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[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 9 monthsSep 15, 2024 18:45:03 ago (+2/-0)

Not runing, sorting out low quality.

And yet he got laid.

Being normal today won't even do that.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 9 monthsSep 15, 2024 22:37:07 ago (+1/-0)

Lower your standards, incelgoy. Fuck a sheboon!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 04:32:43 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck that I die a virgin before I do that.

Because racemixing is worse than not procreating at all.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 9 monthsSep 16, 2024 00:28:39 ago (+1/-0)

I shit on Richard Nixon’s technique.

I once had a date and, even though I’m not a sapiosexual, when a girl is a fucking semi-tard, it’s a turnoff.

When she asked me what I liked to do, I told her with a straight face: “Well, what I really like to do is gain the confidence of a young lady like yourself, get her to come home with me and then make lampshades out of her skin.”

She still let me walk her home.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 9 monthsSep 15, 2024 18:35:28 ago (+1/-0)

No, I've never heard that song. I don't listen to nigger music.
And
The medical industry is lying about everything and, don't listen to the weather report. They get it wrong more than they get it right.

Any of these will do it.
Unless you happen to get a fat girl after you. They will go through Anything for a chance at getting some pecker.

[ - ] MichelleObamasPenis 1 point 9 monthsSep 15, 2024 17:35:19 ago (+1/-0)

"kike-banksters-funded-Hitler " type approaches could keep the old socks under your bed covered in masturbatory semen well into your late 20s... too.

it's good to have options