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Shopping mall hazard I've never encountered before!

submitted by paul_neri to TellUpgoat 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 02:38:24 ago (+12/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Missus and I were exiting a shopping mall yesterday when we heard a woman's voice some distance behind us yelling "excuse me". We didn't pay any attention but then she yelled "excuse me" again and there was a note of urgency in her voice. We turned around to see a fully-laden supermarket trolley bearing down on us. I ripped off my shirt to expose my superman vest and managed to grab the thing before it hit us. Now why the silly cow couldn't have yelled something more relevant like: "look out!" or "get out of the way" is beyond me! If the damn thing had hit one of us in the spine or knocked one of us over it might have done some damage.


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Dude, like the rest of the Americans on this site I'm sure you regard Australians as a little weird but I can assure you neither I nor my wife have-eyes-in-the-back-of-our-heads!