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I shit on Richard Nixon’s technique.

I once had a date and, even though I’m not a sapiosexual, when a girl is a fucking semi-tard, it’s a turnoff.

When she asked me what I liked to do, I told her with a straight face: “Well, what I really like to do is gain the confidence of a young lady like yourself, get her to come home with me and then make lampshades out of her skin.”

She still let me walk her home.