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Toilet Talk (Back in the day)

submitted by paul_neri to Rants 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 06:00:44 ago (+2/-4)     (www.upgoat.net)

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@con77

There were three toilet cubicles at work (and a urinal) and I noticed this big fat bloke from another Section would always use the middle cubicle while the rest of us would use the end ones so as to have a modicum of privacy and not breathe in the fumes from the contents of another man's bowels. Anyway curiosity got the better of me and I had a look at the middle cubicle thinking...maybe...the toilet seat was different or something and...it was spotless whereas the other toilets tended to have skid marks down the side of the bowl. So this dude was very smart. Essentially he had a private toilet. I now use this valuable knowledge in the shopping mall where I live which has three urinals. The middle one is always the cleanest. So I use it. Ok I feel I get dirty looks from the guys who need to stand right next to me and pee ("why can't the c..t use the furthest one f..king poof!") but wtf! It's nice not having to look at pubes sauteed in phlegm.


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[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 06:40:01 ago (+2/-0)

Spend a lot of time in public restrooms, eh faggot? KYS.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 20:59:10 ago (+1/-0)

The "I'm just trying to use the cleaner urinal" ruse affords him the opportunity to sneak a peek at the dude using the next one over.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 21:07:25 ago (+1/-0)

let's not forget the little mirrors glued to his shoe tips

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 18:05:28 ago (+1/-1)

Presumably you live up to your name?

[ - ] Glowbright 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 11:06:27 ago (+1/-0)

MythBusters did an entire episode on this years ago. They went into public restrooms and put counters on the doors to see which stalls get used most often and they did inspections of cleanliness and correlated it to the data etc.

Their conclusion was that the most used stall was the one furthest from the bathroom door and the least used stall was the "second closest" to the bathroom door. The one closest to the door gets the people in a rush, and the one furthest from the door gets everyone who thinks they will get more privacy and/or a cleaner toilet.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 14:19:59 ago (+0/-0)

most used stall was the one furthest from the bathroom door

So most people took the handicap stall...more leg room than privacy I'd say.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 18:03:35 ago (+0/-0)

Interesting and it bears out what I'm talking about in the 3-toilet situation.

Given shitting and pissing is such an integral part of our lives you'd think more consideration would be given to the availability/maintenance of public toilets.