scyber to Newsofthestupid 1.9 years ago (+5/-0)
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https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/8212412/pink-floyd-roger-waters-probed-cops-performin-nazi-uniform/

Pink Floyd bassist Roger Waters faces a police investigation for dressing in Nazi-style uniform for a concert in Germany.

The musician, 79, wore a black trench coat with a red armband as he appeared to mimic the SS outfit from World War Two.
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Weight Loss Drug Ozempic Is Making Fatties Literally Shit The Bed     (www.dailymail.co.uk)
submitted by Scyber to Newsofthestupid 1.9 years ago (+15/-0)
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Police: Man Shot Roommate Over Hot Pocket      (www.thesmokinggun.com)
submitted by Scyber to Newsofthestupid 1.9 years ago (+7/-0)
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Colorado driver tries switching places with dog to avoid DUI     (www.msn.com)
submitted by Scyber to Newsofthestupid 2.0 years ago (+12/-1)
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I got 'Agent Smith'ed' today and came to a realisation i probably already knew...     (Newsofthestupid)
submitted by i_scream_trucks to Newsofthestupid 2.2 years ago (+29/-1)
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For the last two days in Melbourne we have had the following on news.com.au which you tend to browse on your phone or computer rather than it being in the newspaper -

"Crazy conspiracy theory involving 15 minute cities"

The body of the article then describes state government policy again, highly illegal Vic Government Policy, see - Human Rights and Responsibilities Act 2006 Section 12 on the 'trial' of 15 minute cities. Then footnotes it with 'a crazy conspiracy' again. Literally describes, and calls it the government trial.

At work before i left, questions were asked about a number of MASSIVE screens which have now gone up in the local area slap bang in the middle of major highways and major arterials in the area im living in.

The sole thing i said was 'Yes thats to do with the 15 minute city trial'

'OH THATS JUST A CONSPIRACY THEORY'

In my mind, im like.... are you fucking retarded? (knowing the answer) - Shes seen 'Conspiracy theory' and rolled her eyes at the headline without reading the article, then when someone responds to her the GOVERNMENTS line literally telling her about the screens and the 15 minute city trial, gone into attack mode (agent smith - watch the matrix, say certain things and suddenly the person youre talking to turns into a government controlled agent)

Then i realised something - The 'crazy conspiracy theorists' and the government, are now using, exactly the same words, exactly the same terms, to describe exactly the same thing. The articles themselves, quite specifically, pointed out, the where why how and what of the 'government run trial' which is identical to the government run trials in multiple cities all around the world (Oxford coming to mind immediately, only theyre not pretending its about 'beautifying the city') and is literally already in force, and controlled by the jab passes which most fucking victorians are calling out as being 'bad stuff' in China.

These cunts dont read. They dont read articles. They only read headlines, and when weasel words are put into the headlines, they literally groan and flick past it, thereby allowing, as per 'crazy conspiracy theorists' and as per the universal law of evil (the perpetrators must describe to us exactly what theyre doing without hiding it, and the victims must give their consent) the people to be told exactly whats coming for them.

Upside is, those that are awake and have not and never will give their consent will not be bound by the laws of these schemes - Us that point blank refused masks, refused the jabs, refused lockdowns, refused the 'essential worker permits' (Sicherheitspass - look it up, its been done before) cannot in any way shape or form be bound by these mandates, these fucking idiots are going to lock themselves up and leave the world for the rest of us.

PS - inb4 'herp derp shouldnt have given up your guns' - you people saying that have still not done fuck all about your openly stolen election, and weve still got guns. Dont even bother.

/Rant
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An artist struggling to pay rent turned a dumpster into a tiny home for $4,800     (archive.ph)
submitted by froggy to Newsofthestupid 2.2 years ago (+5/-0)
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DUMBASS treasure hunter leads Feds to a 7 ton cache of lost gold, SHOCKED when they confiscate it in the middle of the night     (www.theguardian.com)
submitted by Endo_Aryan to Newsofthestupid 2.2 years ago (+75/-0)
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/feb/19/treasure-hunter-civil-war-gold-fbi-accused-cover-up

He thought the federal government would do the right thing, after all we've been through? Good going, Mr "Finders Keepers". How did that appeal to authority work out for you?
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Minnesota Democrat lawmakers push ban on gas-powered lawn mowers, chainsaws to curb 'climate pollution'     (www.foxbusiness.com)
submitted by obvious to Newsofthestupid 2.2 years ago (+29/-0)
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Genius thief shit in the sink before merging his Apple account on a stolen laptop     (www.kiro7.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to Newsofthestupid 2.3 years ago (+12/-0)
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https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/this-stinky-suspect-left-behind-dna-evidence-tukwila/5Y6YBT2NL5BG5ODF3EOD47XSN4/

“Needless to say, we do not see a lengthy or prosperous criminal career in the field of hacking for the suspect,” the police report says. “Said suspect is encouraged to (wash his hands with soap) then come down to our station to return the stolen items and discuss his options to save everyone some time.”
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Police: Man, 19, wore Broward court’s GPS ankle monitor during Miami-Dade crime spree     (www.local10.com)
submitted by Panic to Newsofthestupid 2.3 years ago (+6/-0)
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news that specifically concerns @paul neri     (www.dailymail.co.uk)
submitted by boekanier to Newsofthestupid 2.4 years ago (+13/-0)
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Missouri Man Robs Bank Using Back of Birth Certificate While Wearing Ankle Monitor     (jonathanturley.org)
submitted by Steelerfish to Newsofthestupid 2.4 years ago (+4/-0)
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The stupid pandemic requires a stupid vaccine!     (Newsofthestupid)
submitted by GeneralDisarray to Newsofthestupid 2.5 years ago (+5/-0)
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The Atlantic recently published an article saying we should all forgive and forget what the stupid did to us all during the covid gaslighting scam!

But that would mean moving on without addressing the stupid epidemic that got us all in this mess in the first place.

Clearly we need to have a comprehensive vaccination program that eliminates this threat to us all. And since we have all been shown how to go about this is the most humane, safe and effective way we have a standard to follow now.

The stupid vaccine comes in two versions. A long drop and a short drop version.

It is 100% effective and doesn't require any boosters.

Signs that the vaccine is working include a snapping sound followed be decomposition days later.

The stupid vaccine isn't experimental but has been proven over millennia to be a permanent as well as effective cure for all subvarients such as:

Satanism

Pedophilia

Treason

Communism

Subversion

Criminal conspiracy

Propaganda

Cancel culture

Gangstalking

Degeneracy

New world order

NATO

UN

Honeypots

The only side effects being a golden age for humanity!

Some people do have natural immunity to stupid and they can be found avoiding "medical care", the mainstream media and the covid shots. These people are not recommended to take the stupid vaccine as they are at no risk.

But for those that are at risk we will be following their own standards of harassment, cancelling, firing, house arrest, camps, travel bans, police violence and constantly ignoring your basic human rights.

Some even advocate for you to be physically retrained and forced to receive the stupid vax against your will just like many of you did for us. Thank you.

We will even be using your implied consent to take the stupid vaccine while you are sedated for operations, in a care home or other wise unable to defend yourself.

So thank you very much for setting this wonderful and comprehensive set of standards for us to follow. We know you will be pleased to see us finally finding some common ground and taking your advice.

I'm sure we can all agree that this is all for the common good as the stupid pandemic has killed and maimed millions so far.

And as a way of full disclosure I have to tell everyone here that this vaccination article was sponsored by Home Depot and I have been paid by big lumber to get this message out.

We are in this together and together we can eradicate stupid and the death toll from our world.

All dissenting opinions will now be crushed and full compliance demanded of you just like you have shown us.

Together we can learn to forgive and forget once we have all stood on these common principles together that you created for us all.

I am so glad that you all impressed these standards and methods on us so forcefully. I can now see that you where in fact right and we had much to learn. I will very much enjoy the smug sense of superiority and virtue signaling while everyone that complains is crushed by the unholy alliance of government and corporate power.

May we never forget these valuable lessons.
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Scary stupid     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to Newsofthestupid 2.5 years ago (+25/-1)
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TV channel explains purchase of Hitler’s paintings for new show     (www.rt.com)
submitted by lord_nougat to Newsofthestupid 2.5 years ago (+8/-0)
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Made to sit outside for lunch. Oh, no, the horror...     (archive.ph)
submitted by totes_magotes to Newsofthestupid 2.6 years ago (+7/-2)
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Oy vey! PICK IT UP, SCHLOMO!!      (thehill.com)
submitted by lord_nougat to Newsofthestupid 2.7 years ago (+7/-0)
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Create a crisis and they will beg you for the problem you created for the crisis.     (archive.ph)
submitted by totes_magotes to Newsofthestupid 2.7 years ago (+5/-0)
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Why bother with a go bag? Travel light, theyre gonna make you leave it at the station while youre getting stuffed into a boxcar anyway!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by i_scream_trucks to Newsofthestupid 2.8 years ago (+10/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/m725g3.png

Its not like its never been done before...
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A Dindu It     (yewtu.be)
submitted by mattsixteen24 to Newsofthestupid 2.8 years ago (+1/-0)
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