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Bidet

submitted by Yargiyankooli to whatever 4 yearsJun 4, 2021 18:15:32 ago (+7/-0)     (whatever)

Start using a bidet. They are 25 dollars, they clean you better, allow you to use a lot less toilet paper. Of you ever ran out of toilet paper, you could air dry your washed ass hole.

I bought one a few years ago, now evey bathroom has one.


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[ - ] fightknightHERO 2 points 4 yearsJun 4, 2021 22:50:16 ago (+2/-0)

i use fresh wipes

it does the job better than TP

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 4 yearsJun 4, 2021 22:56:57 ago (+2/-0)

You should not flush those things down the toilet. They might say flushable and it might go down but it will clog your septic and sewer pipes.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 4 yearsJun 4, 2021 23:47:50 ago (+1/-0)

you're not supposed to, throw em in a bin.

i recommend buying the wipe who are based on cotton instead of cloth

[ - ] Yargiyankooli [op] 1 point 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 00:18:06 ago (+1/-0)

But why be dependent on some product? Just get the bidet and it is a one time thing (hopefully)

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 12:20:55 ago (+0/-0)

Chad answer right there. Been using them exclusively for over a year now.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4 yearsJun 4, 2021 23:19:26 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Yargiyankooli [op] 0 points 4 yearsJun 4, 2021 23:34:22 ago (+0/-0)

No just cleans your ass better than toilet paper.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 1 point 4 yearsJun 4, 2021 20:46:34 ago (+1/-0)

No thanks. Not in to butt stuff

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 4 yearsJun 4, 2021 19:53:26 ago (+1/-0)

have sufficient fiber in your diet and you don't really have anything to clean

[ - ] Gunnargoatson 1 point 4 yearsJun 4, 2021 18:52:13 ago (+1/-0)

Preach. Have 2, cleanest ass hole on my block, 0 IAOR days since install.

[ - ] taoV 1 point 4 yearsJun 4, 2021 19:09:13 ago (+1/-0)

No instantaneous axis of rotation?

[ - ] Gunnargoatson 2 points 4 yearsJun 4, 2021 19:19:20 ago (+2/-0)

Sorry, work abbreviation. Itchiest Asshole On Record. Very poor quality toilet paper at work.

[ - ] taoV 1 point 4 yearsJun 4, 2021 23:04:46 ago (+1/-0)

Ha! Well at least you're doing it on company time.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 10:54:22 ago (+0/-0)

The garden hose cleans better, and entertains the neighbors as well.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli [op] 0 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 17:25:47 ago (+0/-0)

As long as no kids are around, have at it fag-it

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 01:19:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Kozel 0 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 00:15:11 ago (+0/-0)

There's two kinds of people in this world:

Shit asses and clean asses.

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 4 yearsJun 4, 2021 22:08:17 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] Yargiyankooli [op] 0 points 4 yearsJun 4, 2021 23:17:07 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck you kike