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I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with.

submitted by deleted to Jokes 3.9 yearsMay 24, 2021 14:27:10 ago (+29/-0)     (Jokes)

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[ - ] beece 9 points 3.9 yearsMay 24, 2021 14:42:21 ago (+9/-0)



LOL.
Q: You know how a real man knows he's pleased his woman?

A: Real men don't give a shit.

[ - ] whostolemyusername 1 point 3.9 yearsMay 24, 2021 15:55:16 ago (+3/-2)


Na, Thats premature ejaculation/small penis cope.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 7 points 3.9 yearsMay 24, 2021 19:16:04 ago (+7/-0)*

Pleasing a woman isn't possible. If you fix the doorknob they act pleased, but they still want a whole new house. If you get them a new house they want a bigger pool. If you get them a bigger pool they want palm trees around it even though that's the neighbor's yard, and then they want a new house again.

What makes you think you can please a woman? It's really up to her if she wants to be a bitch or not.

Is sex so special as to be different than anything else you do with a woman? Just do what makes sense and stay sane.

[ - ] whostolemyusername 1 point 3.9 yearsMay 24, 2021 19:24:18 ago (+3/-2)

Incel cope.


I was talking about sexually pleasing a women which is easy if you know what you are doing, If you where pleasing your women they would not be such a bitch, Many poorer people have good relationships despite not having a lot of material possessions which just goes to show some things are more important, Just dont be a pathetic women hating beta male and expect women to come flocking to you.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 3.9 yearsMay 24, 2021 22:04:07 ago (+2/-1)

Try the Muslim approach.

[ - ] TheBodhisattva 2 points 3.9 yearsMay 24, 2021 16:21:52 ago (+2/-0)

Well if she chose a 1 over a 9 then you are rich or have a big cock or something. So you have that goin for ya, which is nice

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 2 points 3.9 yearsMay 24, 2021 16:37:47 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] d1a 1 point 3.9 yearsMay 25, 2021 02:11:29 ago (+1/-0)

You can't say "whoosh" when the man clearly understood the joke.

Also, never say whoosh again, you pathetic fucking reddit retard

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.9 yearsMay 25, 2021 08:44:48 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] d1a 0 points 3.9 yearsMay 26, 2021 01:05:18 ago (+0/-0)

Okay, enlighten me and explain how he didn't get the joke, I'm looking forward to it

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.9 yearsMay 26, 2021 17:15:15 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] d1a 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 15, 2021 03:04:29 ago (+0/-0)

That's what I thought, retard :)

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 15, 2021 07:30:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.9 yearsMay 25, 2021 17:55:39 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 10, 2021 22:50:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 3 points 3.9 yearsMay 24, 2021 16:28:24 ago (+3/-0)

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