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Super Mario platforms are good games, but they lack punches. The only thing Mario can do is stomp on enemies. Just stomping feels gay. I have high testosterone and enjoy punching enemies. Sonic, for example, can hit enemies directly with super speed rotations. This also feels good. I just can't stand the gay stomping in Mario. I enjoy 3D Mario games because they are about exploring open world and solving puzzles. But still miss god damn punches.