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Just finished another semester     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+9/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/d584g6.jpeg

Man, I’m fried. The prospect of sitting and doing nothing for a few days sounds great. Sunshine, family, and barbecue included. Pic related.

It’s all math and science from here on out.
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i let my power level slip from pajeet fatigue     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by the_old_ones to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+7/-2)
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while out buying a new computer i might or might not have stormed out of a gas station cause the pajeet woman behind the counter didnt know where the stores were right the fuck nearby, and while storming out i audibly said "fucking pajeet!"

these fucking retards cannot even give you directions across the fucking street.
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A friend of mine brought by a baby deer she found abandoned today     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+8/-0)
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She found it alone and mommy deer never came back(probably hit by a car) so my friend is raising it. Its tiny. She said it sleeps at the foot of the bed with the cat. lol The little shit is playful and jumps around and is not scared of humans at all.
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The Nigger kickback / fatigue is only 'going to get worse', not 'go back'     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by CoronaHoax to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+9/-1)
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When the internet first came about, specifically when norms got on it with the iphone 'invention', everyone for the first time got a voice that could reach the whole nation. People got shocked and appalled that some people were so distraught and disgusted with blacks. The whole country took a step back because liberals were so sheltered from blacks and thought it was just abhorrent behavior (on the digusted's part).

But now the world, on a world scale is coming to unity against the behavior and character of general blacks. And not only are they coming together, but blacks are coming together to unify with their behavior and triple down and go all in (BLM riots, etc). And the more everyone, including libs, gives them a second chance THEY TRIPLE DOWN.

We could very well see an all out, world wide war against blacks as every step we (humanity) makes to step up our intolerance of their behavior (including liberals), blacks step up with unified OFFENSE to continue their behavior!
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All the guns I like to shoot now are illegal.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by SocksOnCats to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+11/-0)
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I own some land out of state, in a place with very relaxed gun laws. When I go there, I pretty much do what I want and have fun.

Today, my best friend and I are going to the local-ish range, in the state where I currently reside. He wants to sight in some new toys. I've been busy with other life things, so as I'm looking over my own stock of firearms, I'm seeing not too much I want to take to this range, and most of which would be frowned upon.

I can't wait to move to the other state. About another year. With luck, I'll have some roads cut and campground set up on the land I own a bit later this year.

Gun laws are terrible.
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It's funny how Trump transformed     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+0/-2)
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Trump was basically a clown guest in wrestling. Then continued to be a clown as The Apprentice host. Now he is trying to emulate JFK by pretending to be the game changing president, including assassination attempt. If he were not a Zionist, a lot of based people would probably believe him.
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Just a reminder that a tank top is not a real shirt for anybody except a beautiful blonde woman with an exceptionally perfect body and a snugly fitted tank top. If you're a guy don't be a fag and wear a tank top. Tank top is a fag top.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+6/-4)
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Just a reminder that a tank top is not a real shirt for anybody except a beautiful blonde woman with an exceptionally perfect body and a snugly fitted tank top. If you're a guy don't be a fag and wear a tank top.
When is it acceptable for a man to wear a tank top?

The answer is never. It is never acceptable for a man to wear a tank top.

A tank top is a fagtop.
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FYI Canvas shoes make feet become too delicate LOL     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+5/-5)
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I had to buy new shoes today. I was wearing Timberland canvas shoes for about 20 years, because they are damn comfortable, especially for driving. This year Timberland got quite ugly models, so I opted for the only good looking model that was more expensive than usual. Unfortunately in the morning I'm quite slow, so I figured out only at home they are thin leather, not canvas, despite looking identical to canvas models.

Long story short. I used the new shoes only for half an hour, and now my feet hurt. I had to keep the feet in water for half an hour to calm down the burning feel. If you like canvas shoes like I do, be careful with harder materials. I just realized that canvas makes feet skin become very delicate after a while.
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It has come to my attention that I have been benned from SoapBoxBanHammer and I have reported this atrocious act to System and a few of my moderator frens      (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+7/-1)
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If this harassment continues I will be left no choice but to call 911 and report this to my local police dept and I will send Trump an email with links and see if maybe he can defund SBBH before its too late!
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You know how you can tell a US child is jewish?     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+2/-2)
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Because they exist.

Because only Jews are having kids in the USA.
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Saw a Muslim man with his Muslim wife in her hajib and their kid the other day. When I noticed was how devotedly she followed him. Part of me thought this may be the only way to keep civilization going because westernized women won't have babies.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+2/-2)
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I got to tell you man. Looked at that situation and I thought their rules may be harsh but civilization depends on women having babies and it ain't working in the Western world with birth control and all these liberties.


People used to joke about Sharia Christianity but I don't know maybe that's kind of what we need.

If it's okay to force men to involuntarily fight in the war why is it not okay to force women to have at least three babies before their 25?
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In case of elevator, do not use exit for stairs. Use fire.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by SocksOnCats to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+6/-0)
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Sure, this is stupid.

But when I was a little kid, at my father's office there was a sign next to the elevator. we were often waiting for the ancient thing to arrive and I found myself staring at the sign all the time. After a while I wondered what was the best way to mess up the sign by rearranging the words. This is what I came up with.

Just something dumb I remembered this morning.
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When even David Hogg is too masculine...     (www.dailysignal.com)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+11/-0)
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Idiots in EU painting Ukraine colors on their cars front grille     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+11/-3)
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Idiots in EU are painting Ukraine colors on their car front grilles. I've seen three expensive cars today, like Volvo, BMW, and Audi. If I had a truck, I would seriously think about bumping these asshioles right in the ass to scare the shit out of them. The sight was cringe and depressing. I hate idiots.

Is this happening in new world too?
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Interesting website Identity Dixie     (identitydixie.com)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 4 weeks ago (+15/-0)
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Why are men in tank tops repulsive to other men? Why are tank tops seen everywhere in gay neighborhoods? Because most men find other men's body odors and hidden pits repulsive. But homos love that s***. That's why in gay neighborhoods everywhere homos wear tank tops.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+2/-5)
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Tank tops are like jock straps for your neck. Would you walk around in a jock strap outside?     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+2/-5)
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@dirtywhiteboy seems to be very mad at me and calling me names. What are some uplifting songs we can post to make him feel better?      (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 4 weeks ago (+8/-3)
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Here's one that I think will make him feel better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
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Michael Milken and one of the worst financial scoundrels and convictions of the 1990s was sentenced to many years in prison and suddenly got prostate cancer and he was released.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 4 weeks ago (+3/-0)
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Then what happened is he went on to live a complete life and is still alive today so he shouldn't have he should have been thrown back in jail since he wasn't going to die anyway but of course instead because he was Jewish Donald Trump pardoned him even though Michael Milken was responsible for the complete collapse of huge numbers of savings and loans in the 1990s which cost many many retirees much of their savings. Michael Milken today is a very wealthy person and he is free and never served his full sentence in jail. Even though he was sentenced to a minimum security day camp.

So that's what I think of prostate cancer being had by corrupt people.
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Email as a form of electronic communication is outdated.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by CoronaHoax to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+2/-2)
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1. There is no form of encryption. This alone makes it obsolete garbage. Absolute shit useless garbage. Absolutely no, single fucking one should be able to read a message you send except the recipient period. This is already solved plainly for websites.

2. There should be a method for modifying emails you've already sent. It's fine that they obviously will be able to see past revisions. But not being able to edit at all is a complete deal breaker. Emailing is complete garbage because of this.
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Public service announcement: When you were a tank top this is what every non-homoman thinks of you.     (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+1/-4)
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cNsEvSyUd74

Seriously. Don't be gay. Cover those pits. No one except a homo wants to see them.

Don't embarrass yourself.
No one will tell you except me.

You're a man. You aren't meant to "feel free" and loose and "letting it all hang out".

Stoicism, steadiness, understated strength, decorum. These are the traits of a man.

Flamboyant dress. Revealing dress. Flippant clothing. These are for women.
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More proof only homos like tank tops. See most men are repulsed by being this close to other half naked men. But homos love it. Here we have macron famously married to a man who wears women's clothing loving the sweat of other men and their tank tops     (www.reddit.com)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+2/-5)
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When you wear a tank top as a man outdoors this is what every other heterosexual man thinks you are.     (www.dreamstime.com)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+1/-5)
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Just a reminder that for a hundred years there's been a saying that corrupt politicians when caught either get sick or get religion. No doubt Biden will also declare himself a Christian believer very soon.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 4 weeks ago (+1/-0)
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Palm Springs Bomber Faggot     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 4 weeks ago (+1/-0)
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