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Remember when Obama made insurance mandatory otherwise you’d lose your tax refund?     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 12 hours ago (+36/-0)
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Second time in my life a nigger stole money from me.
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I almost got shot today     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 2 days ago (+21/-0)
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So I'm riding along a back road and stop at a wide spot. Got of my bike to check something and all hell broke loose. Fucking bullets started spraying all around me. It sounded like a western movie with all the ricochets and I could hear other bullets streaming through the tree leaves. I hit the deck in case I need to return fire. I hollered "wtf you doing dumbass!!??". Then the shooting stopped. I walked up the road a piece and out in the backyard was some yuppie transplant holding a rifle. I asked him if he knew where his bullets were going. He looked like a stupid fuck. I told him not only were they going through the forest towards houses that some of them are going across the road and that he almost shot me. I told him out here people shoot back. I said I should call the law on your dumb ass and then told him he needs to be mindful of where his bullets are going before he hurts or kilts someone.

The universe constantly throws shit at me and IDK why. I'm a nice guy. A beautiful guy.
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If you're a kid just getting out of high school in America because of the tax system the number one thing you need to know is save money by living dirt cheap stay out of debt including college debt and invest invest invest because America does not tax capital gains but it taxes the hell out of incom     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 6 days ago (+19/-1)
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If you're a kid just getting out of high school in America because of the tax system the number one thing you need to know is save money by living dirt cheap stay out of debt including college debt and invest invest invest because America does not tax capital gains but it taxes the hell out of incom

Get the cheapest living situation you can. Stay at home with your parents it's better to work a $40,000 your job living with your parents save every penny and put it into some stocks then it is to get a 60 or an $80,000 a year job and be renting an apartment with all the utility and other expenses associated with that and not have as much money saved and not be able to invest in stocks because it's not what your income is every year it's how much you invest in stocks that gets you rich. In America the tax system is set up for capital gains you pay almost no taxes you pay nothing if you don't sell and most people who have investments never sell they just borrow against them so they never pay taxes. The big mistake in America is to think I want to get the highest paying job I can but what you actually want to do is take home the most cash you can and invest it in stocks immediately never hold it in cash. never hold it in cash it goes down in value as cash you don't want a fat bank account with 10 20 30 50 100,000 in it. You want all that money and stocks. If you're not a good stock picker first of all don't trade that's just wasting your money but if you're not a person who can figure out a couple of good stocks to buy then put it into a no load mutual fund or some kind of an index fund.

If you do that for 5 years you will be so far ahead of the game than the person who went to college took on 50 to 100,000 in debt one out got a new car got a loan on the car got a job for 110 $150,000 a year. You will be way ahead of them in your first five years. If you really want to go to college later after you've got a stock portfolio built up and you really want to waste your money on doing that and you really think the incremental amount of money that you're going to make in another job is going to be better then you can always go back to college later. And believe me you'll appreciate it a lot more if you go back later than you will as a stupid drunk teenager.

that's what I tell everybody who is Young and it's the best advice. Live with your parents as long as you can. If you can't live with your parents and save money that way live unconventionally like live out of a bus do the van life get a good camper van live out of a camper van all these silicone valley millionaires we're living out of the back of box trucks and things and if they can do it and become billionaires then you you have no excuse not to do it yourself to save money. You save on utilities you don't have to hook up with three or four or five utilities are going to charge you monthly no matter how much you use you save on rent you save on insurance you save on all that stuff. And it's also more fun because you can you're mobile and you can live anywhere you want anytime during the week.

Get yourself some sort of a shower deal at a gym that's how you take care of your showers if you don't need to shower any day everyday anyway people shower way too much. Unless you're doing some sweat breaking job you don't need to shower everyday.

This is what you need to do to get ahead of America it's all about owning stuff and having it go up in value it is not about earning income. If you do the math on the graphs you'll find that if you save money early and invest it you're after tax wealth and I'm talking about wealth not income not anything else you're after tax wealth will be much higher if you got a lower paying job spent no money on living expenses and put it put that into stocks or something like stocks. Don't be an idiot. Don't follow the Jew path to unending salaried servitude.

You're also better off because you'll have more time off you'll be able to do more physical fun things like travel and stuff when you're young when it matters. then you will if you go to college and then you've got to work like a slave to pay off your college debt and you're stuck getting an apartment it's overpriced so it's hard to pay off your college debt and you have to work every day at a job that pays you hire money than everybody else wants because you can't afford to take the lower paying job that will give you more free time because you've got all those bills to pay every month and you'll be a slave for the next 20 years of your life and then when you're 45 if you're lucky you'll be free of your debt slavery if you're lucky most people aren't that lucky.

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Whenever I Get a Phone Call From a Number I Don't Know, I Answer It In Spanish     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Scyber to TellUpgoat 4 days ago (+17/-0)
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I've had the same phone number for over 4 years yet a few times a month I get phone calls for an old man who apparently owned a bunch of undeveloped properties scattered all over my state. The majority of those calls are from area codes in the northern part of the state and I always answer with "Hola!?" Then they ask "is (old man name) there?" and I respond with "No habla Ingles" and they either don't respond or sound a bit shocked. I top it off by saying "Americano Putos" or "Joder estos americano Putos!" which translates to American pigs and Fuck These American Pigs, respectfully.

My goal is to redpill most of these rich liberals who live in all White areas in my state that spics are literally taking over my state and that the spics hate them. Those White people are already kinda cautious about traveling to my area and county due to the crime, plus the fact that the biggest county in the state has a sanctuary city.
I want these people to know that spics are invading their state and that it's becoming a epidemic.
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Any time you are dealing with israel/jew supporters make sure and tell them that they are in a zionist-terrorist death cult.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 3 days ago (+12/-0)
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Especially old boomers. I recently had a little talky talk with an old brainwashed boomer and I said the world is in bad shape and he immediately said "look what all those muslims are doing to israel. israel is bestest friend and ally and gawds chosen" and I told him that the talmudic jews/israel are a zionist-terrorist death cult and Jesus would be very disappointed to learn about Christians who side with the synagogues of satan who murdered him. I went on to tell this idiot that Christians are gawds chosen. He was quite flustered and walked away.

The moment someone opens their mouth and supports israel we should say 'oh so you support genocide'. Then tell them that zionists are a terrorist death cult.
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The Ukraine had territorial security even after Victoria newland launched a coup and took it over and even after they were shooting artillery at Russians in their Northern provinces. Only when zelinsky threatened to Russia with nuclear weapons did Putin go in     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 days ago (+9/-0)
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The Ukraine had territorial security even after Victoria newland launched a coup and took it over and even after they were shooting artillery at Russians in their Northern provinces. Only when zelinsky threatened to Russia with nuclear weapons did Putin go in 3 days later to secure the nuclear material at Chernobyl.

The whole Ukraine security thing is a lie
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I really really hope the department of government efficiency and the anti-dei workforce terminate a lot of jobs of these people before they qualify for their 20 or 30-year retirement pensions because God knows we can't pay for them for another 20 to 30 years.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 6 days ago (+8/-0)
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I really really hope the department of government efficiency and the anti-dei workforce terminate a lot of jobs of these people before they qualify for their 20 or 30-year retirement pensions because God knows we can't pay for them for another 20 to 30 years.
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I don't mind if a game has 3d elements. But if it's whole thing is that it's 3d, that's not a game. That's a 3d simulator.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by CoronaHoax to TellUpgoat 5 days ago (+2/-0)
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I feel like very few games after some of the first to go 3d are actually games. They're just f'ing simulators. And somehow we've gotten like 20 years of over and over again simulators instead of games.

FF7 gets 500 thousand remakes. But they self admittedly won't even touch remaking FF6 because "the amount of content to make it 3d would take over a decade to do right".

FUCK 3D "GAMES"
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There are two choices tariff spring manufacturing back to the US and everybody becomes a factory worker again or the future is filled with robots that do everything for us and we figure out an economic system where people get a percentage of the wealth and don't have to do any work.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 6 days ago (+1/-0)
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I mean he's not wrong for doing it but when Trump is putting tariffs on China he's trying to rebuild the 1950s of manufacturing factories in America which means workers in repetitive manufacturing jobs in America which means they don't get the benefit of everything being mechanized with robotics and AI which probably will happen anyway and May mean that even those factories don't bring

The ideal solution which I have absolutely no faith would happen in monopolistic grifting America is that everything would be done by robots unless you wanted to do it all factories would be manned by robots producing goods and the only cost of goods would be the energy cost it takes to make them or minus the recycling price you get to recycle the scrap metal from the last toy you got the robot to build for you.

And everybody would get some sort of a wealth dividend to have cash to be able to buy stuff and that would be adjusted to keep a middle class in place. And robots would be planting all the food and so food could be free blah blah

that would happen in it an ideal mechanized world but I have no faith that that would ever happen in America because the monopolist will just want a monopolize all robot production and they will cause everybody to have no jobs and so people will be dying in the street because robots will be making everything in the few people who have money continue to buy from the monopolist who have all the robotic factories and tell the people who have money go a couple of generations and they lose all their money because they don't have any jobs either.
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BAH WISDOM TEETH REMOVAL DIETS!     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by CoronaHoax to TellUpgoat 6 days ago (+2/-1)
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dieing in my sleep or aliving
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I tried to sing karaoke with my date tonight....     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Sleazy to TellUpgoat 3 days ago (+2/-1)
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hot take but in jobhunting i judge companies off whether or not im talking to some pajeet over the phone.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by the_old_ones to TellUpgoat 5 days ago (+1/-1)
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if i pick up a phone call from your employee its in clear english i can understand, not some gook streetshitter shit. modern society can fuck right off with this drop in standard