There were three toilet cubicles at work (and a urinal) and I noticed this big fat bloke from another Section would always use the middle cubicle while the rest of us would use the end ones so as to have a modicum of privacy and not breathe in the fumes from the contents of another man's bowels. Anyway curiosity got the better of me and I had a look at the middle cubicle thinking...maybe...the toilet seat was different or something and...it was spotless whereas the other toilets tended to have skid marks down the side of the bowl. So this dude was very smart. Essentially he had a private toilet. I now use this valuable knowledge in the shopping mall where I live which has three urinals. The middle one is always the cleanest. So I use it. Ok I feel I get dirty looks from the guys who need to stand right next to me and pee ("why can't the c..t use the furthest one f..king poof!") but wtf! It's nice not having to look at pubes sauteed in phlegm.
Fascinus 1 points 1.5 years ago
The "I'm just trying to use the cleaner urinal" ruse affords him the opportunity to sneak a peek at the dude using the next one over.