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How Feminists View Fiction

submitted by Wahaha to funny 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 13:27:08 ago (+14/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] salunga 0 points 4 yearsJun 3, 2021 14:22:11 ago (+0/-0)

Women have Schrodinger's Agency. They won't tell you which rules they're using until it's too late.

[ - ] Skeptic5000 1 point 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 19:11:14 ago (+1/-0)*

Don't listen to what they say but rather what they do.

If you think women aren't obsessed with sex, open your eyes. What are men's interests? There are many: sports, nerdy hobbies, documentaries, outdoors activities, science, etc. We are all nerds at something. Women's shows, magazines, TV shows and fiction in general are often centered around love, romance and sex, in one way or another. Sex toys, sex advice, sex and the city, make up, lingerie, perfumes, etc. All feminine things, all related to sex. There are very few sex toys for men and nobody buys them. Women, on the other hand, have closets full of "massaging items"

See the books women tend to read; intense "romantic" stories, and nothing more. The protagonist is usually a damsel in distress that's good for nothing and the romantic interest is either a millionaire, a "savage", a pirate, an abusive vampire, a rockstar, etc. Twilight, Fabio novels, Shades of grey, and many others are but examples.

In all cases, it is a dominant, assertive and masculine man who has the upper hand in the relationship and completely dominates her. She's the respectable lady and you're the preposterous savage who took her without asking and had your way with her. Or she's the poor little girl and you're the man.

Now you don't need to be either of those things; being a normal guy is more than enough, but the point is that women are looking for men. Men with balls who stand up for themselves and don't fall for their bullshit. She'll throw fits and test you just to see how you'll react. Keep calm. In her mind, you're cooler than you think, and she expects you to act accordingly. That's why she gets "pissed" when she sees you're indecisive, insecure or unassertive. She can't understand why her man isn't taking the reins of his life.

[ - ] M80TheMan 2 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 18:27:13 ago (+2/-0)

They want men to stand up and slap them across the face and put them in their place. Feminism is just a colossal shit test.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 15:21:51 ago (+1/-0)

They're literally programmed to never be happy with anything. They HAVE to find fault in everything.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 14:19:20 ago (+0/-0)

Apparently they want men seducing men, but of course that won't sell nearly as well as the books about men harming women.

[ - ] Wahaha [op] 0 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 17:35:59 ago (+0/-0)

It's from a feminist critique perspective, not from a what women actually buy perspective.

[ - ] cyclops1771 3 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 13:43:23 ago (+3/-0)

A Billionaire sexy man harms a woman - Oh, SEXY!!!

A Billionaire sexy man kills a woman - slut deserved it, now he can be with his REAL love (me!)

A woman kills a Billionaire sexy man - stupid slut!

A woman seduces a Billionaire sexy man - OMG, I'm so wet right now!

A Billionaire sexy man seduces another man - GROSS

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 13:30:46 ago (+3/-0)

I hate to say it.

But judging by just how quickly and how many copies of 50 shades were sold id say what women want is to be belted around and raped.

Just an observation.

[ - ] cyclops1771 1 point 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 13:44:59 ago (+1/-0)

Um, only by Billionaire hunks. You write that book with Tommy Trailerpark in the stead of Mr. Grey, and it's not even getting published.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 14:20:38 ago (+0/-0)

You say that but there's a whole trend among lefty cosmopolitan women dreaming about being subjugated by rednecks.

[ - ] Wahaha [op] 0 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 13:35:58 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, women want to be told what to do and be of use. Basically all that's wrong with women nowadays is the fault of men. And that's because testosterone levels have been falling since decades in men, because the food supply is poisoned. Which turns men into faggots/soyboys, too afraid to put a woman into place.

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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 15:24:24 ago (+0/-0)

That's the whole fantasy about the woman being "swept off her feet" by some dashing or exciting male. Been around since the dawn of fiction. It just has to be a very specific person, or they turn into harpies and Karens.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 4 yearsJun 3, 2021 07:52:42 ago (+0/-0)

Belted around and raped by a RICH man