The election results for our new President are in and we have a tie. We will now commence a run-off election. - Upgoat

The election results for our new President are in and we have a tie. We will now commence a run-off election.
submitted by Centaurus to TellUpgoat 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 13:52:47 ago (+13/-3) (TellUpgoat)

HonkyMcNiggerSpic ~vs~ con77 with 6 votes each have gotten the most votes. 36 total votes cast.

The two options for VP will be the two runners-up with 5 votes each: @system and @big_fat_dangus.

HonkyMcNiggerSpic / system

HonkyMcNiggerSpic / big_fat_dangus

con77 / system

con77 / big_fat_dangus

Fuck all four of those assholes

Can I be Secretary of State?

They all deserve to be President. I can't decide

FUCK YOU!

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 14:02:36 ago (+6/-0)

I like Con77 but I know some damning stuff about him killing a girl back in 1990.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 14:06:36 ago (+4/-0)

you fucker. she became a nun when I broke up with her

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 15:53:01 ago (+3/-0)

Any woman that joins the nunery is dead to me.

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 11:44:34 ago (+2/-0)

She was a nun before you broke up with her. As in, you ain't getting nun.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 17:02:34 ago (+0/-0)

My high school pic is on here. I'm actually quite handsome. And got plenty in my youth.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 15:08:51 ago (+1/-0)

You remind me of Bush when he said, "Let me check for weapons of 'mass' destruction.. uh, nun under here... nun in there... nun over here..."'

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 14:10:04 ago (+3/-0)

I have reliable info that @HonkeyMcNiggerSpic procured puppies and kittens for Hillary and Huma to strangle during satanic rituals before, during, and after the election she lost to Trump.

[ + ] Rotteuxx

[ - ] Rotteuxx 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 14:46:46 ago (+3/-0)

You're just deflecting away from the girl you raped and killed in 1990.

You're part of the kabal!

[ + ] Hobama

[ - ] Hobama 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 15:15:59 ago (+3/-0)

Thats false news according to snopes you bigot. He killed her first then raped her.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 15:24:07 ago (+2/-0)

Do I look nigger to you
?

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 16:09:12 ago (+3/-0)

I deny these allegations even though they appear to be true!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 14:05:12 ago (+3/-0)

Only I have the winning strategy to satisfy all the glue eaters of upgoat. Any vote but one for me is folly.

[ + ] Panic

[ - ] Panic 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 16:21:48 ago (+3/-0)

I only sniff the glue, thank you very much.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 17:45:41 ago (+2/-0)

It was an honor just to be nominated in the company of these living legends.

I hereby challenge FUCK YOU! to a knife fight to the death 💀. Winner takes all.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 14:12:17 ago (+2/-0)

practicing my 'Queen wave'. palm up rotating wrist left to right

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 20:39:52 ago (+2/-0)

That's how I waved to all the Aussies when I was trapped there.

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 01:54:48 ago (+2/-1)

I want the big guy for president

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 23:57:56 ago (+1/-0)

@con77 hasn't been talking much to me lately so I'm not sure he'd be a good VP.

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 22:36:28 ago (+1/-0)

Are we really going to campaign for the GOP presidential race?

iam serious we could use the airtime to start the white ethnostate.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 20:17:17 ago (+1/-0)