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I see these stories all the time...

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellTalk 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 22:38:09 ago (+26/-0)     (media.gab.com)

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/165/574/103/playable/f5c74de758bc5c1a.mp4

I don't really believe them anymore. Someone saved a squirrel, so it brought a cookie. Someone saved an elephant 355.76 years ago and now it swam the Pacific ocean to save them from heat stroke in death valley.

I saved a bird from death in my neighbors yard. It was stuck in a pipe in the ground and couldn't get out. I saved another bird from being stuck in the garage attic. I never saw those ungrateful bastards again.



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[ - ] DukeofRaul 14 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 23:17:43 ago (+14/-0)

Ibsaved my wife froma bear but they are both the same size now

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 00:27:55 ago (+1/-0)

The perfect joke for this thread

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 13 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 23:07:54 ago (+13/-0)

I saved my wife from a lifetime of loneliness and cats and fuckboys trying to one-night-stand her and I can hardly get her to do the dishes.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 10 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 23:17:56 ago (+10/-0)

Have you tried increasing the frequency and/or intensity of her beatings?

[ - ] Unreasonable 7 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 23:48:28 ago (+7/-0)

Wait… we’re not supposed to believe everything we see on the internet?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 6 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 23:52:28 ago (+6/-0)

I saved a nigger from his fellow niggers, and then the nigger tried to kill me.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 4 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 04:47:54 ago (+4/-0)

Most of these videos are staged. Scumbags let a puppy almost die and then "save" it making a ton of money from clicks and donations.

[ - ] Sal_180 4 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 04:26:18 ago (+4/-0)

If you see stories like that all the time, stop spending time on trash social media sites

[ - ] 3Whuurs 4 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 02:36:23 ago (+4/-0)

All these voice over videos are just Poo’s recycling White content for Internet cash.

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 02:11:34 ago (+3/-0)

They are fake. You'll note the same voices for narration, a bunch of stitched together clips of the same kind of animal (but never the same individual), and the story will throw in details to make the differences seem coherent (different people in different videos are explained according to being couples, but they're never seen together, etc.). I saw one video that was about a rescued tiger that became insecure about being fat around the other tigers. They showed clips of one tiger sitting by himself and explained that this was because he was depressed about being overweight.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 02:35:21 ago (+2/-0)

I don't know about this one in particular, a lot of the time the people "saving" the animals are the ones that put it in peril to begin with. I think it's mostly cats and dogs, some of them it's pretty obvious.

These kinds of things tug on our heart strings, and generate a ton of clicks. So pajeets will injury an animal just to save it.

This is your daily reminder that you don't hate street shitters nearly enough.

[ - ] hylo 1 point 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 09:27:15 ago (+1/-0)

That AI voice is so annoying. Fuck whiever made that.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 06:04:41 ago (+1/-0)

That's the jews telling you you're equal to an animal. They're the farmers and you're only good for work that benefits them.

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 20:30:25 ago (+0/-0)

I saved a bunch of baby ducks from a storm drain one time. One of them bit me.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 8 monthsAug 30, 2024 12:55:00 ago (+0/-0)

trying to convince the masses to help simba so they get eaten.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 23:17:06 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2024 22:54:01 ago (+0/-0)