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I see these stories all the time...

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellTalk 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 22:38:09 ago (+26/-0)     (media.gab.com)

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/165/574/103/playable/f5c74de758bc5c1a.mp4

I don't really believe them anymore. Someone saved a squirrel, so it brought a cookie. Someone saved an elephant 355.76 years ago and now it swam the Pacific ocean to save them from heat stroke in death valley.

I saved a bird from death in my neighbors yard. It was stuck in a pipe in the ground and couldn't get out. I saved another bird from being stuck in the garage attic. I never saw those ungrateful bastards again.



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I saved a bunch of baby ducks from a storm drain one time. One of them bit me.