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Help
submitted by Jerd34 to whatever 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 11:29:43 ago (+14/-0) (whatever)

I need help niggers. Someone came into our house last night and stole my laptop and my hard drives. I’m seeing red right now and I cannot even think straight. Is there a way to track it down? I’ve already tried google account with no luck. Please help. My life is on there.

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 18:43:55 ago (+0/-0)

You're fucked bro. Time to start over.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 0 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 18:28:24 ago (+0/-0)

Offer a reward for more than they can get for the laptop.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 15:09:48 ago (+0/-0)

ITT: Reminder to encrypt your shit.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 14:39:48 ago (+1/-0)

Actually, who's computer are you typing on right now?

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[ - ] Jerd34 [op] 0 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 19:54:26 ago (+0/-0)

My phone

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 14:38:31 ago (+0/-0)

Where you live OP?
Meaning country.

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[ - ] Jerd34 [op] 0 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 19:56:47 ago (+0/-0)

I’m in ecuador. I’ve been here for years. This is definitely a first for me

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 14:37:10 ago (+0/-0)

How much money you need?

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[ - ] Jerd34 [op] 0 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 19:56:19 ago (+0/-0)

Enough to get a car and get out of the fucking city.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 14:36:21 ago (+0/-0)

Niggers are stealing your rope. Just throw yourself on your local railroad track.

[ - ] GrayDragon -1 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 14:35:30 ago (+0/-1)

First stop. Get rope. Second stop, but it around your neck.

[ - ] GrayDragon -1 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 14:34:48 ago (+0/-1)

Have you tried dying yet?

It generally helps to kill oneself and restart the system.

You can try Google after your credibal glame of death.

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[ - ] Jerd34 [op] 0 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 19:58:51 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf

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[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 4 yearsJun 9, 2021 07:03:35 ago (+0/-0)

Drunks; don't hear them.

[ - ] eongoat 1 point 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 13:27:36 ago (+1/-0)

1. Tracking Software
2. Any software that automatically connects, and if you can get IP information from the company of where it connects (could help to track it down)
3. with serial numbers of hardware, file police report. Eventually, criminals screw up and get caught by police. Having the serial number on a report could get it back to you. I'm reading Ecuador police do little to recover belongings.
4. Do your own detective work. Collect finger prints, etc. Look for video cameras from neighbors if you don't have any. Neighbor of my coworker had his place broken into and co worker had it all on hd video.
5. U.S. State department notes a lot of theft/pickpockets etc in touristy areas. Do you carry the laptop in a laptop bag? Thieves look for the bag and possibly followed you home, then planned a robbery.

[ - ] Metanoid 1 point 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 13:02:19 ago (+1/-0)

Did you ha e any tracking software installed on the computer in case of theft?

[ - ] MonkeysSmarterThanNiggers 0 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 12:50:17 ago (+0/-0)

well, backups should always be made

[ - ] drhitler 3 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 12:30:32 ago (+3/-0)

they just took the laptop and HDDs?

probably gov goons.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 12:22:50 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Jerd34 [op] 2 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 12:21:58 ago (+2/-0)

Op here. I’m in ecuador. There are no pawn shops. I have no idea who did it.

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[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 4 yearsJun 8, 2021 13:17:29 ago (+3/-0)