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In South Africa, you are more likely to die from a niggerbite than a snakebite; 21 people die from niggerbites every year vs 14 from snakebites

submitted by deleted to TellUpgoat 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 08:30:58 ago (+57/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

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[ - ] KCobain27 6 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 09:55:48 ago (+6/-0)

I never worry about animals other than those that walk on two feet.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 7 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 11:33:54 ago (+7/-0)

Fucking emus, am I right?

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 4 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 11:35:43 ago (+4/-0)

I mean, they did win that war w Australia. That's pretty bad ass for a flightless bird.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 11:37:13 ago (+3/-0)

Right? I bet the chinese are breeding them in secret. The moment they invade: WHAM! Emus.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 11:34:57 ago (+4/-0)

While I agree the chances of dying from a snakebite are low, that's mostly because humans and snakes stay well away from each other (unlike nigs). I can't help but feel he's incresing his chances a little by handling one like that.

[ - ] gabara 1 point 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 12:09:24 ago (+1/-0)

all my lol

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 21:11:56 ago (+0/-0)

US has them too. Beware the Alabama Blue Gum. Very dangerous. If it bites you, you die.

[ - ] con77 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 11:44:11 ago (+0/-0)

Filthy beasts

[ - ] ClitorisDestroyer 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 08:50:20 ago (+0/-0)

the snake is on a green screen

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 09:00:19 ago (+1/-0)

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