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Business Card One-upmanship

submitted by beece to funny 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 09:54:44 ago (+33/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/znjbk6.mp4



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[ - ] account deleted by user 6 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 12:06:06 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.8 yearsJun 28, 2021 10:43:53 ago (+1/-0)

When I saw that card, I leaned in and had to blink a couple times to make sure I was actually seeing it. Brilliant.

[ - ] try 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 15:55:13 ago (+2/-0)*

THANKS!!!

Fucking AWESOME comedy, amazing punchline money shot!!!!!!!

FUN FACT #852:

NO COLORS!

The novel is far better than the movie and has clever writers tricks in it I noticed... for one... it is COLORLESS (not just the business cards) not one adjective for color used to describe any object in the entire novel of AMERICAN PSYCHO. The shades of white in the business card scene are about the only colors in the book.

I might be the only book reader to notice that fact that the author used a word processor to scrub out all words mentioning colors, despite book jam-packed with nouns.

The only other books stripped of all adjectives for color words are thousands of ancient greek writings. No colors written on any scrap of papyrus or sheepskin. No colors written except "white" "black" "red" and once "the color of bronze". Ancient Greeks refused to write adjectives for color down. No one knows why.

The AMERICAN PSYCHO book is also soaked in themes of "Materialism and Consumption" far more than the film and has more horrific violence in it as well.

I used to read every top 100 trending novel. Don't be me.

BLAME WHITEY fiction, as usual.

In the real world, NIGGERS, not high IQ WHITES, are the violence prone and niggers also historically the mass murders and the serial killers, but in fiction, and in (((media))), White males are always the bad guys. Its never a nigger!

[ - ] StarbuckAndCasey 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 16:32:11 ago (+2/-0)

Huh. Never knew that about the book (no colors). Kudos for noticing that.

[ - ] try 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 16:48:16 ago (+2/-0)

Other than writing a novel without colors, some gimmick fiction writers try to pen novels lacking a key on a typewriter. The most amazing was a novel with no letter "E". Written in 1939, Ernest Vincent Wright's Gadsby is a 50,000 word novel. he never cheated even in contractions or acronyms. :
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/84280/you-wont-find-letter-e-either-these-two-novels

Serious literature professors omit his first work and give credit only to other peoples later novels written by more respected authors or French authors.

No letter "E"! That, however, most people would notice after a few pages. Yet "no colors" in AMERICAN PSYCHO seems to only be noticed by the polymaths out there, or little mentioned. I noticed it though.

[ - ] TOVA 1 point 3.8 yearsJun 29, 2021 22:04:44 ago (+1/-0)

My friend handed me the book and without context I started reading. It was a sex to torture scene. Burned her eyeball and something about the wet snapping sounds her entrails made. Kinda messed me up for a min.

Also Ayn Rand wrote Anthem without the word "I". Instead in that distopian future everyone was taught to say "we" to drive home their collectivist bullshit.