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Shopping mall hazard I've never encountered before!

submitted by paul_neri to TellUpgoat 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 02:38:24 ago (+12/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Missus and I were exiting a shopping mall yesterday when we heard a woman's voice some distance behind us yelling "excuse me". We didn't pay any attention but then she yelled "excuse me" again and there was a note of urgency in her voice. We turned around to see a fully-laden supermarket trolley bearing down on us. I ripped off my shirt to expose my superman vest and managed to grab the thing before it hit us. Now why the silly cow couldn't have yelled something more relevant like: "look out!" or "get out of the way" is beyond me! If the damn thing had hit one of us in the spine or knocked one of us over it might have done some damage.


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[ - ] JudyStroyer 16 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 05:15:00 ago (+16/-0)

HEY WATCH OUT FAGGOT

would have got your attention

[ - ] TheNoticing 6 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 08:51:01 ago (+6/-0)

Because women are fucking retarded.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 4 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 03:02:49 ago (+4/-0)

Dude, if you're superman you'd have been fine. Just whisk the wife out the way and wrap the little twot in a pretzel and toss her and the trolley to the side as a warning for other careless tarts!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 03:21:42 ago (+2/-0)*

To be fair...the woman who lost her trolley had a disability (walking sticks) which is why she couldn't run after the thing. She offered some excuse like she forgot the wheels didn't lock or something. No-one clapped my heroic feat and nor did the woman offer us a treat from her trolley.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 08:50:20 ago (+0/-0)

Can't imagine at 70 she had much in the trolley that would be a treat. Unless you consider orange flavored fiber a treat! 🤣

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 02:42:28 ago (+3/-0)

how old was that stupid thing? Btw, I love your real stories, not your 'news' from the MSM

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 03:04:56 ago (+2/-0)

Agreed, although now that Trump is cleaning up the Bureau, agent Neri is going to need a side gig!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 03:25:14 ago (+1/-0)

About 70 and she had two walking sticks. Still...she should have given a more attention-grabbing warning. The area in question was an incline and the trolley was moving quite fast.

[ - ] allAheadFull 1 point 2 monthsFeb 20, 2025 01:49:55 ago (+1/-0)

You're a hero. We now accept you as one of our kinsman. Welcome, fellow White person. Oh, you didn't put the cart back in the cart corral? You're out again. Try again later.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 05:44:42 ago (+2/-0)

Too bad it wasn't a speeding garbage truck

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 14:30:19 ago (+1/-0)

Rule #1

Always', be aware of your surroundings.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 20, 2025 04:48:44 ago (+0/-0)

Dude, like the rest of the Americans on this site I'm sure you regard Australians as a little weird but I can assure you neither I nor my wife have-eyes-in-the-back-of-our-heads!

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 11:06:28 ago (+1/-0)

FREE GROCERIES!

[ - ] Conspirologist 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 03:20:19 ago (+3/-2)

Most people have low IQ. The more you interact with people, the more you get annoyed, or get in danger by their idiocy.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 03:28:23 ago (+1/-0)

She was old and had two walking sticks. Ok, mistakes happen, but yelling "excuse me", "excuse me", when your out-of-control supermarket trolley is hurtling down a relatively steep incline toward two people is daft imo!

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 08:00:34 ago (+1/-0)

Trolley.. funfun just now realized your not USA.

[ - ] RollinDaGrassTyson 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 08:26:48 ago (+0/-0)

I've become convinced that the average 100 IQ just appears retarded to anyone cursed with significantly higher IQ.