We got a few carpenter ants and one of them got inside my shirt and fucked me up. Now I think everything is a carpenter ant. - Upgoat

We got a few carpenter ants and one of them got inside my shirt and fucked me up. Now I think everything is a carpenter ant.
submitted by Dindu to TellTalk 6 hoursMay 14, 2025 15:10:13 ago (+9/-0) (TellTalk)

Im getting itchy

That's merely your scabies acting up again. Consider them little friends who think you're so adorable they just want to eat you all up!