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I chased a dear and "caught" it

submitted by deleted to whatever 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 01:06:16 ago (+32/-2)     (whatever)

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[ - ] shitface9000 7 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 01:29:49 ago (+7/-0)

Next time have a gopro running so we can experience the excitement !

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 10:23:33 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Luminometer 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 11:24:24 ago (+1/-0)

Lol if they can get to the neck (never going to happen) it is less than 3 seconds to the drop.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 14:25:34 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] Luminometer 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 20:13:14 ago (+1/-0)

I've hunted near all my life and worked as a slaughterman for a few years. I could have a bucks head off in 3 seconds. Easy. But as I said, they're not going to let you walk up.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 11 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 01:51:11 ago (+12/-1)*

My father-in-law told me a story about deer hunting with a couple of buddies. One shot a big buck, but it took off into thick brush. They followed the spotty blood trail and finally found it laying under a bush. My father-in-law had a big knife, so he volunteered to go in and cut it's throat to bleed it out and drag it out of the bush. When he stuck it in the neck it tried to get up and started kicking. when it was finally still they pulled it out and when they skinned the buck there was no bullet hole. My father-in-law killed a sleeping buck with a knife. They never did find the one his buddy had shot.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 10:22:30 ago (+4/-1)

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[ - ] Shotinthedark 5 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 17:45:36 ago (+5/-0)

I kill atleast 2 sleeping bucks a year. I wait in the closet at the deer hotel and when they're passed out I sneak out and beat them with a fitness mallet.

[ - ] AdolfHitler 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 15:50:50 ago (+1/-0)

Deer sleep a total of 5 minutes a day.

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 19:10:42 ago (+1/-0)

I hunt deer with a chainsaw.

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 10, 2021 05:35:31 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, this is bullshit. Some suburbanite city simp pulling the legs of other suburbanite city simps. Good try, redditor! But please - go back - we aren't as stupid as the redditor cunts you're used to dealing with....

[ - ] dontknowwhatiwant 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 10, 2021 16:16:23 ago (+0/-0)

I walked up to some sleeping Axis on my place just the other day, surprised the hell out of them. Not impossible, might be improbable, but not impossible. p.s. My ranch is in the TX Hill Country, lots of Axis & white tail.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 0 points 4.1 yearsMar 20, 2021 22:11:02 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] account deleted by user 5 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 01:54:37 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] kishind 6 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 10:16:58 ago (+7/-1)

Dogs are the second most high-endurance animal on the planet and the reason they are that way is because we, #1, bred them to be that way. So they could hunt all day with us.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4.1 yearsMar 12, 2021 13:13:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] rhy 7 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 02:36:32 ago (+7/-0)

Bipedal motion was our first big evolutionary advantage. Before big brains before thumbs before speech. Bipedal is more efficient.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 5 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 03:09:20 ago (+6/-1)

Humans are one of the greatest long distance animals on the planet

[ - ] beece 7 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 03:23:38 ago (+8/-1)

My brother had told me that you could outlast a deer if you were in good shape. I never tryed it. Thanks for the confirmation.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 03:44:59 ago (+2/-2)

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[ - ] CrustyBeaver 2 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 04:00:36 ago (+2/-0)

Don't let the cops catch you doing that:)

[ - ] Fuspezza 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 04:38:44 ago (+1/-0)

Put me on the screen cap

[ - ] Luminometer 3 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 08:47:38 ago (+3/-0)

Fill that freezer goat, good eating.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 10:25:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Luminometer 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 11:21:38 ago (+1/-0)

Likely true, they're the fastest thing I've ever hunted. Kangaroo much easier, better protein.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 11:43:29 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] MrPim 2 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 11:53:54 ago (+2/-0)

Buy did you stuff and mount her?

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 14:27:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 18:12:44 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 20:10:02 ago (+1/-0)

I fuck sharks.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 22:07:29 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] removed [op] 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 11:30:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AdolfHitler 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 15:55:17 ago (+0/-0)

Lasso that bitch

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 9, 2021 19:08:28 ago (+0/-0)

Granite is your real name Jeremiah Johnson? Damn cool story.

[ - ] SomeGoat 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 10, 2021 11:58:52 ago (+1/-0)

That’s called endurance hunting.