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Help returning A&F cologne

submitted by ClitorisDestroyer to AskUpgoat 3.8 yearsJun 29, 2021 14:21:22 ago (+4/-0)     (AskUpgoat)*

I bought A&F Fierce and it smells like butt

I either spend $7 to ship return it and risk the niggers at USPS stealing the package

or I drive and spend $7 of gas, but I have to wear a mask


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[ - ] bosunmoon 5 points 3.8 yearsJun 29, 2021 15:56:38 ago (+5/-0)

Throw it in the trash and stop being a faggot.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.8 yearsJun 29, 2021 18:07:44 ago (+1/-0)

The only correct answer.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 3.8 yearsJun 29, 2021 15:34:23 ago (+2/-0)

Cologne? Faggot

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 3.8 yearsJun 29, 2021 18:05:44 ago (+1/-0)

if you paid with paypal they pay your return shipping

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 1 point 3.8 yearsJun 29, 2021 15:52:02 ago (+1/-0)

Why wear cologne? I have stopped deodorant (okay I use it like twice a month), and absolutely no cologne.

Women like my stench, as they have evolved to do so.

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 3.8 yearsJun 29, 2021 21:38:30 ago (+0/-0)

Can you use it to irritate someone you dislike? Give it to their children or something?

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 3.8 yearsJun 29, 2021 18:14:06 ago (+0/-0)

Pour it in your washer fluid and turn the nozzles to aim out. Next time you see a nigger or a jew in the crosswalk you can thank me later.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.8 yearsJun 29, 2021 16:57:37 ago (+0/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.8 yearsJun 29, 2021 18:07:19 ago (+0/-0)

Are you a nigger? Take a shower.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 3.8 yearsJun 29, 2021 18:08:12 ago (+0/-0)

Shut up, neckbeard fuck. Old Spice smells like shit and is nothing like what grand pappy used. Same with pinaud. They both smell like shit but the consoooomers on shaving forums love it.

Every old spice flavor and yellow pinaud are SHIT. pinaud quinine tonic also sweet smelling shit. pinaud green light hold hair gel is decent.